(c) RED ALEX`1997.
GuuMania. Chapter II.
...Guum woke up with pe-
full bladder -
Rum and headache
ass For a minute he complied
took my thoughts, then opened
one eye.
A ray of sun hit my eye
ca passing through the opening
dug window.
It was warm outside
summer weather, chattering
birds and people wandered
ki. In a word, I wanted to
sit up.
After waiting until focus
vision fades, Guum opened
second eye. In the eye, one-
oh, it wasn't shining. Guum speed
strength eyes and saw sticking out
a rag coming out of your mouth.
Suddenly returned to my mouth
sensitivity, and Guum
through the coating on the tongue I feel
til some sour sub-
station. Nostrils sucked in
air, Guum wrinkled his shut-
sickened by the rotted smell
sweat.
Well, it turns out that this is
his sock. It's good that it's not
Pimple. Just interesting
left or right?
Guum chewed thoughtfully
sock and sniffed again
spat it out. Soaked
the saliva stuck the sock to the
sense over Guum and became
peel off slowly.
Guum watched with interest
behind how the sock keeps getting bigger
hangs from the ceiling and
how drool drips from him
Pimple. What did you think
Was Guum sleeping on the bed?
The pimple twitched blissfully
kicked in his sleep and fell silent. Ra-
liquid sliding down the face
the bone is not at alldisturb-
la his dream.
“Well, to hell with him,” I thought.
small Guum and got off Pimple -
go when needed. Generally-
then it was possible not to get up-
but Guum couldn't stand it
next to pissed people.
Approaching the toilet, Guum
pressed on the door. But no
gave in. "Of course, she's
not yielding,” flashed
in his brain. Guum gave in
kick the door. She doesn't even
twitched. "I don't dare-"
come on," he thought, grabbing
the door by the hand. 3a handle,
I mean.
"Oh, she opens outwards -
Yes!” Guum rejoiced,
pulling the handle. The door is all
still didn't open. In a furious
sti Guum grabbed the hanging one
in the hallway there is an ax - for the
stai - and began to shred
them the door to the toilet.
Pimple lying on the floor
stirred restlessly and
groaned in defeat. Guum,
Having cut the door, he launched
unnecessary ax to the side
Pimple. The moaning stopped.
Satisfied Guum
tore off the remains of the doors and,
entering the toilet, surprised
stared at the plastered
shit push.
"It's strange, yesterday, I...
Yes, I didn’t show off."
he thought, washing away the shit
stream of urine. "Maybe Pimple
did it strike? - he thought
more. Here his thoughts are under
the gentle murmur of the jet will return
quarreled towards the locked door
shooting gallery Locked yesterday because
inside.
“A-ah!” - it dawned on Guuma, -
"It was Redika who washed away yesterday
lo!” he thought. "He's at
us on a diet, and then I ate with
people are normal - and pro-
carried!Ha-ha-ha!"
Turning his jaw out of laughter
ha, Guum almost fell
into a pusher, and he had to
grab the hanging hands with your hands
a cabinet with tools on the wall
ruments. The cabinet came off
and flew to Guuma.
“Otty-aha.” - breathed
through the Guum cabinet, baking
ready to push. Door
the cabinet rose slightly
from his sigh.
"We'll have to call in
power," thought Gumik. And
yelled:
- Pimple, mother, go
here!
There was no pimple
sound.
“You can’t wait for him,” -
Guum thought gloomily,
lying in the toilet, - "he will come-
I want to help him."
Guum crawled out from under the closet
and crawled towards Pimple. Raising
him to his feet along with his co-
fight, Gumik plopped to the window
and stuck Pimple into it.
The pimple did not wake up, only
muttered something like
"Go to hell, everyone."
"Right now you can sing with me-
"You're doing it," Guum hissed,
- “right now you’ll fly away from here-
yes, my dear!” - he swings -
jumped up and threw Pimple out of
windows.
Having flown ten meters,
The pimple crashed into a puddle,
giving everyone passing by a shower.
Passers-by accepted with a squeal
they wanted to shake themselves off like
dogs.
- Oh, you, murlon of four -
big-eyed! - Pimple hummed,
having come into my own skin, I
right now you're down by the balls
I'm pulling! - at the word "eggs"
he hiccupped. Having said this
tirade, Pimple jumped on
all fours and galloped
toentrance.
Gumik fast, how fast
could, scratched in the toilet and,
lifting the closet, he lay down on
push. Then he dropped the cabinet.
“Otty-aha,” - again pro-
breathed Guum, sealed
to the push. It remained possible
wait for Pimple.
"Oh, damn, I'm the door
didn’t open it!” - with horror
he thought.
Open the door, however
which was not necessary -
sti. With a terrible roar
she flew off her hinges, and in
flat burst in Pimple.
“Where are you, bastard?!” - s
he yelled at the threshold, translating
spirit.
“Here I am!” moaned
from under the Guum cabinet. -"Help-
gi!"
Pimple ran to the toilet
and, looking into it, was surprised
Lenno froze: on the push you-
the closet was crowded, but Guuma was nowhere
was not visible.
Having decided to take a break from pro-
running, Pimple jumped on
wardrobe
"Idiot!" - squealed
Guum, - "Get off the closet,
bastard!"
Out of surprise Pimple
jumped up, hitting his head
love o the ceiling, and again
fell on the closet.
- Bastard! Infection! - more
Gumik squealed more disgustingly,
pressed into the pusher.
Here the shock could not withstand and
split into pieces. Wardrobe
finally collapsed from Guum,
and Pimple took his place. From
toilet debris poured out
Redik.
- Glory to Nyaku, you guessed it
split the toilet. - he
chewed the shit and added:
- I’ll go home, pri-
take a chlorine bath.“Wait,” they laughed some more.
two, tell me how you are
got there.
- Yes, just like in that joke.
Sat down on the toilet, dried, and
splashed heavily, - when
Gumik confirmed these words
nodded expectantly - I stood up
and slipped on it.
Fell straight into the hole and grabbed
was reaching for the flush lever...
Here Gumik is literally for-
was rolling with laughter, and Pimple -
rolled off him.
Redick was offended:
“I’ll go,” he said and
flushed the water.
Sitting under a cold shower
Pimple and Guum no longer laugh
were.
And Redika’s ass has caught a cold...
End Of Part.
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