Maximum #07 18 июля 1996

Tusovka - On tusovakh in Moscow.
Razbiralka - The secret of the coins in the game DIZZY-3.
solid jokes - 7 gags. Issue of the Armenian Radio. Collection of statements by Soviet officers (continued).
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                            WEEKLY



        19.07.1996


       The second part



                Party!


 (C) RAVER


   Hi everyone! Again, you RAVER. And again, you party! Just 
want to say such a thing, that those who do not like this 
section, it can not read - I'm not forcing anyone.



   Today, "party!" will be somewhat smaller. And this is due to 
the fact that now is not a lot of sweeping measures that are 
worth raskazat.I today I will please only those who still do 
not have CD-Player. 


   And I remind you that, starting from 29 th July to 26 th 
August will not work RAVER-BBS (enemies - Rejoice). All this 
time I I will be in Moscow, but on weekends, probably will in 
the country. A closure due to the fact that just need a little 
rest as me and the server, as well as the fact that the second 
week running BBS practically idle - the user just went 
underground, or just lazy. 



   Well, it will begin to rave for.


   As I said in the last issue - released CD by Robert Miles. 
Well and now the world is engulfed cramp cassette-tape studio 
came the same DJ. Framed magazine just as well as CD, only part 
of the picture obscures the yellow circle that says you that 
the album includes greatest hits - "CHILDREN" and "FABLE". And 
the rest - all the same thing (well, maybe except for sound 
quality). 


   Also appeared and cassette album "U-96: Heaven". At the same 
time was "thrown" on the court listeners albums several pirate 
studios, such as the "AUDIO MAX" (best choice), "ALPHA MUSIC 
"and" DELTA ". 



   So, with the music finished. Let's talk about get-togethers. 
Yes still no get-togethers ... Yum!



   For you will seem strange when you see the date on which
will pass the data tusy, but knowing what this is, you
drop all claims, because it concerns computers.


   So. The nearest tusovka is, of course, ENLIGHT. I'm not 
particularly is distributed on this occasion, because the 
details you may have read or seen in the ZX-Net'e. 


   Next comes the month of October, and more specifically, the 
period from 1 st to 4 th. In Moscow, an exhibition COMTEK. This 
exhibition will be devoted to network and network equipment, 
and not just him. Exhibition program: APPLE-EXPO, EXPO-CAD, 
OPENET and NOVELL. Sponsors COMTEK-NETCOM are 
Comtek-International and the Crocus-International. Venue: 
Moscow Expocentre. Attention - Tickets already available 
(249-8606, 249-8608, 232-9497). 


   And absolutely bent the date - April 21-25, 1997. Visiting
Exhibition Center in Krasnaya Presnya, you will witness a grand 
of the action - COMTEK'97!!! The most advanced technologies 
with around the world, leading computer companies, the sea of 
​​hardware and software knock-down prices. So describe what is 
happening at Comtek those who with my own eyes convinced of the 
scale of this exhibition. And some participating firms put 
Moscow Comtek in first place among world exhibitions.



   So, do not miss these events. And note that, Comtek will be 
held in Moscow - and not go away, and not as expensive as if 
you went to the annual exhibition in Stuttgart. 


   Well, at this permit bow and finish today
"Party!" this optimistic note. See you in "Maximum'e"!



               RAZBIRALKA


 (C) RINDEX


   I have received have four questions: "How to find all the 
coins in DIZZY-3? ". Wash - this is overkill. Changing 
tradition, I now discuss how to still find these unfortunate 
coin. Naturally on passing game for sure, and so everybody 
knows. 


         FANTASY WORLD DIZZY or just DIZZY-3
                (C) THE OLIVER TWINS 1989
                   (C) CODEMASTERS 1989
               How do I find all thirty coins



   As you understand, we must find the 30-Tb coins. If you are 
released his beloved, then the game is not finished. Bring

her all the coins and then you will live happily ever after.


   I hope I do not have to explain to you that many coins are 
hidden behind a railing, behind bushes, behind window frames 
(by the way, one You'll find a coin in the frame of the house 
where you have to settle together with the DAISY). Well Well. 
In general, I know roughly where you are ruined (but not all, 
of course). 


   So. Take a pencil in hand, we begin our story. Immediately
I say release the first DAISY, not to interfere.


   Coin 1. You see a tree standing alone, and under it sits
Your brother (forgot his name). In this tree, with foliage, 
hiding a coin. Jump from the hill to the tree. If you're 
standing on the twig, then again jump to the left. Got it? If 
yes, then press ENTER (or what have you) and take the leaves. 
For foliage coin. From the tree we're done.



