Humor - CHUKCHAMANIA, however...

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The Chukchi drinks tea in the plague. Through the howls of the blizzard comes:
- Save people! People help!!
“Hmm, that’s how people are in the tundra,” he says, “but when you come to the city, that’s how they are Chukchi.”
 f..ny!!!

 Two Chukchi rock climbers are climbing the rocks. Suddenly one shouts:
-Listen, back up!!
- Insure yourself!
-I’m on the safe side and I hear it!!

 Chukchi comes to the doctor.
“Pomgo,” he says, “my brother’s eyes hurt from the sun.”
“It’s nothing,” the doctor answers. “You need to put it on each eye.”
 for a fresh egg.
 After some time, the doctor meets a Chukchi.
-Well, how is your brother?
-Brother died!!
-How did you die??
-I couldn’t stand it. The balls could only reach up to my neck!!

 A Chukchi woman met a geolag in the tundra:
-What, are you going to rape??
“No, what are you talking about!” the geologist answers.
 The Chukchi woman raises her gun:
-No you will!!

 Chukchi is riding in a taxi. An old woman crosses the road. Taxi driver, curse-
 he walked around her. Looking in the rearview mirror, he sees that
 The roc was knocked down and lies in the middle of the road.
“How can this be?” the taxi driver thinks. “I drove around her.”
“Eh, you’re a very bad hunter, however,” says the Chukchi. If only
 I didn’t open the door, the old woman would have run away!!

 The Chukchi artist was commissioned to write a transorant on the first of May: "
 Peace! Labor! May!" He wrote.Looks at the transorant left
 a lot of free space. He thought and added, “June! July! August-
 st!".

               Before I could take hold of the eggs, the oil had already disappeared.
                                      A. Lukashenko