Humor - Telephone conversation.

░░░░░░░░░░ TELEPHONE CONVERSATION ░░░░░░░░░░

  A bell rang out at the ambulance station.
nok.
  Man: Hello! Is this an ambulance?
  Station: Yes, this is an ambulance.
  Man: Why didn't you get up for so long?
Lee, I've been waiting for you for 5 whole seconds.
  Station: Sorry.
  Man: Hello!
  Station: We can hear you perfectly... Al-
lo! Speak.
  Man: What are you doing with your “hello”, people?
there is grief here.
  Station: What happened?
  Man: Here Grisha choked.
  Station: How old is he?
  Man: (to Grisha) Grisha! How old are you? ... Grisha doesn't answer!
  Station: Is he conscious?
  Man: Quite... but not breathing.
  Station: What poisoned him?
  Man: Yes, we drank Royal alcohol,
So Grisha now has heartburn.
  Station: Sorry, let him at least
fingers will show how old he is, because I
you need to have an idea about the patient.
  Man: Why did you all ask Grisha?
do you think? I can answer you myself.
  Station: Well, how old is he?
  Man: Nine!
  Station: This is just terrible... so ma-
lazy, but already drinking.
  Man: How small are you driving?
you didn't understand me... he's nine years old
pensions left.
  Station: Ugh (relieved)... This is already
better...
  Man: Which is better? Grisha, how bad it was
ho, it remains that way. Did you call us an ambulance?
  Station: I, of course, apologize, but we have
no gas to come to you. Medi-
you will help the sickrenderings-
do it yourself under my strict guidance. you
Have you watched the program "Rescue 911"?
  Man: What is this? Is this an erotic show?
  Station: Not really, but there are some people there...
can others.
  Man: Always ready!
  Station: Then let's get started. Now Grisha
I need to do an enema!
  Man: What? (and to Grisha)... Grisha!
He wants to give you an enema through the me-
nya... (and to the station worker)... Grisha go-
says: only through his corpse.
  Station: And you tell him that if this is...
no matter what - he will be.
  Man: (to Grisha) Grisha! There's no other way
!...Doctor! Grisha agrees!
  Station: Take off your clothes!
  Man: Who? I ?
  Station: It’s not you, but Grisha needs to un-
children...
  Man: (after a minute) Done!
  Station: Do you have a rubber hose?
  Man: Grisha!  Don't sleep! We have a hose
Is there a rubber one? Eat !
  Station: And now the main thing is to get there.
  Man: Where to, doctor?
  Station: Well... there.
  Man: Ah-ah!
  Station: Now we need water.
  Man: Doctor! But Grisha doesn’t want to drink!
  Station: Well, you need water through a hose
skip.
  Man: That's what they would say.
  Station: Well that's it... do it...
and then you have to wait 10 minutes... then,
call me back.
  Man: Thank you, doctor, you’re not for-
I will! (and hung up).
  In a minute at the ambulance station
the bell rang.
  Man: Hello!  Why don't you, you pest?
said it was easy for himwater through a hose to
Before I had to pour it, I’d get him some alcohol in there,
Lil.
  Station: Ah-ah-ah!  (a terrible sound burst out
scream).
                                   A. ZUEV