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Beech - The Life of Jesus for the great Mitka klikuhe Hpistos and how he dragged himself and his soaked vpagi.

   BEECH **************** ******************



              THE GOSPEL OF Mitkov


     The Life of Jesus for the great Mitka klikuhe

     Christ and how he dragged himself and his

                  soaked enemies


(C) Denis Arlancev


                     Chapter 1

1. At first it was all give a damn about.
2. And give a damn about was God.
3. And give a damn about was all God.


                     Chapter 2

1. Hipoval then dude, Joseph, a carpenter and strained
   Xia.
2. And when the time came, his itch to marry

   Tusov Girl Mary.
3. Yes, and my sister was not averse.
4. And he took her to his house, but he was

   weak.
5. Belonged to her several times a day and left no

   with nothing.
6. And Mary has lost hope to catch a buzz.


                     Chapter 3

1. And truncating God that Joseph did not channel any soup, any

   Red Army.
2. But Mary, his wife is dying, asks soup.
3. And he decided to arrange nishtyak Mary.
4. At night, went into her house, but Mary did not dryhla.
5. Notice entered and said: well you would not have gone,

   dude!
6. The Lord to her: I'm the one you expect.
7. Maria was delighted and cried out: Glory to God, to
   waited, Ides here!
8. But the Lord was cool and answered: of roll you gu
   bu, sister.
9. Maria in response to: Duc, Lord! And hears the voice of Al
   Gela:
10. Maria, screw the wick, bloat.
11. And attach it wick, and came to her State
    pod.
12. But he faded in the morning, saying: born among you, behold
    strenka, a cool dude and he will present mi
    tkom.
13. But Mary was pressing a lot of Luleå and is not heard of any
    what.
14. And soon she was born offspring, and named it

    Jesus, that Jewish Mitya.


                     Chapter 4

1. Jesus walked by the Sea of ​​Galilee and saw two

   dudes plowing.
2. And he said unto them: let's go with me, would be a real mi
   tkami.
3. And they began a humpback and followed him.
4. Next they saw all those dudes, and also the prize
   Wali on seyshn.
5. And it was bratushek five.
6. And they went from village to village in order to butt those 
without 

   concepts.
7. And got many.
8. People were dragged from them and went after him, catching 
the ethereal 

   Kaif, in anticipation of the eternal ottyaga.
9. For this they promised Christ.


                     Chapter 5

1. And Jesus heard that, in the desert gonoshitsya devil.
2. And I decided to overcome it.
3. But he was not zhravshi forty days and came to the handle.
4. A adversary was cunning and evil devised.
5. Push - he says - to turn stones into Hawk,

   because you have nothing to eat.
6. Jesus answered him: sin Mitka true UNE
   ryagatsya for the sake of his belly.
7. Then began his enemy again and says:

   sigani off a cliff, because like anything you will not
   children.
8. Jesus answers: You see where I am, and where a rock!

   Pampering all.
9. The third time, pushes the devil: to recognize that his son
   Since the front of me and I'll give you the whole world.
10. Jesus to him: why did it to me? I have no so much

    places, and mold me.
11. And I realized the enemy that fucked him in full view.


                     Chapter 6

1. Coming from the desert, Joshua gathered from seyshn bratushek

   and dude.
2. And taught the sons, saying:
3. Do not strain nor in his life, nor in thought,

   because only ottyanuvshiesya high.
4. Do not wear kitsch, because only those are happy

   who give a damn about.
5. Not vodites with lohami and major, for they thrust
   Livs.
6. Do not neglect pitiem, but also know the measure.
7. Do not peck unnecessarily, but for ottyaga.
8. Let you all so will shed to

   left hand does not know what the right one.
9. Do not be anxious about food and shelter, for only without 
the stress    tion broke some for you.

10. Do not ask - and will be given to you, do not look for - and

    find. And whoever does - that Aw, Snap.


                     Chapter 7

1. Duc tell you who will not let all poboku, one in

   full-length does not draw it out.
2. Someone came closer, he asked: what do you do

   everything to give a damn about?
3. Jesus said: a full-length can only revel

   I, and all will be strained.
4. And yet - to perform, that are commanded, and sex
   chish.
5. Inquiring says: I already know all this.
6. And Jesus to him: no haggling, and all the bummer.
7. But after that broke some questioning and rolled.


                     Chapter 8

1. And it was necessary to move them on, and he led sconce
   carcasses to the lake.
2. And they searched the boat and could not nadybat.
3. And when Jesus saw it, gave: if not itch sex
   Chita!
4. No kerf bratushki, have asked.
5. But he abhorred: a word you do not understand?
6. Sipanulis and those responsible: the boat is not present, as

   next move?
7. Jesus answered them: and that's it!
8. And there was a boat, entered it and sailed bratushki
   Do.
9. And he was walking on water.
10. Prosekli they ATAS this and ask: how is it?
11. Jesus replied: highly developed surface, this

    and report without tension.
12. And understand the demand that a bitch they are kept, and

    have decided to try it, but fraernulis.
13. And they decided among themselves: cool, and we are in 
front of him a son     ki.



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