Buzz #10 16 сентября 1997

a rest?! - Cool tales, "Fine."

                      *** REST!? ***


(C) DYK


   Today we decided to publish a small, but very cool
tales, which gave us CRAZY.

Copyright by Smart Guy '94
All Rights Reserved
Created with iS-EDIT by IskraSoft '93


                            FINE

                           -------
                            Prologue.


  Long ago, in a galaxy far far away, on the desert
planet, devoid of vegetation on the planet where there was no 
water, swamps, monkeys and other Smart Gaev lived a tribe of 
small ones. 


                         Chapter One.

                        --------------
                         Smallest.


  "Most would find some rock, I thought the smallest -" And then
during a rain banging on the head with a stone, and not pozhresh
you are more blue sand ... "

  He awkwardly crawled on all vosmi hands to a large fragment
spacecraft, which once landed on the planet
Small.

  "There was a time!" Small-remembered, "Sam, I remember, four
astronauts ate only dry a long time to ... "

  Judging by the level of radiation, rain was already close. 
For small meteorites fell on the sand, but he miraculously 
managed to crawl under saving chip.


  "Now, this left the rain will pour five days. And the sand is
smelly and nasty. And then I could not sit at home? Have to
crawl under the earth ... "

  Large meteorite hit with a whistle in the methane atmosphere,
half-burnt and struck a chip, by which rested
of rapid crawling Minor. There was a loud "Boom!"-Like
the sound of a very large bell. Laid in small ears.

  "Yes, the case - a pipe," Small-thought, "We'll have to crawl 
under the earth. "


  And he began to dig.


                       Epilogue to the first chapter.

                      -----------------------
  From under the rubble, buried meteorites could be heard
dissatisfied grunt Petty ...


                            Chapter Two.

                           --------------
                               Plate.


                               Prologue.


  Chip completely disappeared under the meteorites, and Small 
started think that the stinking sand was looking much tastier 
than they ... 

  After two hours of fruitless efforts, he remembered that here
there is a large dumping of large, formerly inhabited this
planet. Apparently, he and he resisted.

  "We'll have to take the risk," Small-decided.

  With a wild scream, and he pohryukivaniem slug crawled out 
from under the rubble, slid at high speed with half a mile and 
dug into the sand. 

  Small, quickly crawled under the ground, pushing the earth 
triangular nose, and fell asleep for a pass flat tail.


  Suddenly, something happened for the small unexpected: he and 
all run (or raspolzu?) struck a square rotating eye

single stone slab.

  "What does it mean?", He thought, looking at the carved
wall inscription in an incomprehensible language "Smart Guy".

  Minor promised myself to come back here and see everything
well, but at that moment he heard behind him carnivore
popiskivanie prey Filov and decided to slip away from here
in good time.

  He emerged from under the ground in their home and hid behind 
a passage. Phil had one catch it by the tail and small had

long unstick it.

  "As I'm hungry!" Small-thought and rushed to the sandbox.
Buried in the sand, he began to devour it.

  He finished this thing in three hours and find that stuffed,
lay down to sleep on the floor.


                      Epilogue to the second chapter.

                     ------------------------

  The boundless desert was a miserable hut, something like
slyapannaya of pieces of metal and wood. From it sounded loud
snore ...


                          Chapter Three.

                         --------------
                         Other Minor.


                             Prologue.


  So the smallest is not overeat long. He is the fourth vomit
day ...

  Not that Minor received from this activity
pleasure. Usually he just vomit when he puke, but
now he is beginning to pall. When he finally finished
puke, he again lay down to sleep.

  Waking up, he felt that something was wrong. He looked around,
sniffed, and realized that his worries.

  All of his dwelling was zablevano. Waves of stinking substance
rolled on the door and raised the bed.

  "We have to walk," Small-decided.

  And walked.

  He crawled through the desert, and nothing to do, indulged
memories.

  Previously, the smallest was the leader of a tribe of small 
ones. He oversaw great multitude, which raided the single hole

Filov, and I must say, well supervised.

  But once he heard from the oldest of the tribe Petty
entirely different creatures living far away, in another
Galaxy, who loved to fish on his own tail,
who waged war with the monkeys and other creatures. Called
these strange creatures are not Guyami's death, not that smart 
Gayami and can still somehow ...


  Listening to the story of the oldest small, the smallest 
invisible for himself zafanatel from Smart Gaev.


