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City #36
11 декабря 1999 |
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Smiley - foul jokes.
Smiley ************** *************** A little boy rushes around the apartment. Resets books with a buffet, throwing clothes, overturns chairs. Resorts nurse and asked: - What are you doing? - I play the game. - Which? - "Fuck, where the car keys!" A rat comes to the hamster and complains about life: - Listen, tell me what was wrong: we're like almost the same, blood relatives, but do you live in cages, jars, feed you, pat on the shoulder with prison, and I was only grass da beat, beat da bait! Why so? - Look, perhaps you have a bad promotion! Ensign front of the ranks: - I will always take his blind eye, but if I someday someone for something to catch, then this will be his end. Once there was a girl who did not see nothing at all, in short, was blind. Each time a family sit at the table and my mother served a meal, a girl for a long time probed the contents of the dish and hands every time whined: - Well, as I always put the least! Times I see nothing, therefore deprive you can! Miser ... Mom got sick of it all and she decided to consult with a psychologist. At that the doctor gave her a Board: - You cook a bowl of ravioli! And let him eat! The next day my mother setting the table and puts before the girl "parashku" ravioli. A girl sits at the table, move yourself nehily portion of ravioli, a long time feels content hands and says: - Imagine how much you currently naherachili ... Announcement before the meeting in Moscow State Institute: All tickets are sold. - Grandpa, but you were little? - Was, granddaughters. - Well, they laughed, perhaps, the guys over your beard and bald! The doctor meets his former patient: - Well, as your sore? - Yeah. Two weeks left to his mother ...
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