Conversation between Gerasim and Mumu - chapters from the satirical novel "SCHOOL"

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║ FROM GERASIM'S CONVERSATION WITH MUMU ║
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 We continue to publish chapters
you are from a satirical novel
"SCHOOL", authored by
for objective reasons I wished
to be unknown.             
 also here you can familiarize yourself with
deal with explanatory, write
sana by one of the students Volo-
year school of communications regarding
using obscene words
during classes.               
 If you are studying and don’t know,
how to take notes on a boring
lecture, then it might be useful for you
will read a summary of history
ries of the Ancient Babylonian kingdom,
which can be found at the end of the
business.                           
                                
NOVEL "SCHOOL"          
CHAPTER 3             
 "KANI DICTATORSHIP"                                
 History lesson... Terrible... Alone
gloomy faces. History lesson - more
one torture to survive.        
 Teacher, Mikhail Veniaminovich
Kanin  - kind, always smiling -
walking giant, but that's just
a mask developed over many years
years of work at school.  His ma-
lazy eyes dart from under the glasses
kov according to students. His gaze is about
lowers the body and becomes dumb
a bit cold...             
 During the lesson, the atmosphere in the classroom is
"Kanin dictatorship."   Any
there is a volunteer against it
to the board.  Everyone who comes out grows
Tom is obliged to go to extracurricular activities
Basketball torture. "No" - oz-
death begins for you.  Teach
shut up and play basketball - boo-
you want to live and have higher than
"three". Painful questions,
final notes, tables in
during the lesson. Death to anyone
who dared to swing on a chair
or accidentally put a point on
desk, who dropped the piece of paper on
floor                            
 Ring... The hearts of the students are
filled with hope, but to get up withoutpermissions? This is the end...       
 - so, you can go! - heard-
Xia cold, with a mocking
hue, voice.                
 Everyone slowly heads towards
doors...                        
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
CHAPTER 4            
 "CHEMISTRY LESSON"          
                                
 "Chemistry is life"
 A. N. Vorobyova.
                                
 Having slept a little in the previous
the next two lessons, students of the 9th
"B" are slowly but surely moving towards
to your favorite cab #23.  Everything is noisy
sit down under supervision Zoe Vasil-
evny, laboratory assistants. Teacher how
always late. But... the door
swings open, and, with a magazine under
mouse, saying something in his op-right, quickly approaches the hundred
luAlla Nikolaevna.             
 After digging a little in the magazine,
she looks around the class,
spoken by several acquaintances
phrases and... Stitched, stitched-
la... I scribbled to the sound of purring
stomachs waiting for the long-awaited
changes, wrote that
Rus, telling Koshkin,
exerts some kind of hera on him
tubhoe impact, that
Koshkin, Rusu and others are op-
a discrete group of special people who
which should be written off by everyone
nonsense from the board, in which there is nothing
don’t understand (which is what they call
ultimately, study), scrib-
la that our class is
a kind of 30 battery
volts, where (+) are excellent students,
and (-) - all the rest.         
 Five minutes left until the bell rings.
The sounds of bags being collected are heard,
clapping of textbooks.  Combat go-
Comfort number one... Teacher
trying to explain something else
but everything is useless.  3 left
minutes, 2, 1. That's it! Call! How
blown away by the wind...                 
                                
                                
                                
 Explanatory note regarding the use
uttering obscene words in
timeclasses:                  
                                
 Mat, swearing, obscene language
marriage, swearing, etc. What is this
is that? Why is this considered inappropriate?
relatable in society? Who said
what's bad? The answer to these questions is
dew lies in ancient times
- paganism.                    
 Our ancient ancestors had
certain words that
for the most part meant
due kind (or something
specific). These words wereconnected
puppies!They could be pronounced
power only to the elders in particular
Happy holidays!               
 But why now these same
words (with foreign additions-
mi) acquired an abusive meaning?
Just tell them to a simple cha-
catcher, and not yet on holidays
was prohibited and considered large
misdemeanor.                     
 Speech etiquette is verbal
forms of politeness determined by
cultural level of society. B
I promise no more in connection with this
pronounce these "sacred"
words within the walls of this building on
universal hearing.             
                                
                                
 March 4, 1995 AD
                                
 Being not sane, but sane
in memory, Alex. You. Pycy.       
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
                                
Possibilities of the Russian language in military
mud are inexhaustible.  For example,
measures, lecture notes on history 
(newspaper "University Life"
from 02.12.91).                   
                                
                                
                                
 SYNOPSIS OF ONE COOL     
 STUDENT ON ONE STOP   
 LECTURES.             
                                
 Hammurabi was a strong politician
Czech figure. He's a natural
threw a barrel at the surrounding kents.
First he ran into Larsa, but
specifically broke off.  Fight with
Larsa was no match for sparrows
show, especially since it’s theirs
Rim-Sin was so sophisticated -
no problem
glued Hammurabi's beard. One-
which was not so easy to take
on show. Larsa became especially important to him
purple, and he moved the arrows
on Marie.  He managed to throw
noodles in the ears of Zimrilim, who
was also a cool man, but in this
In this case, he clicked his beak. For-
having shouted, they ran into
Eshnunu, Uruk and Issin, who
the tail bounced for a long time, but passed
They were like a flock of rasps. Assyrian-
you guys are excited about something about this
reason, but they were given a ride as best they could
lodykh.                          
 Then Hammurabi became a new
bend your fingers at Larsa and in kind
ee extinguished. Rim-Sin showed himself
woodpecker  He pretended to be a loaf and
I tried to cheat, but
got hit on the horns and swelling. Poob-
having broken Rim-Sin, Hammurabi became
crumble the loaf for the Mari. ta-
powerful Zimrilim was not so much
down, just compared to
He is Hammurabiturned out to be clumsy
sucker and died out like plywood.
True, he still tried to rock the boat
and make a fan of your fingers, but
broke in 1759 BC. him
the trumpet came - both to him and to all of him
xebpe.                          
 In short, under Hammurabi everything
There was complete chaos between the rivers:
the Babylonians were in pain everywhere,
there were showdowns everywhere and
made noise at everyone. All line-
or breathed into a rag. And this
there were pitchforks.    However, when
Hammurabi threw back his hooves, in Va-
Vilonia started to mess up. Heir-
who Hammurabi was Samsuiluna.
This bro was still trying to download
you're right, but the rest already had it
in parallel. In the south everything is specific
the Elamites were crazy about her, later they
even rested black basalt
pillar with Hammurapa's xiva. All
the cassites attacked more sharply,
de Mitanians rolled out with might and main
lip with a springboard, completely rude.
Left bazaars started in the cities.
Each clogged hose knocked itself
heel to the chest and turned the cart.
Samsuiluna, of course, broke off
all these sucker drawings, but
the general situation in Babylonia was
dumb. The economy was dominated by
great insanity, mowed down aristocrats
crazy, the population swung rights.
Steep attack of the Hittites in 1600
AD  ended in complete bummer
Babylonians  thus old-
came to the Babylonian kingdom
cranks.                         
                                
                                
GLOSSARY (bazaar)      
                                
roll a barrel at others   
Kents  - carry out expansion
                low politics
                                
translate arrows - change   
 political course
sophisticated cabinet - quirky-  
vy diplomat
                                
xebpa - dynastic environment 
                                
married - committed military operations   
trade expeditions tonorth-
West with far-reaching political
                  Czech goals
                                
crap - centrifugal tendencies   
in a cenapatuctku configured environment
                    aristocracy
                                
Hammurapin Ksiva - Laws   
Hammurabi