"...here, in the anniversary issue, WE JOINED IN
ONE PERSON - new coder and new editor
..."
-: We connected - it’s clear, but how come it’s you?
So both managed, and even in one person:
- Sir, we have a problem. Eunuch and Shepherd
united into one entity.
- Come on! How can this be so?
- I don’t understand it myself, it seems like a Shepherd is like a Shepherd,
but he became a castrato, and he climbs without soap
fuck you.
- Isn’t it possible to return it?
- We tried. Fucks the bastard...
These are the kind of pies you have to bake. Reading
further:
"...It's sad that not a single person except Bro-
m'a didn't bother to turn on his MOMED, and
send a happy message..."
-: MOMED! It was probably a joke, but...
kaya! Personally, I immediately have an association with mope-
house:
Brom took a long time to start his moped, but some
then the dirty trickster poured donkey urine into the gas tank
and the old clunker, groaning and farting, gave out
on the speedometer: "MOPED NOT PRESENT: RETRY,
ABORT, IGNORE?"...
Having given the moped an abortion, we read pearls from Ivan-
to:
"...On THIS I would like to ask all the...
hey who has SPECCY - is this already the one
computer..."
-: Sorry Ivan, what would you like to talk about?
power? Funny turn of events, it feels like
Vanya stands his ground and asks something...
And I just left this typo:
"...We've already been talking about the subversion
video processor..."
-: Honestly, even my hands are shaking from laughter.
Not only is there talk about Ot, but also about
UNDERCLOSES! Wordwhich! I'll speed it up now:
- Hello, plumber?
- Yes.
- There's dripping under my toilet.
- Podklozenie, three rubles.
- Sorry, what?
- Oh, well, people, everything needs to be explained: We
We carry out three types of work: INSTRUCTION, i.e.
work and repair UNDER THE CLOSET, OVERCLOSET,
i.e. changing the flush cistern and INTRODUCING how
It’s probably already clear, clearing blockages. U
are you dripping under the toilet?
- Yes...
- So it’s a subsidence, three rubles!
Can you imagine, if you also perform sub-
deviation of the VIDEO PROCESSOR (with direct trans-
broadcast on local television)...
Oh, hilarious... Well, then Ivan is completely disappointed
went:
"... I'm afraid that SPECCY may turn
in the likeness of IBM, the RUDGES of this are ALREADY COMING..."
-: Guys, quickly blame everything on others
platforms, terrible RUDITINGS are ALREADY coming towards us
and there will be NO mercy from them to anyone. So ZACH-
KNOW that you will not give birth in any maternity home
later!
Holding on to those who were beginning to ache from laughter,
haha (maybe the contractions have already started?) I’m laughing
further:
"... in accordance with this, the quality
your games and soundtrack..."
-: Wow, Vanya, you’re just a treasure trove of pearls:
- Sir, it's me again...
- Problem again?
- Alas, yes. No matter how hard we try, everything is jammed
tops harvest.
- By whom?
- Scott!
- Stab!
- There will be nothing to eat!
- How do they jam it?
- They moo.
- Cattle...
- I mean the same thing...
Ugh. Tears welled up... So, take a sip of pi-
oh, and we read Specter's nonsense:
"... I hope that Body will stopfar-
best to print rumors and choose his specialty
cialization area of jokes, anecdotes,
competitions and other recently released Ene-
rgy..."
-: Wrap it up! One sentence, but banter
a whole bunch (quite smelly, by the way):
- Well, what are we going to specialize in today?
fight?
- Well, I don’t know, maybe we can smoke?
- Just smoked.
- He doesn’t take it. Where is the grass from?
- Bombay.
- It’s strange, he doesn’t take it...
- Maybe according to the DR. shall we walk?
- Come on, load it.
- Oh damn...
- What is it?
- Energy smoked the entire Belomor...
- You bastards, they said that the region was liberated -
whether.
- Maybe just by boat?
- DR. don't smoke like that...
-Are you afraid?
- Energy will print jokes again...
- And we will overtake and overtake!
- Then add caramel, the pervach will be for-
fighting.
- Let's poison ourselves...
- Let's try it on cats first...
- So on Specter, he gave us this DR. under-
stuck it.
- I agree, you drive, and I will accelerate!
- No problem, now it will definitely get through!
I guess Lprint got it, I got excited
him, I hope you too. Okay, let's go below
straight to third place. Today he is for-
takes Move #8 and is just awesome
turns and meaning of the “Draft Charter”. Everything is
It’s clear, Arny wanted to do everything according to the rules,
but what happened...
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