  He threw a leadership the tribe, and began to collect 
information About Smart Gayah. It was not. He tried to write 
poems about the Smart Guy, but after reading them immediately 
after writing, I thought that the Smart Guy, they hardly would 
have had to taste. 

  But then he thought of the great product of Smart Guy, and his
life in the distant future. And he already has obtained when
he suddenly interrupted.

  Most Wise Small came to himself, and began to instruct 
small-scale its on the right path, but so carried away that 
suddenly said that Death Guev does not exist.


  Smallest found this insult, and sent the wisest
Small to ... .

  That, of course, was offended, but not in this case. For 
contempt superior person of the smallest trial. And justified.


  But then the wisest Fine organized a huge rally
middle of the desert. He slipped on the small of all the caves 
and dens. 

  "Brothers," says the wisest Small, "boycott Himself
Shallow! ". Then there was a long speech on public morality, 
public debt, respect for the individual, and so on ...


  Crawled out of his hut the next day, the smallest
found nailed to sand the boycott:



                          Ad.


                          Boycott.



  That's so began the solitary life of the smallest ...


                      Epilogue to the third chapter.

                     -----------------------

  Smallest returned to his wretched hut after
prolonged walking. Meteor rain stopped, but at heart
Small it was hard ...


                          Chapter Four.

                         -----------------
                        What is this plate?


                               Prologue.


  Nothing unusual in this day has not happened, Small, lying on 
the the floor, spitting on the door at the head crawled past 
the other Small, bored, and suddenly remembered his promise to 
find out what hiding behind that stone slab ...


  "Well, do not care nothing, go, walk to the
plate ..."- sleepily thought Minor.

  He is lazy to dig in and just lazily crawled under the ground.

  A couple of hours he found the plate. The inscription "Smart 
Guy" was on place.


  Small, leaned on the stove all its light weight. Strange.
Minor was ready to argue for half of his hands, that 
simultaneously someone leaned on the stove on the other side.


  An hour later, he shrugged his shoulders and walked away from 
the plate. He is so personal and not made from it.


  "We need to come up with a crowbar," Small-thought, yawning, 
and crawled back ...


  In another galaxy far far away, in another time
dimension, Smart Guy found at the bottom of the swamp yet 
another door, This time without a handle. "Well, if there is 
again some left boxes ..."- indefinitely, he thought.


  Smart leaned on the door. Not that much, but leaned. Strange.
He was ready to give the tail on the cutting that on the other 
hand someone pushes the door, not letting him pass.


  After an hour of fruitless efforts Smart Guy, decently tired,
oteshel from the door, and not told it secret ...


                     Epilogue to the fourth chapter.

                    --------------------------

  Fine sand, get drunk and lay down to sleep on the floor, as
bed had been washed away ...

  Smart went to her house, looked sadly at the broken
bed and fell asleep on the table ...


                             Chapter Five.

                            -------------
                               Small.


                               Prologue.


  On the planet lived in Little Different Small: The Wise Small,
The left-most petty, most smallest, but we were fine
just the smallest. Why ...?

  When small newly hatched from an egg, the Council of the Most 
Most Small long thought to call him.


  "Perhaps the boldest Small?", Someone suggested.

  Fine for the tail dragged to the podium and showed him the 
empty flower pot.


  Minor terribly frightened zahryukal, screamed, bit
several honorary members, and disappeared into the unknown
direction.

  When he was found, the Council continued the meeting.

  "Maybe the fastest Minor?"-Carried a new proposal.

  It turned out that the fastest Minor is already there. 
Decided to arrange test.


  Small lead on the racetrack and led to the start mark. Dali
start. Minor ran.

  It soon became clear that the small runs in the wrong 
direction. Race stopped. Council meeting continued.


  But think of the name have failed. Minor has not passed test
neither the stupidest, nor himself insolently, nor to anyone 
else. 

  The Council did not know what to do. And then got up sleeping 
all this time, the oldest small, and to discover what the 
problem is said: "Since you want, and himself, and fine, call it

The smallest! "

  The decision was unanimous, as nobody knew that most
Old Minor was drunk as a lord.


                       Epilogue to the fifth chapter.

                      ----------------------

  And the Council had to issue a certificate of petty that he


                          Smallest.


TEXT CORRECTED 'REFORMATED BY DYK / XFHG 1997