City #27 09 сентября 1999

Юмор

Smiley - the latest jokes.

    Smiley ************ ****************



  Once a hiring manager asked:
Is it possible to buy absolutely honest, incorruptible
man?
-Buy can not sell you can ...


  In memory of computer viruses were detected.


  Two dudes sitting on a nudist beach. Passes by the coolest 
blonde. -Count up how cool it would look in a bikini ...!



  -And what is there for the people stand?
-And that Estonians are running!
-A-aa ...


  A man with a hangover in the morning creeps in rural toilet, 
and there all in the shit pile of shit around lie vonischa 
worth ... A man sits coping means. There flies a healthy fly, 
circled, circled, and sits on the guy. He turns his head and 
says: -What animal, do not sit on that?



  They sit three brothers, Finn, rybachat on the Finnish
Gulf. Early morning. Sunrise. Younger brother:
-Her klyueett.
Noon. The sun at its zenith. Middle brother:
-Taa, teystfittelnoo her klyueett.
Evening. Sunset. Older brother:
-Govorittee to hrenaa, Watt and her klyueett.


  -Come on, we once with a friend through a minefield - it
ahead, I'm behind ...


  "... On the 42 th minute of the match, our players are still 
caught by surprise the French goalkeeper, Yes, this pendalya he 
did not get probably from childhood!" 


                  Director brewery Volzhanin "

                  Malt Hops Pivovichu

                  from a group of programmers spivshihsya


                    Statement


  Please connect us to the brewery on the selected
channel at a rate of 0.5 l / sec.