Optron #22 29 декабря 1998

Юмор

Coding - Sultan Tale (humor).

[] Hacker Rasp


  In recent years, among the coders rather
popular programming language of the new type. His name has not 
settled yet: Pigin Basic, VOLAPUK'98, Russian Surzhic ... In

Anyway, use this language for
conversion of old, well-known works
gives very impressive results. I suggest readers to read the 
pattern of such conversion. 


               Sultan Tale

{} Mickel Glumov


                    1


     Three girl'itsy under Windows

     Kodili night sometimes.

     - If I was Queen'nitsa -

     Speak'aet the first Görlitz -

     I used to Father'a King'a

     Super party gathered!

     - If I was kvinnitsa,
     Middle spikaet Görlitz
     I used to phaser-King

     Super Rifle wove!

     - If I was kvinnitsa -

     Spikaet the last Görlitz -

     I used to phaser-King

     Superman'a bore!


                    2


     And during the conversation

     King stood behind a fence.

     And hearing this ACNP,

     Prev Görlitz arose!

     For the younger came Görlitz

     Says she: - Be kvinnitsa!

     To you, dear Girl,

     Wash the palace floors!

     The eldest goes to kitchen -

     By wedding'u so that was polished!

     You, Middle, in the morning -

     Super Rifle - to the court!

     So saying, with Mlada Görlitz

     Newly-minted kvinnitsey,

     King retired in the Palace.

     Super session convened ...

     ..........................

     What there on, lads, it was -

     What is hidden in the dark.

     Something bellied hodilo.

     (Feelings now - are not the same!)

     Envy black sisters gnaw,

     Sleep calmly did not give,

     Made a vow revenge

     And kvinnitsu ruin!

     In order from next dawn

     Barbar'ihu attracted ...


                 3


     Ah, time'y were then!

     By field'am enemies go

     And with terrible force

     Knock'ali each other's foreheads!

     King beat nine months ...

     In kvinnitsy boy was born,

     Weight - 4.800!

     For State - coming strong!

     To the war is the message:

     "At 3.15 near bath

     Mol, kvinnitsa bore!

     These are the, King, the case ... "

     A grandmother Babarikha

     Until now, sitting quietly,

     But now a messenger Sman,

     Strong wine'om opoila,

     And sent to the parlor

     On the fun with yard-Görlitz ...

     And the messenger that morning

     Here's a drove Moore:

     "Spikayut, born baby

     In a perfect nepotrebe:

     Not Görlitz and boy,

     It is unclear, who so ... "

     Blood kingova hot -

     Head messenger he carried straight from the shoulder ...

     ..........................


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