Poems - Horror stories.

ZX Humor #03
┌√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√ √√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√ √√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√┐
│ ▀▄▀■ ▀■ ▄■ ■ ■ [SCARY...] ■ ■ ■▄ ■▀ ■▀▄▀ │
└√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√ √√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√√┘

 A girl entered a cage with lions
            Each lion has some candy,
            But two crocodiles swam by
            There was only enough meat for a week.....


            Grandmother loved her granddaughter very much,
            put mine in her bed
            At night two powerful explosions happened,
            The granddaughter also loved her grandmother.


            A girl found a grenade in a field,
            “What is this uncle?” she asked,
            “Pull the ring,” her uncle told her
            The bow flew over the fields for a long time.


            Little Vitya played with a gun
            He took it apart out of curiosity.
            He awkwardly pressed the trigger with his finger.
            brains splashed together onto the ceiling.


            A boy walked on an ice floe in winter,
             Suddenly he slipped and fell into an ice hole
             For a long time my little hands grabbed onto the ice floe,
            No, I have never seen a funnier picture!!!!


            The boy Sirgun found a mine,
            He went to school with this toy
            The door in the office was knocked out with an explosion,
            pieces of meat lie on the parquet.


            The boy Alyosha found a gun,
            The grandfather leaned against the walls for a long time.Granny was waiting for Vnuaku from school,
            Potassium cyanide was crushed into a soup,
            Grandfather got ahead of grandmother -
            Vnuaku was nailed to the fence.


            The children played cards in a sandy mood,
            Kolya and Petya cheated all day,
            So they hanged Vanya the ace,
            Dad will have to gouge out his eyes.


            Grandfather found a grenade in the field,
            I went to the regional committee with this grenade,
            pulled the ring, threw it out the window,
            grandpa is old and he doesn't care.


            The little boy was playing in the bathtub,
            The little boy was squealing some water,
            Mom came in, rustling her dressing gowns. :+))))


            Little Bill came down from the boabab tree,
            With a crash, the suayek broke under his nakedness.


            Little Dobik was sitting by the road,
            They ran over his leg with a tank.
            Kind Uncle in an army cap.
            A bullet in the stomach calmed the poor thing.


             When I was a child, my mother gouged out my eyes,
             so that I don’t find any baked goods in the closet.
             Now I don’t see the sun and don’t read fairy tales,
             but I smell and hear well!!


             Fire train Odessa-Boku.
             I pressed the door against a man's head,
             The train jerked, the man ran,
             I watched him for a long time.


             It's cold at home. Dad's in a jacket,
             Mom drowns her daughter in the stove.The sun is shining, the sky is striped,
             The boy sawed off a board on the roof,
             The bones fell softly on the ground,
             He will not go to visit his grandmother.


             Autumn has come. The grass has died out.
             The little Chukotka boy is chopping wood,
             With a crunch, the iron entered my leg,
             Childhood passed along with my leg.


             Grandfather loved his granddaughter very much,
             Grandfather gave a dagger to his grandson.
             Grandfather sits quietly behind the pack -
             a gift sticks out between the shovels.


             Dear girl under the name Rita,
             I scratched my butt with a piece of dynamite,
             The explosion occurred on Zhdanova Street
             face in Medvedkino, butt in Chertanovo

             And darling won't know which one
             the guy was finished......!!!!!!

             GUDNER

               Everything was cloudy and gray.
                And the forest is not alive.
                And only the gavnomer weight
                Slekga shook her head.
                Not everything is in vain in this world.
                Although he is worthless.
                As long as giri exists,
                And the level of shit is visible!!!

                                        Well, where is the inscription???
                                         Authors.

Share your thoughts about the article