Who do you think will take first place in
my little review? YES! Without any co-
opinions is Energy and its leader S.S. (by the way
funny abbreviation, don't you think?). And
the sixth place was sacrificed to the first place
measures Let's go in order: "Dirty laundry"...
"... without consulting us, without even
SEEKING permission, the editors of the Move newspaper
without a GAP OF CONSCIENCE inserted someone else's work into
your own edition..."
-: Well, how do you like ASKING? Funny turn of phrase
words, isn't it? But this can still be understood
but, but the GAP OF CONSCIENCE claims to be more
more serious assessment:
Clinging to the gaps of his conscience, the treasury
whose wincing stole from the state
treasury. He hated his conscience precisely because
for these gaps. No matter how ashamed he is,
there was always one in conscience, but more often
only fourteen gaps for which he
had to cling to get out
the abyss of his bashful conscience and with the ability to
for the life of me to steal...
Who is interested Seryozha saw this very
GAP? Conscience does not consist of gaps, or
she is there, or she is not. Well, okay, I grabbed-
for the gap of your conscience (may
Surely I can resist?), I read further:
"... you hurt us very painfully and meanly
lived (─: it’s strange that they didn’t impose it!)
bigger pig..."
─: Damn, what an epithet! Well, in time for the
man insert:
- Sire, our country has been painfully wounded!
-Where did you go?
-I find it difficult to answer, but it hurts!
- Well, let's prescribe treatment with taxes and
everything will pass!
- No, Sovereign, at the same time under the gates -
they laid down such a BAAAAAL PIG!
- This is worse... What are the dimensions of the Pig?
- I don’t know, but I hear it’s very big.
- Then this: Apply to the wounded place
plantain (we also lacked hemorrhoids), and
catch a pig, slaughter, ears on the cold,
the rest to the people...
But this is also not the funniest thing! Look-
Rome further, as Seryozha exposes Alex
for leaving him from Move (actually, what is this
so it affected him?) and we follow its progress
mind-blowing thought:
"...now I UNDERSTAND WHY I LEFT YOU
CODER (Alex Nikiforov)..."
-: Just below:
"... I would never have thought that Alex could
prone to betrayal... ..after that he
JUST FELL (-: Poor Alex) in my eyes
(-: There is an obvious typo here, it should read: “on
my eyes" i.e. Seryozha was an eyewitness to the
Denia) and now I don’t respect him as much as
respected before...
-: ...long, homeric laughter
in the courtroom.. Hmmm, you Seryozha finished-
zero! Okay, I'll try to enlighten you. Uva-
life, just like a GAP in conscience, would not
whether small or large:
- Petya, do you respect me?
- I respect...
- Then drink!
- I won’t...
- Petya! Well, do you respect me?
- Yes, but I won’t drink!
- So you don’t respect me!
I hope this little dialogue gave you
idea of what respect is. A
here withAlex is not clear. Initially you understood
why did Alex leave, and then he suddenly fell
(raising clouds of dust ;)) in your eyes. B
You can't deny logic!
We wander (ramble) further, MORTAL KOMBAT:
"... now that EVERY FAMILY has
MORTAL KOMBAT, we can talk about this
wonderful toy..."
-: Here it is! Despite Joker's threats,
all FAMILIES in Minsk got this game:
- Dear, for some time now your Kombat has been me-
no longer satisfying!
- Well, what can I do with him, dear, he
because I have a broken one.
- Well then, make him Mortal, maybe it will help-
come!
In general, all families in Minsk are grateful and with
with great pleasure they talk about this
wonderful toy!
"...the battle to the death was made by two
coders from CODE BUSTERS: DEN and SLY
..."
-: Wooo! What a wonderful statement!
It turns out the game was made by CODE BUSTERS. Not
I heard this Joker... I wonder what to do
with a small inscription at the bottom of the screensaver: "Pre-
sent by Den&Sly From AWS/Mafia" ? Nasko-
It is only known that Code Busters was written for
games only cool defense, but not self-
mu game!
Such statements, Seryozha, need to be checked,
but who knows, these guys are cool:
- MK for whom? MK! Fresh, products from Code Ba-
Steers! Come on, don't be lazy! Five in total
bucks per disc! - squeaky sales voice
tsa annoyed everyone, but the stupid users lo-
rushed to the tray: CODE BUSTERS after all!
Near the tray, doused with dirtysplashes, lo-
cool users who bought into these
words, Rafik stopped with a proud inscription
on the back: "MAFIA". The cool ones got out of the car
guys in jackets and sunglasses (the rest
in a hurry they forgot in Kharkov) and without saying anything
words (with an imperious look) asked for
obtain distribution rights.
- Ah... this is... well, guys, don’t... oh!
No ! Again in the for.... nooooo...
Cool guys silently, in front of the astonished eyes
shabby users, fucked one by one
unlucky seller, not forgetting the damage -
fight for CODE BUSTERS...
This is how it can happen in life! Well
Let's take a final look at the Price List:
"... the newspaper is constantly in need of editors
any sections..."
-: What's the saying?! I liked it! For-
It’s funny, the only question is why do you need it, Seryozha,
so many editors? Your pearls are correct
lie? Well, then I don’t agree with anyone
Are we going to joke then? You'll deprive me
pleasure and good, healthy (probably
no yet?) laughter, and my newspaper material.
Okay, let's leave Energy&Sturm alone for now
and let's move on to the second section... or rather less
stu (well, just some kind of top) and here the leader
became... Ha! Lprint#10. Oh funny newspaper
and pearls were riveted here Wooow!
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