Smiles - decoding of emoticons for all occasions.

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:-) Your basic smile.  Use     
       used to express sarcasm     
       or marks of a comic statement     
       waiting, because we can't hear     
       change the intonation of the voice under     
       DOS or Unix.                 
                                          
;-) Winking smile.  Playing-     
       vociferous and/or sarcastic     
       smile. Rather means: "not     
       beat me for what I am now     
       said."                           
                                          
:-( Gloomy smile. You don’t like-     
       the last statement came out     
       or you are upset about something.          
                                          
:-I Independent smile. Better than     
 previous, but not so good,     
       like a happy smile.             
                                          
:-> Menacing, sharp, malicious     
       smile. Worse than :-)              
                                          
>:-> Truly formidable kommeh-     
       tariy.>;-> Winking and devilish      
       combination. Very obscene-      
       naya remark.                       
                       .  .  .            
                                          
 These were the main smiles...        
    Here are a few less common ones:        
                                          
 With modified mouth:                   
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:-[ Vampire.                             
                                          
:-E Vampire with a protruding tooth.            
                                          
:-F Vampire with protruding and broken      
      teeth.                             
                                          
:-7 Disgusting/distorted           
      approval.                        
                                          
:-* Ate something sour.                 
                                          
:-@ Yells.                              
                                          
:-# In handcuffs. "I'm silent... I'm silent"      
                                          
:-& Tongue-tied. I was speechless.    
                                          
:-Q Smokes.:-?   Smoking a pipe.                       
                                          
:-P Sticking out tongue.                     
                                          
:-S Incoherent statement.              
                                          
:-D Laugh out loud.                    
                                          
:-X Lips sealed.                    
                                          
:-C It's gotten really bad!                 
                                          
:-/ Skeptical.                       
                                          
:-o Ah-oh.                              
                                          
:-9 Lick his/her lips.             
                                          
:-Oh Don't scream! (Silence in the hours      
      sleep) is also a speaker.                
                                          
:-' Spit.                         
                                          
:-1 Normal.                          
                                          
:-$ Mouth closed.                
                                          
:-% Banker.                             
                                          
:-q Trying to touchnose        
      tongue.                             
                                          
:-a The same thing, but on the other side.         
                                          
:-e Disappointed.                        
                                          
:-t Contradictory smile.              
                                          
:-i Half smile.                         
                                          
:-] Blockhead.                             
                                          
:-[ Unsmiling idiot.               
                                          
:-} Chapped lips. Beard.        
                                          
:-{ Independent smile with mustache.         
                                          
:-j Left (doubtful) smile.        
                                          
:-d Left teasing reader      
      smile.                             
                                          
:-k Hit me.                         
                                          
:- Hesitant smile.                
                                          
:-|   Indifference.                         
                                          
:-< Totally sad.                
                                          
:-x Lips are sealed.:-s Bad.                              
                                          
:-v Talking head.                   
                                          
:-b “Ugh, what disgusting!” Stinging.       
                                          
      With a modified nose:                 
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:*) Drunk.                               
                                          
:^) Nose is broken.                         
                                          
:v) The nose is broken in the other direction.   
                                          
:_) The nose moved away from his/her face.        
                                          
:<) From the Ivy Union school (?)           
                                          
:=) Two noses.                           
                                          
:o) Clown.                              
                                          
:u) Funny nose (left).                
                                          
:n) Funny nose (right).               
                                          
      With changed eyes:              
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%-) Staring at the screen for 15 hours      
      in a row.                             
                                          
8-) and B-) Put on dark glasses.           
                                          
O-) Megaton, Cyclops, or allotment      
      underwater mask.                    
                                          
.-) One-eyed.                         
                                          
,-) Winking, one-eyed.          
                                          
g-) In pince-nez.                           
                                          
 With changes in several features:      
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|-I Sleeping.                             
                                          
|^o Snoring.                           
                                          
|-O Yawning.                           
                                          
:,( Cries, but without snot.              
                                          
%-6 Lost consciousness.8-|   The unknown.                      
                                          
                                          
 With the addition of other features:          
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::-) Wear glasses (4 eyes).            
                                          
B:-) Glasses on forehead.                        
                                          
8:-) Little girl.                  
                                          
:-)-8 Big girl.                    
                                          
:-{) With a mustache.                            
                                          
:-#) Thick mustache.                         
                                          
{:-) Put on a wig.                       
                                          
}:-) Wig worn inside out.           
                                          
:'-) Cries with happiness.                  
                                          
=:-) Skinhead.                       
                                          
-:-) Punk.                               
                                          
+-:-) (Roman) Pope.                     
                                          
£:-) One eyebrow shaved.,:-) Another eyebrow was shaved.                
                                          
Oh :-) Angel.                              
                                          
C=:-) Cook.                              
                                          
*<:-) In a Santa Claus hat.                
                                          
E-:-) Radio amateur.                      
                                          
8 :-) Wizard.                          
                                          
@:-) In a turban.                          
                                          
[:-) Listen to the player.                     
                                          
:-)) Double chin.                 
                                          
>:-) Demon, devil.                       
                                          
(:-) Big smile.                     
                                          
+:-) Priest.                          
                                          
:-)X In a bow tie.                 
                                          
                                          
 The rest:                        
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(-: Lefty.                              
                                          
[:] Robot.                              
                                          
:-{} Apply lipstick.          
                                          
:'-( Cry.                            
                                          
<|-) Chinese.                             
                                          
<|-( Gloomy Chinese.                     
                                          
-:-( Gloomy punk ("Real punks      
      don't smile").                     
                                          
@= Nuclear war.                      
                                          
(8-o Mister Bill.                        
                                          
*:o) Bozo the Clown.                         
                                          
3:] Pout.                             
                                          
3:[Very offended.                    
                                          
d8= Beaver wearing safety glasses and helmet      
                                          
(:I Egghead.                        
                                          
<:-I Stupid.K:P Child with a propeller.              
                                          
:-: Mutant.                             
                                          
      Invisible (Ha ha ha!!!)            
                                          
X-( Died.                              
                                          
[] Hugs.                            
                                          
O |-) Believer.                           
                                          
8 :-I A thoughtful wizard.             
                                          
>:-I Cyclist.                       
                                          
3:o[ Offended clown.                     
                                          
8 Infinity.                      
                                          
                                          
       Miniatures:                         
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:) Standard smile.                  
                                          
:]   Funny.                             
                                          
:@ Screaming.                             
                                          
:DLaughing.                           
                                          
:I Thought about it.                           
                                          
:( Sad.                            
                                          
:[ Very bad.                       
                                          
:O Loud speaker.                    
                                          
:Q Smoker.                             
                                          
:* Kissing.                            
                                          
|I Sleeping.                              
                                          
|O Yawner.                            
                                          
:P Sticking out your tongue.                        
                                          
=) Good day, holiday.              
                                          
                                          
 Many different smiles together         
       form Super Smiles:             
                                          
|I Sleeping.                              
                                          
|O Yawner.                            
                                          
:P Sticking out your tongue.=) Good day, holiday.              
                                          
                                          
 Many different smiles together         
       form Super Smiles:             
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C=}>;*{)) Drunk, mustachioed menacing cook in  
           wig inside out and double   
           chin.                   
                                          
}:^#}) In a wig inside out, with fluffy   
         with a mustache, a sharp nose, a double   
         chinned, smiling.