City #36 11 декабря 1999

Юмор

Smiley - foul jokes.

   Smiley ************** ***************



  A little boy rushes around the apartment. Resets
books with a buffet, throwing clothes, overturns
chairs. Resorts nurse and asked:
- What are you doing?
- I play the game.
- Which?
- "Fuck, where the car keys!"


  A rat comes to the hamster and complains about life:
- Listen, tell me what was wrong: we're like almost the same, 
blood relatives, but do you live in cages, jars, feed you, pat 
on the shoulder with prison, and I was only grass da beat, beat 
da bait! Why so? - Look, perhaps you have a bad promotion!



  Ensign front of the ranks:
- I will always take his blind eye, but if I
someday someone for something to catch, then
this will be his end.


  Once there was a girl who did not see nothing at all, in 
short, was blind. Each time a family sit at the table and my 
mother served a meal, a girl for a long time probed the 
contents of the dish and hands every time whined:

- Well, as I always put the least! Times
I see nothing, therefore deprive you can! Miser ...
Mom got sick of it all and she decided to consult with a 
psychologist. At that the doctor gave her a Board:

- You cook a bowl of ravioli! And let him eat!
The next day my mother setting the table and puts
before the girl "parashku" ravioli. A girl sits
at the table, move yourself nehily portion of ravioli, a long 
time feels content hands and says: - Imagine how much you 
currently naherachili ... 


  Announcement before the meeting in Moscow State Institute: 
All tickets are sold. 


  - Grandpa, but you were little?
- Was, granddaughters.
- Well, they laughed, perhaps, the guys over your beard
and bald!


  The doctor meets his former patient:
- Well, as your sore?
- Yeah. Two weeks left to his mother ...