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 And now we want to introduce
congratulations on your wonderful creation
the great Russian poet Alek-
Sandra Sergeevich Pushkin: below
you will find the second one (unknown
for many) a variant of his famous
that novel "EUGENE ONEGIN".   
                                
                                
                                
                                
 A.S. PUSHKIN           
 "EUGENE ONEGIN"        
(novel in verse)        
                                
 ***               
My uncle, the most honest rules, 
When I really got sick       
Took the mare like this in the morning,     
What the wiper couldn't pull out.   
His example is science for others:      
If there is such a thing between your legs,  
Don't poke her in the mare's butt.        
As an uncle, you yourself will not be happy.    
                                
In the morning, as Uncle Zorka set,
And then he had a heart attack.      
He made a state,          
Only a quarter wasted.   
It seems that you have achieved everything!    
It's timeleave all worries       
Start living in pleasure,     
And play nice and make fun...   
But no, rock is preparing again       
My last hard lesson.    
So, the fucked up guy comes.     
Farewell vodka, whores!    
And, immersed in gloomy thoughts,     
He lies on his deathbed.      
                                
                                
 ***               
                                
And in this sad hour    
Rushing like a whirlwind to the village to see my uncle,  
He pressed his greedy mouth to the neck   
Heir to all his savings books,    
Nephew. His name is Evgeny.   
He, having no savings,         
Served in some position     
And he lived on his uncle's alms.          
Evgeniya venerable dad          
He was some kind of important official.      
At least carefully, grabbed moderately   
And I didn’t like to spend a lot,       
But somehow I got carried away:   
It emerged what happened and what didn’t... 
As they say, dad is baked      
And it buzzed for ten years.        
And, being in old age,   
He couldn't bear the excitement.      
In one week he withered away,          
I went to take a shit and died.         
                                
Mother did not suffer for a long time.       
women are such a people!         
"I'm not old yet," she said,       
I want to live. Fuck everything in your mouth!"  
And with that I let my son go.      
He has lived alone for two years.      
                                
                                
                                
 ***               
Evgeniy has been practical since childhood.
Your meager inheritance        
He didn't spend on trifles.       
He was a great housekeeper,          
that is, he was able to judge whether      
Why does everyone drink here and there?     
At least wine prices are rising.       
                                
                                
He loved to fuck, and that too    
I didn’t know any measure or number.       
Friends sometimes called to him,    
Yes, where there!                     
And he had a penis like a donkey.        
I used to dance at a ball         
I had to run away in embarrassment.   
His tights are dick pressure          
I couldn’t hold it.       
And okay, if everything went well     
No noise, no fight, no trouble.      
Otherwise I got it, you idiot      
Pussies have already been fucked for women more than once!        
But it’s all uselesswas:   
It barely recovers a little,           
And well, shove your reel       
Everyone, be it a girl or a widow.  
                                
We all fucked a little bit        
Someday and somewhere.      
so fuck it, thank God    
It's not easy to shine here.     
But saving the seed is not harmful:     
The member has grown to us at one end! 
especially since at other times      
so there is an increased demand for it.      
But sha! It seems I went too far.    
I beg your forgiveness            
And to my uncle, who is the only one left,     
I'll hurry up with you.                                
Oh, we're a little late!         
The old man has already died in God.        
so peace be upon him, and thank God,      
What a will I wrote.        
But the heir rushes dashingly,    
Like a Georgian blonde.       
Let's go out quietly      
Let him be alone.          
                                
now we just have time 
Talk about the topic of the day.        
so, what did I say about the seed? 
Forgot. Oh, this is all bullshit!        
This is not the main reason.      
We men suffer from women!    
What's in a womanwhat's the use? One pussy    
Yes, and pussy is not without harm.        
But here is a mocking reader     
Perhaps someone will ask me a question:    
"Were you and your woman lying in bed by yourself?
Or maybe you're a homosexual?!    
Or maybe I was unlucky with the woman     
If you say that they have everything    
evil?
Him without anger and without fear      
Let's intelligently send you to hell.    
If he is smart, he will understand me,      
And if you are stupid, then let him go!    
                                
