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Dawn crept up unnoticed... Faded
a strip of light, as if shivering from the cold,
climbed through the window and quietly crawled across my face
Ilyich... Lenin woke up, yawned and looked around
the affairs of their not yet awakened comrades.
"How can they sleep on a day like this?!" - by-
thought Ilyich and screamed heart-rendingly:
- Rise!!! Rise, comrades! On our
street holiday!
And out of tune, through a note, he sang loudly:
"Bravely, comrades, keep up! Let us strengthen our spirit in
fight!"
The comrades jumped up as if stung, and
sleep-deprived Stalin even swore at
Georgian language...
- Nothing, nothing! - encouraged Stalin
Ilyich. The socialist fatherland is in danger
news! No need to sleep! Let's make a revolution
Lucia, then we’ll get some sleep!
- You're a goat, Vovik! - squealed having done it -
Trotsky, who was frightened, threw it at Ilya
watch your wet underpants...
- And how were you a prostitute, Trotsky?
- so they remained! - Ilyich answered angrily,
deftly dodging the Trotskyist staff
new... The trousers flew a couple more meters and
landed right on Lunacharsko's head
th... He instantly pulled them off his head, but ha-
The characteristic brown spots have already spread
byforehead... Lenin burst out laughing...
- I told you that the intelligentsia is not
brain, and the nation is crap! The covenants are coming true!
pointing to his comrades at the embarrassed Lu-
Nacharsky, Ilyich said, giggling. Here we go
Marx will confirm! - Ulyanov added. And his
teaching is omnipotent because it is true! Yes
right, Karl?
Marx nodded weakly and, pointing to his smile,
fearful Engels, complained:
- Vladimir Ilyich! Friedrich money for revolution
doesn’t give lucia... He says it’s over! A
I suppose he started it himself, you bastard!
- Why do you need money, founder?!
Lenin was surprised, scratching his bald head...
- In the bright future to which I am leading you -
yeah, there won't be any!
It is unknown how long it would have lasted
this pick, if standing by the window
Dzerzhinsky did not say:
- Vladimir Ilyich! "Aurora" has arrived!
- R-r-equal! To the Winter Palace along the pa-
platno step arsh!!! Ilyich screamed and threw -
to storm the doors... Companions followed-
behind him... The revolutionaries have almost succeeded
elk broke down the doors, but they broke into the room
counter-revolutionary orderlies and
tied up the heroes. The revolution failed
lass...
Tied hand and foot, Ilyich managed to...
still sing one verse of “Internationale”,
until a sedative injection plunged him into
hibernation... He no longer saw how one of the sa-
Nitarov, shaking his head, took it out from under
the mattress of his bunk is a small tranny
receiver and handed it to the newcomerfollowing
for the orderlies to the doctor... Another orderly
went to the barred window and looked out
street - behind the hospital fence there was a pain -
shoy covered truck, on the back of which
Alela large inscription "AURORA" and further
in smaller letters: "freight transportation 24
hours a day"... The announcer said: "Yesterday
the State Duma confederates denounced
Belovezhskaya agreements... The consequences are...
th step..." The doctor turned it off with a sigh.
receiver It was impossible to talk about the consequences
to steal - part of these consequences lay in
ward, swaddled hands and feet...
“Today will be a hard day...” tiredly
thought the doctor, - at least 20 more
“Ilyichs” will be brought... And maybe more!”
Nodding his head to the orderlies, the doctor left the pa-
armor and went to his office to write a document
ok about the morning incident...
Thus began this gloomy morning in the city
psychiatric hospital Belostolbinsk ma-
a small Russian town, of which there are thousands
in the great expanses of the country...
M. ANTONOV
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