Optron #22 29 декабря 1998

Юмор

Iron - The story "nihilists."

[] Sergey Filimonov


  Dear friends! I congratulate you on the New
1999-th year, and I want to thank you for what
do not forget "Optron" and with it - and the heading of "Iron". 
I wish you good health and always a good mood!


  And as mensal Christmas stories suggest to get acquainted 
with the story about One possible use of "iron."



                Nihilists


  (Taken from SU.HUMOR)


  State University "Lvivska politehnika.
Training Corps IV. Audience 613. There sits a man in appearance 
- the teacher. 

  Someone on the mind - a student opens
door:

  - May I come in?

  - And I do not care, you will enter or not.

  - Me too.

  - Then sit down, once you ugorazdilo
come.

  The student sits down and asks:

  - Take your ticket?

  - And I do not care, take it or not.

  - Me too.

  - Then take it.

  A student takes a ticket.

  - Well, what have you?

  - And I do not care that there!

  - Then read the first question.

  - The theorem of Lagrange.

  - Good result.

  - And I pofigu your theorem!

  - Firstly, not mine, and Lagrange. Secondly, I do not care 
what she pofigu you! 

  - Me too.

  - Then nafig you come from?

  - The tradition of this. Five stars is necessary.

  - And I pofigu and your tradition and your
five stars!

  - And I pofigu that you do not care!

  - Yes? And where are you come from?

  - What do you care?

  - Yes, I somehow do not care.

  - And to me the more. Put five, and I went.

  - I suppose you go for a beer? So even with the
girls? And six do not want? Or seven?

  - Yes laadno, Professor! Let's come clean ...

  - I am not a professor. And I pofigu your purity.

  - Well, Assoc. Not a hell? Better answer - you are a true 
nihilists? 

  - Naturally.

  - And you all - do not care?

  - Absolutely.

  - And if I have five - this is you do not care?

  - Do not care. Least six.

  - So put!

  - And you is not do not care what I have it
put?

  - You bet!

  - Well, if so ... - Puts a student's record-book
fat five, then in addition, wrote the word
"Five" and zalihvastski signs.

  - Thank you, professor.

  - Yes, I am not professor.

  - Yes, I do not care! A. .. Who?

  - Plumbing. In your toilet bowl changed.

  The student slowly turns green and looks
student's record-book.

  - What's that? What a plumber-toilet? Why
are you in my exam take?

  - And I do not care your exam!

  - And the student's record-book, you bastard, ruined!

  - And I do not care your student's record-book! Sam asked for 
it! Goat! 

  - I'll kill you, bastard! - It stands on the plumbing.

  He pulls out from behind an iron wrench and coolly beat them 
studentapofigista on the head. Student falls off. 

  - In nature, a goat! And there is: "do not care,
do not care! "