I myself love, why hide,     
Go to bed with a good woman. 
But a woman remains a woman,         
Let her fuck like a beast.    
Women cause all the drinking, noise and fighting. 
But only you will put it cancerously     
Cross the end of it,         
And you will forget everything, forgive everything!   
Yes, just press your penis to your leg, 
And that’s already elmunt ege.           
And happiness, you ask, where?    
Cherche la femme - look in the pussy!     
 ***               
The village where Eugene was bored,    
It was a lovely corner.         
It is on the same day without delay
He dragged the peasant woman into the bushes.      
And, having succeeded in this soon task,  
Onegin came out of the bush,          
I looked around my umehbe       
Pissed and said: “Beauty!”     
                                
Alone among his possessions,      
To spend time profitably, 
Our Evgeniy decided right away    
establish such an order:         
He ordered all the women to gather,  
I recalculated them myself.        
To make it easier to understand,    
Rewrote them by hour.          
                                
It used to be that he was still in bed       
C is sleepily scratching two balls.      
And under the window there is already a woman in body      
Waiting impatiently at the porch.   
And so at lunch, and at dinner too.    
Who can stand this, God!   
But our hero, althoughweakened     
Fucks women both day and night.        
                                
                                
                                
 ***               
In the vicinity of it and at the same time
Another landowner lived.        
But it's time for such women,       
Like our friend, he didn’t.     
And his name was Vladimir Lensky.   
It was metropolitan, not rural.  
Handsome at eighteen,    
But I also had my own greetings        
Worse than women, worse than vodka.       
God forbid we find such a find,   
What a dashing eagle this is            
In thieves' Moscowfound.    
                                
He, having escaped the depravity of light,     
Another was dragged into debauchery.   
His soul was warmed           
A crazy stream of drugs.       
Vova was expanding little by little,         
But he was a nice guy, by God! 
And a quiet lap of nature          
He came very opportunely.         
                                
After all, our Onegin at this time      
I was exhausted from frequent fucking.         
He was lying alone, with the curtain drawn,     
And I couldn’t even look at the women.    
No habits since childhood      
Stay idle for a long time,He found another idea           
And he began to drink heavily.        
                                
Well, there's no harm in drinking in moderation, 
But our hero was drunk until dawn. 
He hit the ace with a pistol        
And, like a camel in the desert, he drank.  
                                
Oh, wine, wine! How long have you been      
They served as an idol for me too.           
I drank in a row - nectar, shit, -
And I thought: “The truth is in wine!”       
                                
I haven't found it there yet         
And, no matter how much you drink,       
Let him not hide, you bastard!    
I'll find it, if it exists at all.    
                                
                                
                                
 ***               
Onegin and Lensky became friends.   
During severe winter blizzards     
Everyone is sitting by the window,        
They drink liquor and fuck for their lives.   
But suddenly Onegin notices       
That Lensky somehow answers     
All questions are out of place,        
And I’m glad to get going quickly,      
And they barely drink.           
Let's listen to their words:          
                                
- Where, Vladimir, are you going?   
- Oh, yes, Evgeniy,I have to go!     
- Wait, who are you with?        

Tell me, has the hole already been found?!    
- you guessed it, but only, only...
- Well, balls! Well, people!       
What is this chick's name? Olga?    
What, it doesn’t work? How can it not?!     
You know, what you're asking is wrong, brother!
Wait, you won't leave me 
For the whole evening alone?          
Don't piss, you'll achieve your goal!       
Tell me, is there another one?       
Olga's own sister?!         
Take me!                    
- are you kidding?                    
- No! you will fuck that one    
 I got this one!
so, can I get ready?  
And sofriends are already rushing nearby.   
                                
But on this day my friends       
Didn't get a damn              
Except for treats.        
And, having asked for forgiveness early,      
They are flying home on a short road.    
We will listen to them on the sly.       
                                
- Well, what do the Larins have?            
- Bullshit! You shouldn't have raised it   
me.
I won't fuck anyone there      
I advise you Tatyana.         
- But why?!                
- My friend Vova!                
Girl, you understand that it sucks.         
It happened inprevious years          
And I tore everyone, it would have been a pussy.    
Over the years, the heat in the chest gets colder,    
now I fuck only for love.       
                                
Vladimir answered dryly,          
And then he was silent the whole way.    
I came home, took a dose,     
I rustled, sat down and became sad.       
I wrote poetry with one hand,      
Another dick was jerking off furiously.      
                                
Meanwhile, two fuckers are a phenomenon     
The Larins produced             
Women are so impressed,       
What made the sisters' pussy cramp!       
 ***So, her name was Tatyana.      
Chest, legs, ass without blemish,   
And happy captivity        
A man has not yet known a member.      
Oh, you think I didn’t want to           
Is she trying the end?          
I wanted it so much that I was sweating       
And it changed from the face!            
But I didn’t give free rein to my feelings.     
She was well-bred,           
I read novels about love       
I was looking for them, and lowered them in a dream      
And she strictly took care of her virginity.         
                                
Tana can’t sleep. The enemy does not sleep
The heat of love embraces her.       
- Oh, nanny, nanny! Sit closerOpen the window, light a candle!       
- What, child?                 
- I want dick! Onegin soon    
 I want it!
                                
                                
Tatiana got up early in the morning,      
I scratched my pussy with a pin         
And she sat down at the window,           
How Bobik will be attracted to the Bug.    
And Bobik fucks Zhuchka doggy style.     
Why should they be shy, dogs!    
Only the breeze rustles in the leaves.   
And then, look, he’s in a hurry.     
                                
And Tanya thinks in excitement:       
"How can Bobik not get tiredWork at these speeds?     
so we have to visit     
Or on the landing      
Fuck someone without looking back.    
Here Bobik finished, with Bugs of Tears  
And he rushed off into the forest with her.   
Tatyana is alone          
I was left full of bitter thoughts.     
And draws a finger on the glass      
The treasured monogram "O" and "E".    
                                
                                
                                
 ***               
What about Onegin? With a hangover     
I drank a whole jug of brine        
(No meansbetter, right,     
 others?!)
And the trampled idiot smokes.      
                                
Oh, fucking bulls, cigarette butts!      
Sometimes you are sweeter than cigarettes.         
But we don't appreciate you, idiots,  
Or we appreciate you when you are not there.   
Shit in the mouth, I want to smoke,     
And only a penny of money.         
And suddenly someone finds you in the corner   
Half-crushed bull.         
And cries of joy rightfully        
Heard from the throats of the suffering.    
I sing honor, I sing glory to you,     
Bulls, cigarette butts, motherfuckers!         
                                
Another jug of brineasks      
And then the maid brings in the letter.   
He printed it, read it,        
And the dick in my pants instantly stood up. 
he vividly introduced Tatyana,     
Put it sideways, sideways.     
I decided: "This evening         
I'll take this Tatyana away!"            
                                
The day flew by like a single moment.  
And now Onegin is coming,           
As agreed, in the old style    
 park.
Tatyana is waiting.                   
They were silent for about two minutes.         
Zhenya thought: “Well, hold on!”    
He told her: “Did you write to me?”  
And suddenly barked: “Well,lie down!"
                                
Walnut, mighty and harsh,        
Bashfully took away the branches,         
When Eugene is a crimson member     
Freed from the captivity of trousers         
From Onegin's careless caresses       
Tatiana was delirious.       
The rustling of snow-white dresses,   
And after the inevitable groans       
Shed her innocence.        
Well, innocence is, brothers, 
Truly, both laughter and sin!       
At least, if you look deeper,  
You have to chew the nut to eat it.
But here you will excuse me:        
Gnawed as many nuts as he could.     
And then excuse me,       
My virginity is no longer brittle!        
                                
Well, while we're screwing around here, 
Onegin fucked Tanya,           
And it's time for us to join them     
Hurry up to the ball.        
                                
                                
                                
 ***               
And the ball has long been in full swing.      
dancing, couples huddle together,     
And the men's penis is all tense      
For women except personal wives.  
Yes, and exemplary spouses          
In retaliation for the marriage ring,     
 Spinning with a partner in the ballroom   
 circle,
They reach for someone else's end.         
                                
In the next room, look,  
On the green tablecloth, - wow! -  
And behind the curtain in the corner           
Fuck someone on the floor.           
there are bottle caps popping...   
Tatyana after the fucking         
I quietly went up to my room,      
Closed the door and lay down.       
                                
Evgeniy rushes straight to the toilet.  
(He had a fashion behind him          
Relieve the fatigue of fucking with a shower,     
Which is good for us to adopt.)      
Then Evgeny rushes to the table.   
And, if something bad happens,      
Vladimir and Olga at the table.    
He walks towards her with a decorous gait,  
Kisses her hand lightly.           
- Hello, Vova, old friend!
- Zhe wu with a glass of Clicquot!      
A bottle of Clicquot first,      
Then "Zubrovka", "Khlonchkar",  
And an hour later it was already rocking          
Friends are like leaves in the wind.     
And for a bottle of "Special"          
Onegin, spitting up his caviar,     
Called Vladimir a rogue,      
And Olga is a pissing hole.           
                                
Vladimir, having vomited a little,     
He started yelling something in the heat.      
But, frowning sternly,  
Evgeny asked: “For the fuck?!”    
To the owner who was running nearby,       
Said: “Go and piss!”     
I accidentally caught Olga's gaze 
And I decided to take off her panties.      
                                
The guests came running. Our asshole    
To keep the crowd away,       
Pocket took out a pistol.       
the crowd disappeared instantly.     
And our hero, handsome and brave,     
Fucked her between glasses.            
Then I beat the mirrors a little,    
I burned the sofa with a cigar,           
He came out of the house and shouted: “Proshka!”
And,” through snoring, “Home, idiot!”
                                
                                
                                
 ***               
Vladimir could not fall asleep right away,  
Even though it's time to sleep a long time ago:      
"Onegin is a bitch, a fucking pest,  
Razheta, fagot and shit!         
When the sun rises, fight     
 immediately!
Duel to the death, decided."       
                                
The sun rose like a red stick.  
Shame and shame in the mouth with a hangover.  
Onegin stood up, wiped his dick,     
And drank two hundred grams of vodka.     
And then the servantruns towards him     
He offers a shirt, trousers,      
A black bow is tied around the neck.       
The door is wide open, a second enters.
I won’t quote the words.       
Without giving him pussy, barely,          
Onegin said he would come.      
Let the bitch wait at the mill!   
                                
The clearing is covered with white snow.      
Yes, everything will be covered here! 
"My second," said Evgeny.
Here he is, my friend Monsieur Chartres!"
And here are friends without reasoning    
They stand between the birches.         
Put up? Fuck these things!     
I ask you to take the revolvers in your hands!    
Onegin silently threw off the blanket        
And the sameraised the gun.       
                                
He looks at the enemy through the front sight.
Vladimir also raised his gun      
And not just anywhere, but in the eye      
Point the gun, fagot!          
                                
                                
                                
                                
Onegin's boundary was enough.           
The thought flashed: “He’ll kill you, asshole!
Well, wait, my friend, give it time!" 
And he pulled the trigger first.      
Vladimir fell, his eyes were already cloudy,
As if full of sweet dreams.   
And after a minute pause          
"Fucked up!" said Monsieur Chartres.A brief dictionary of terms:      
                                
 Dick  - a man's penis
 Pussy  - genital organ       
women (vagina)  
Ass  - the fifth point on the body 
 Shit  - something indistinct    
 Asshole  - bad person   
 Faggot - see Asshole           
 Fucking- face                
Razeba - dissolute young   
person             
 Faggot  - homosexual      
 Shit  - excrement (a lot) 
 Asshole  - the tip of the dick (see Dick)  
 Piss  - walk around small    
 Shit  - walk around  
 Fucker  - see Razyeba          
Fucked - something scary     
Khuevo - bad               
Pusdato - good              
                                
                                
                                
So what did you just read?
obscene version of the novel "EBГE-
NIY ONEGIN".                    
The nature of its content is
forced us to write small com-
mehtapuu.                       
                                
 that this is a product of
lo on pagesZX-DIGEST'and maybe
but regard it as nothing other than poly-
the filth of our great
Russian literature.  Everyone has
cultured person like
"art" can cause
only disgust. With all this
impossible to argue...         
 so what made us
place in ZX-DIGEST this non-valuable
zurshchina?  Lack of materials?
Your own lack of culture? The same
desire to make fun of literature
tour genius Pushkin..?  No.
First of all, we were led by the same
the desire to enlighten readers,
to help them study those aspects
literature, which is usually
are silent, but still have
place. After all, many who are familiar with
the creativity of our great writers
telei, do not know anything about
what worksthey are at times
wrote.  Did you know, for example,
about the existence of a huge number of
quality of obscene poetry, which
rye were published in Russia under
named after Barkov (a writer who
ry was the first to introduce unprintable words
and expressions in your compositions)?  
 Let's remember the teaching of literature
tours at school... For many it is
brought to mind the idea of
writers and poets as
some fantastic sinless people
geniuses.  This is why many test
you're just in terrible shock reading
obscene works of Pushka-
on, Nekrasova, Turgenev.       
                                
 After all, all writers and poets, in
ultimately they were quite
ordinary people and nothing human
This was not alien to them.        
                                
                                
 But still, most likely
each of our readers made
has its own independent conclusion about
obscene literature: after all,
what comments can't suddenly
change the cultural foundations of people
century.