   Coin 2. Do you remember where you started the game? There 
was a troll, you gave him another apple. Now, if you remember 
where to put the second dragon egg, then go right there. If you 
go into this dungeon all the time right then out of nowhere 
comes this very troll and does not let you on. But if it is 
there (in the dungeon), then where you started the game, it is 
not. Go directly there. Do you see a coin? Troll forgotten it, 
maybe ... The door will not enter, do not try. 


   Coin 3. We will now consider more complicated coin. You
remember her sleeping brother DOZY? He sits on the banks of the 
river on the left. Go directly there. If you pass the first 
screen with the boxes (this is where there are no coins), then 
you should notice a thatched roof. On it necessary to climb. 
Jump from the boxes to the right. You need to get on support of 
the roof. If you're standing on a pedestal, then jump now 
already left. Standing on a cloud? Do you see a coin? Take it. 


   Now a little history. If you are playing Russified
DIZZY-version 3, then you will not see the coin on a cloud. Why?
Error Russifiers. So that the play in its original version of 
this Games without Russification. True, anyone can now corrected

this glitch. I do not know. But I played in two different 
Russified version, and both coins on a cloud above the drawers 
was not! We digress. 


   Coin 4. Right from the first screen with the boxes will be 
another screen with the boxes. There, between the boxes, will 
be based on a coin. However, so simple it will not take. Stand 
on the edge of the left box and jump to the right, where there 
is a coin. You should get. When DIZZY spinning in flight, he 
fell between these two boxes. Come out easily. Just go to the 
left. 


   Coin 5. And here You will need a little tricky. Go
back to the screen with the boxes, where there was no coin. Try 
to jump left, standing on the boxes. Times from the seventh to 
be succeed. You have failed, as in previous times, but now

already in the dungeon, where nothing is visible, or rather 
seen some blocks. There is one coin. Just do not remember, 
hidden behind one of the blocks, or not. Well you can find it 
easily. But as of escape this dungeon? This is the booolshoy 
question! But I would now help you.



   If you go right, then you hit an invisible wall. Its so
simply can not go. So, what should I do? He should just stand up
at the bottom and jump to the right, ie down this wall. DIZZY 
should slip through the wall from the bottom of the rolling 
condition. Practice. C tenth times out. Well, from then on will 
be simpler, and I'll nothing to say. Choose for yourself. Be 
bold. 


   Coin 6. When I was 29-Th coins, I have already started to 
break his head, where we take one more. I'm sort of all walked 
around and vezde all gathered together, and her latest, still 
no. And then I hit! Similarly, I thought, and went to the 
treehouse. And I I was right. Do you remember the screen where 
the elevator which is located on the left? He was right above 
the screen, where the mine is in an inverted world. Climb up on 
this elevator, go slightly to the right, the next screen. Jump 
to the left and here you stand, where lay was once a coin. A if 
we jump to the left? Jumped? No result, only fall back to where 
the dragon is put to sleep? Please try again. But in This time 
stand on the edge, as if you fall now, but for some reason, do 
not fall. If you're standing right on the tip of the bridge, 
jump to the left. Appeared on a cloud? Here's to you and the 
last coin. Well If not, try one more time. Just do not try this 
with clouds to jump back onto the bridge. You will fall into 
the same elevator and then ... have to start all over again. 
Just jump, or get off to the left and all (but not the right 
!!!). 


   Well, sort of like all the coins found. Well, that coin is 
that lying on a cloud, I hope you pull out yourself, it's not 
complicated. More one piece of advice. When you release the 
DAISY, you must first take coin, and then, get your love in the 
elevator. 


   Well, sort of like it. I hope you have this game in your
collection, and you will easily find normal is not Russified
version of the game.



            SOLID FUN


 (C) SPEED INFO
 (R) RINDEX


   We Pasha as Pugacheva Kirkorov, only unmarried ...


   She's old, and I - a young growing bodies.


   Us, prostitutes, do not buy, and take in the lease.


   Every morning I open my eyes and see it again, not the guy.


   I gave a cigarette, and he kindly moved me in the face.


   I have to go back. I was married twice.


   Natasha was pregnant. This led me to believe that
it is already listed.

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 (C) MASTER SOFT



                   Issue of the Armenian Radio.


- Why did yesterday in hotels Armenians were not allowed to 
stay for more than 10 days? - On the 11 th day, they begin to 
build the porch. 

                 *

- Attention! Transmit radio message from China - tragically 
ended the launch of the spacecraft. Pogoblo two Chinese 
kosmomavta and 500 firemen. 

                 *

- Is it true that under communism products will be ordered over 
the phone? - True, but we will pass them on TV.


