City #28 15 сентября 1999

Самиздат

Beech - The Adventures of Shtiplitsa and one another in ppiklyucheniya Bopmana.

  BEECH ****************** ********************


Shtirlitsa adventures and other adventures Bormann



                    continued


  Biennial Shepherd, prepared for the experience,
sitting in a cage, and seeing Shtirlitsa, bared teeth,
giving him thereby to understand that this experience will be
more complicated.

  - Gestapo - viciously Stirlitz said, calling the name of
your favorite organization. He opened the cage door,
the dog jumped out and began barking heart-rending.

  - Dura - resentfully said Stirlitz and another
dose vials crumbled to the floor. Where once
was the front door, seemed to Bormann.

  - Stirlitz! - He said enthusiastically, looking like
Russian intelligence officer struggling with a dog at the same 
time, tending to tear his uniform pants, and a mountain

tubes. - What are you, bought me a dog?

  - I believe that he bought - said Stirlitz, "If thou hast 
gathered from me this plague ... 

  Borman resigned his lips and tried to whistle, but instead of 
whistling he turned snake hiss.


  A dog left Stirlitz and stared
on Parteigenosse.

  Borman took from his pocket made two weeks ago, collar with 
leash and put it all on the neck animal. Then he looked kind of 
professional dog's mouth and said that this dog. 

  - I'll call him Adolf, - he said, showing his devotion to 
SPCA. 

  - Although Joseph - said Stirlitz, critically examining the 
ripped pants. - Well, your teeth Adolf ...


  - All in the Fuhrer - said Borman, bringing a dog
in the corridor. In the office, where he stayed Stirlitz heard 
ringing broken dishes. 

  Leather muzzle, bought seven Bormann
Reichsmark, the dog did not like. Viciously chihnuv,
she dropped her cute some dirty trick to boot Shtirlitsa
and ominously growled, refusing thereby to possible claims. 
Boots hissed, and began to smoke came down fast. On top of all 
the metal floor laboratory was formed healthy hole. At the 
bottom was ladies' room, where sat Frightened lab.


  - Got the beast - Stirlitz growled, moving his big Paltz feet 
- with pyroxylin plant in the ass. 

  Bormann was frightened for himself and for his 
priobretenitse, but luckily for him Stirlitz distracted from 
his boots and turned his languid eyes down on the weak half of 
humanity. Weak half paralyzed, staring up at the glowing face 
of the great scout which is already getting out from his pocket 
his favorite stew. 

  "Now someone someone would treat" - gleefully
Parteigenosse thought, knowing the generous nature of his
idol.

  Stirlitz for a moment distracted by Bormann gave the cuff, 
said: "Not one, but the greatest spy of all time companion 
background Stirlitz or simply Maxim Maximich Tikhonov sense 
Isayev " and once again stared down. Of radio operators 
Stirlitz not seen. He accidentally dropped the jar down

(Not up, naturally), put one of the radio operators
and splashed robe and hair the other.

  Russian intelligence officer politely excused himself, 
frowning, looking at Bormann, and they delivered the biological 
laboratory of its presence. Borman dragged elektoroprovod and a 
broken switch. He was so pleased with his adventures, that 
dreaming of a world revolution, and did not notice the sly 
column, it hurts him to ogrevshy sweaty forehead. 

  - Tell Stirlitz - asked Borman very soul - What do you think 
now? 

  - On the barbecue and stew pot - Stirlitz said grimly.

  Bormann wanted to say: "but here I am - of a world 
revolution," but refrained. During the sudden thought you could 
shlopotat Shtirlitsa of the mug. 

  Parteigenosse drew her to a dog, get away
due to a long leash to the forty feet, and continued his 
thoughts. 


                   CHAPTER SEVEN


  Morning direct supervisor Shtirlitsa expressed his 
subordinate everything he had against the attacks on the 
achievements of science. 

  - Stirlitz, you are not a kid, dammit! - Thompson shouted.

  - Do not swear - asked Stirlitz quietly built from broken 
matches pyramid. 

  - But Stirlitz why you broke all available in the
Laboratory test tubes?

  - I was drunk, - said indifferently Stirlitz .- I have a 
headache. 

  I'm very drunk - "Thompson said - and I have a very
headache .. after yesterday's ... But I'm not going to
Laboratory to beat the tube!

  - And what, there's still something left? - Worried Stirlitz.

  - Well, what it can to stay? - Surprised the chief of 
intelligence. 

  - You have worked there yesterday, that turned us
the entire program of biological research for ten years ... 
maybe twenty ... A dog you why stolen?


  - Dog's do not touch - the voice zapravskogo felon
Stirlitz said. - He is my friend mom replaces ...

  - Mom - it's good, "said Thompson. - In general,
Stirlitz, I'm not so unhappy ... Come on, those chtoli, a 
restaurant ... and even though after yesterday noggin pops ...



              to be continued ...