Acid Paper #01

Самиздат

killjoy week - a sore point.

As I pulled all television advertising!
Borsch with Gallina Blanca "- love at first spoonful!
Chicken with "Gallina Blanca" - love at first fork!
Then the rice with a "GB" - love at first stick!



              Or this: I have, excuse the pun,

              first day of the month _protekaet_

              very difficult ...

        What

        you must be a fool to so openly

        communicate their concerns over the country!


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       · And that chick without a tower ,···········

       • that had finished their garlic soup, ·

       · So do repent, its the same everywhere ·

       · Not, except by the advertisements, ······

       · Not know .··············

       ············· ∙



 Honey, I'll give you the Athenian night in my cozy
 room ... Here are just a doem _gorohovyy_ soup!



But how good it was before:
- What is it we have Count Suvorov does not eat anything!
- Duc fact, it Elah-burns, to the first __ / __ ____ __

  Stars can not ... oO / ___ _ _
- Well, there zvezdanite Count! /_--_ ___ _
(And so the three pages of options) /



  But now: once my hair

  were dry and lifeless.

  After using this shampoo

  they are raw and stir!



Pam-Pam-monument ... XEROX!
We taught the world to copy!
Heraks!

        Heraks!

                Heraks!

- Bro, if Anya, Olya and Nadya

  then I do not, and if it is Lena, or Marina

  I'll ...
- It's not you!

Depart to another world beautiful videos:
- Every day, instead of beer pohmelyaytes Klirasilom!
- Pasha wears a helmet, and Sasha - in "Venus," as

  walking with Dasha!

And no lycra does not help, because
From Paris to Nakhodka - everywhere torn pantyhose!

Saves only pofigisticheskoe or humorous attitude
to advertising:
Have you bought a Pentium ProZet - the one with the blue 
crystal? 

Surely everyone can tell you two or three jokes about
places to kiss, strip, etc.
- Hey, girl, why worry about some sort of
spots? Need to worry, if patches do not! Between
anxiety and panic difference 28 days!

And every woman interested in the question: what to buy for 
laundry and washing dishes - whether Tide, or HMO. What's the 
difference, the main thing is not lopuhnutsya not buy 
_obychnyy_ powder. 

Where would all this take - the usual powder, plain pasta, on 
the worst, conventional gaskets, which my ears and eyes

and not see / or hear the ads!


                                 DeAtH MoRoZ.