MSoft, 10.19.98, Mozyr.
Editorial: doing the act yourself is already a tradition.
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(C) Hun7er/MySoft :)
Hey bro!!! October 17 was my birthday. Well then
Well, I’ll tell you here how it all happened.
This means that in the morning my mother, leaving for the dacha, said that, they say,
come from kaleju (i.e. school), go buy a cake, battle forfeits and
loaf. I got stuck with Kaleju, played for 2-3 hours on Speck and decided
still go to the store. On the way I stopped at the post office to drop off
phenomena in Computer News. There's nothing in the store near the post office
it was. I had to go to another one, 400 meters from the post office. On the way to
I'm tired of some waffle asking for cigarettes. I don't have any cigarettes
it was (I don’t buy them with my own money), because sober people don’t smoke
pulls. In short, the waffle went to the beautiful far away (by the way, yes-
I don't mind :)). I got to the store, bought a cake and a loaf.
There was not enough money for Fanta. I had to take a non-imported one (also non-
stupid). Came home without incident. Zombie called and said...
hall that his sister also has a birthday. He also told me to take it
stood up and rushed towards him. I haven't for longthinking, I did just that. Played
he has in Dune on Sega. An hour later my mother calls and says, go
home, I prepared dinner, we’ll celebrate the holiday. I'm again
went home (it’s good that it’s a short walk from the zombie Zomba to me.
I came home, devoured it, and drank 5-6 sips of wine to wake me up.
mood and fell back to death. It must be said that every
On Saturday his parents are leaving to trade in Ukraine. Arriving
Before the point, I discovered that there was already a bad company there. Knew
I got everyone there except that sucker who asked for a cigarette. I tried
punch him, but I don’t remember how that sucker disappeared. We have money
enough for a vodka battle. The whole crowd went to the store near the post office
(hereinafter the store is next to the post office - (1), and 400 meters from the post office -
you - (2) ). We bought a battle. We came home. Uncorked, first glass
went well. The dead man, however, made a truly deathly face,
before swallowing the clear liquid. Then we a little
didn't fight over a jar of pickle juice and a cucumber lying alone
there. The dead man's sister arrived. She asked for 50 grams, in return she gave si-
gareth. Well, we still had enough for a hundred. Let's go outside. At co-
Sitting at the next entrance was a bulging 33-year-old man. He almost
Somehow he treated us to wine, which made us feel no worse. Then he pos-
I tried to see who on the bench could break a bottle with one blow.
In return he promised half a ruble. The man had two bottles. He is for one
zhidil,and the other one was broken up by one of us, I don’t remember exactly who. Obza-
We fought with another fifty thousand. At 10 o'clock one says that
he needs to see some girl who lives near (2). Let's go there.
There we looked for an entrance for a long time, and when we found it, it was with great
we urinated in the garbage chute with pleasure. The girl was at home and bye
someone persuaded her, we went for beer. