Train compartment. They're coming, mom
daughter, soldier and warrant officer.
suddenly the light goes out and through
it rings for a few seconds
a resounding slap in the face.
Mom thought: “Wow,
my daughter is quite grown up, and
doesn’t allow you to get in your way,
Well done!"
Daughter: "Wow, mom
already 10 years without a husband, not
allows..."
Ensign: "Ugh! We must
Well, the soldier is pestering me, but I
gets it!"
Soldier: "If the light returns
goes out, I'll tell him again
I'll hit you!"
*****
The guy came to the girl.
We sat and talked, you...
drank coffee. He's always
combed his hair.
- What are you doing with a comb?
don't let go of your hands? - no
the girl endured.
- Yes, when I think about it
you still need to be fucked, after all
hair stands on end!
*****
- I never went to bed
in bed with men before
until I left
husband for your father, -
Vila his strict mother
rebellious young daughter.-
Can you say it too
most to your daughter?
- I can, mommy, but not
with such an honest expression
faces like yours - smile -
daughter
*****
Parents unexpectedly believed
came home and found the son-
on in bed withgirl.
"They couldn't come in a minute -
that later,” thought pa-
ren.
"Well, now he's on me
getting married!” thought the girl,
shka.
"And son, you’re quite...
grew up It's time to buy him a motorcycle
cycle,” thought the father.
"Oh my God, what's wrong with her?
the pose is uncomfortable for the boy -
but,” thought the mother.
*****
Enthusiastically in love
schoolgirl Masha languid
asks the kra-
Savtsa-hussar:
- Mr. Lieutenant, tell me-
live, have you ever loved
be to the depths of your soul?
- What is it like, a crustacean, sir?
How he loved, loved.
*****
- Uh-uh, Pierre, you go-
they said it was just a slap
touch your navel with your finger! And this
no longer a belly button!
- So this is no longer pa-
lec!
*****
- Vanya, let's go as before -
ra, let’s graze the bull, - at-
says the girl.
- Okay, just now
I will graze and fuck
may you be bullied!
*****
- Van, ah Van, come
in the evening!
- Well ?
- There will be no one at home.
- Well ?
- Let's play!
- Well ?- You’ll drink beer!
- Well ?
- You will climb on me!!
- Well ?
- We'll fuck!!!
- Ah, I got the hint...
*****
- When did you manage to...
kiss your girlfriend
first time on the lips?
- Yes, on the second evening
after meeting!
- And what did she say in
the answer to such agility?
- But I didn’t hear: she told me
She squeezed her ears with her knees.
*****
- Aunt Masha! And I yours
Galyu that...
- So get married!
- No, I didn’t want her...
moved by tractor...
*****
- Here you are sitting here, and
on your honor board there
the foreman was torn off...
*****
A man is sitting in a sandbox.
The hangover is painful, it sucks.
A girl runs up to him and
says:
- Uncle, tell me
"bow".
Man:
- Onion...
Girl:
- A knock on the forehead!
The guy thinks: "Oh, fuck, and
so bad, even this girl-
chonka was missing..." Dev-
Chonka runs up again:
- Uncle, tell me
"bow".
-Onion.
- A knock on the forehead!
The guy generally sucks
thinks: "And what is she to me
did you dig in?" girl
runs up again:
- Uncle, tell me
"bow".
- No, you better tell me
"thirty three".
- Thirty-three...
- A hundred fucks in your hat!
- It’s so awkward, isn’t it?
- Do you have time?
Go and fold...
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