City #30 25 сентября 1999

Юмор

Smiley - a collection of humorous banalities.

  Smiley *************** *****************



  Inspired by one of pyanok: I come home and do not know
which side to turn to the toilet.


  Will send a fool for a bottle, so he, the fool, and one
bring ...


  Opened the door for guests and wanted to hit the dirt
face.


  Buy from us - do not let any deceive themselves in another
place!


  Yes, so that I lived as I remembered ...


  Alex Eustace does not fall far from ...


  Atlas of roads in Germany: Not Strasse atlas, as
it is painted.


  Absence of complaints about the quality of parachutes has not 
said about their integrity. 


  I loved you, and then was treated for a long time.


  Wedding without the bride, the winter without the snot.


  The wife is calling me to America, sorry that she left there 
before the wedding. 


  If two coasting, the third - on the hypotenuse.


  What a place without resting - all the same ass print.


  Beer ... Vodka ... Sobering-up ... We must meet more often!