"...Additional LANGUAGE RESTRICTION
It is NOT allowed to use obscene language
ny. They are allowed only in PERSONAL communication
pussy..."
-: Just read these lines, ka-
what a turn, LIMITATION ON LANGUAGE. We are not enough
guys of our limitations... Yes, but this is not
that's it! This, it turns out, also CONCERNES non-
censored expressions! Here it is, now straight
I won’t be able to send anyone as a mime:
- Sir, are you tired of me yet?
- A little...
- People, regarding your latest instruction-
for "LANGUAGE LIMITATION" rebels!
- What exactly is the matter?
- They don’t want to. They say, how can this be, mater-
Now can I only listen by ear?
- Is it possible to send them?
- You can, but only in a personal conversation or via
mail to everyone confidentially.
- Damn...
- Don't talk!
"...to all mail files (UNLESS
RESULTS IN THEIR ELONGATION) can be used
archivers..."
-: Ay, well, just a piece of candy, not an offer-
tion. The user will be so stupid that instead
18 sectors will pack them into 32. But the most in-
interesting, how?! How will he manage to do this?
bark? What kind of archiver was this invented?
which, instead of compressing information, will
on the contrary, increase? I have never
managed to get such results! I will,
I'll definitely try it now, just in case
You can do this trick!
"...SysOp (AT YOUR SOLE DISCRETION) MUST
be connected to the rest of the system..."
-: Oh, well, these footnotesin parentheses, I'm
ryat. There is a GAP OF CONSCIENCE here. How so?
AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION AND SHOULD??? It's like
black and white, either MUST or BY OWN
HIS discretion. But the turnover is very necessary!
In the army and only for warrant officers such a lo-
giku (From me, to the next pillar).
"...Sysop must adjust his program
fic and TRANSMIT. "
-: Here I didn’t understand something. Where, co-
mu and what should SysOp transmit? Probably
but are we talking about Morse code?
"... Files marked ALL are also transferred
are on HUB..."
-: Well, HOW do we do this?
"... the subscriber must CONTACT BY VOICE..."
-: This expression has been funny to me for a long time -
wat. I always want to ask: Can I
I'll contact you in a knot?
"...SysOp IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CON-
PRIVACY OF CORRESPONDENCE, if the user
the phone provided his password to access his
mail files KOU or..."
-: Funny statement... poor User all-
will still remain a CAMEL, even if he
this password was not communicated to this terrible ki-
to Thai "KOU":
- So, you can testify, but you must-
wives to warn you that we do not bear responsibility for
responsibility, then for your safety.
- Oh, how can that be?
- There is no guarantee that you will no longer-
who hasn't been told this.
- But I didn't say...
- Tell me, and then we’ll find out...
"... In exceptional cases, if the address
unknown, affixed by the submitter..."
-: Oh, here comes the bribeswe've arrived! I take pi-
vom, PLEASE PLEASE - I’ll tell you everyone’s addresses!
And now just a hilarious piece of text:
...
CONFLICT SITUATIONS AND THEIR SOLUTION
Will be reviewed in the future
and edited
(-: Why not do this right away???)
Inability to transfer mail file.
(-: Or in scientific language: NETWORK IM-
POTENCE)
If when formatting the mail file name
or header in a TEX file...
(-: Funny, one letter is missing, but which one
the word worked! From now on I offer text-
call these files TEX - like se-
that slang, huh?!)
- attempt to communicate with the BBS when it is not working for it
time;
(-: It’s funny, but this happens)
Sending correspondence that is obviously insignificant
to existing recipients in order to overload the network;
(-: Well, here you are bent. Even the most
an evil user will not do this for a reason
that he will have to suffer for it later
live a tidy sum for telephone services
gi)
- connection to the server in hooligan networks
Poles;
(-: Funny again! Well, how can you
engage in hooliganism in CDOS? Isn't it
what to throw disk kill...)
- use of obscene language in
external and general purpose files.
(-: Oh, well, just the charter of the pioneers of 1962)
- behavior that goes against accepted standards
most moral standards.
(-: And this, in my opinion, is from the Criminal Code -
sa (which I honor). We must understand howdrinking alcoholic beverages, stewing bulls
monitor and inserting them into the drive slot,
description of the power supply (itself and
quiet - 220v) and does not appear on servers
sober messages like: We drink here!)
- occasional use of obscene language
expressions in external and general-name files
meanings.
(-: Arny, where did you roll this up?! It’s so painful-
but it reminds me of the Criminal Code, maybe we’ll also get a sentence
assign (from three to five)?)
Preventive measures.
(-: I'm starting to sweat...)
- When discussing and analyzing cases, inappropriate
rect behavior, biased and humiliating
No negative attitude towards violators is allowed
(-: Hurray! Let's hold meetings and
glue disassembly:
- Freak, yes I love you. - SysOp swung at
User's chair.
- Let's not hit yet! - The chief tore the chair out of
SysOp's hands - we are only discussing, let alone
then...
In general, that's all. I hope you're not too much
They were offended at me for my banter. If you have
If you have any questions or suggestions for me,
please write letters (or CONTACT
with my VOICE ;)). Good luck everyone, I hope more
see you (if Arny doesn't grab me in
disassembly support, or S.S. will not apply
I'm wearing my black belt ;)).
July 25, 1997
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