                 *

- What would you advise me to do if suddenly tomorrow to 
announce free to travel abroad?

- Climb a tree.
- Why is the tree?
- On the ground, trampled.

                 *

- Is it hard to learn the Armenian language?
- Nonsense, just instead of Russian words to use Armenian.

                 *

- How much do attorneys usligi in Armenia?
- Two answers to two questions - 5000 rubley.Kakoy your second 
question? 

                 *

- What is the bride?
- The bride - a woman who promised all that she did not receive 
when he becomes his wife. 

                 *

- What is taught Eskimos their children from the first steps?
- Never eat yellow snow.

                 *

- What is a cocktail party in Polish?
- A glass of water with a straw.

                 *

- How many Poles, to paint the house?
- Five thousand and one. Five thousand turn home, and one holds 
a paintbrush.


                 *

- How to give effect to the Polish parachute?
- No, he Opens automatically when you hit the ground.

                 *

- Why negros wear caps with a large canopy?
- To the bird droppings falling on the lips.

                 *

- Why Puerto Rico do not kill flies?
- What do you mean? This is also their national bird.

                 *

- How many Arabs need to replace a light bulb?
- Four: One holds the bulb and two music stool. A fourth - 
constantly running a European consultant to determine when a 
light bulb burns out. 

                 *

- How to kill an Italian?
- We must hit the cap on his head while he drinks water from 
the toilet. 

                 *

- Will be under communism, red caviar?
- Will, if you have color TVs.

                 *

- Why in the areas of CIS in the summer was a drought?
- Nakarkali pioneers: 'Let there always be sunshine! "

                 *

- What Michurin died?
- Crashed, falling from strawberry.

                 *


  And the last post today. In the Sea of ​​Japan faced two
Submarines: Japanese and Chinese. On the Japanese side were 
killed ten members of the crew, with the Chinese - 700 oarsmen. 

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 (R) IRONMAN


        COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS

        Textbook for junior and middle
               academic staff.

                 "The citizen does not need fools.
                           So here I am. "
                      Unknown ensign.


60. Then came a comedian, he asked, can I replace it on

     it. I told him "No". At first there and then here.

61. Stand in the evening, at dawn.

62. Yes, I pritsipialny, but not a moron!

63. Fellow student! Boots - it's your face!

64. Fellow student! Here one of you will do mature women
     cracks-ofitserok. First, I'll do that, and then the other 
official      nipples of our department.


65. Nuclear bomb always hits the epicenter.

66. Fellow student! If you want to say something, you better

     Yea.

67. Fellow student! If you're a moron, then say so, and there 
is nothing 

     a gun rack!

68. Would bring you into the open field, put a face to the wall 
and ny      Stith brains out to remember for a lifetime!


69. We went out into the open field, not a tree, and then 
around the corner tanks. 

70. Colonels do not run, because in peacetime it is

     laughter, and in the military - a panic.

71. Ellipse - is a circle in which we can inscribe a square

     twenty-five at forty.

72. On this issue there are two opinions. One wrong

     and the other is mine.

73. The gun shoots first parabola, and then by inertia.

74. When a cadet cause he has to stand up and blush.

75. As you build, run one by one.

76. We can not all break, it is necessary for something to sit.

77. Hey, you three! Go both to me! What do I look to you govo
     Ryu.

78. Now I have another child was a child.

79. What do you sleep while standing on the move.

80. Battle piece battle should be a piece, it's the same fight
     curve sheet.

81. The commander said - "Weasel!" And no gophers.

82. Home - half the battle, the end - the head of everything.

83. First, will the people, and then we'll go.

84. That you approached me with his hands, with your feet!

85. That I no personnel in the barracks had not seen!

86. Cadet! Pull your hands out of his mouth.

88. He did not like pickled tomatoes, because the head in a jar 
is not 

     climb through, and if we climb a very pinched eyes.

89. Comrades, the time to recover! And we're not eating!



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 (C) RINDEX


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                 EPILOGUE


 (C) RINDEX


   Well that's all. Have you noticed that this number is not as 
large as the previous numbers? Why?


   Well firstly, you do not submit it to us. Why?


   Second, it is GIFT for CYBORG'a. There will be a!
In short, unique in nature, no! At least the part where I 
paint, you have never seen before. It's just an absolute funny! 
Good mood for the day will be provided. That's right. It 
remains only to say whether to allow himself CYBORG distribute 
this GIFT. Well, we'll settle it. 


   Well, in the third, I'm busy all the same GIFT'om. There.


   The next issue will be more (if busy again I will not). On
Today is all. Bye. See ya.



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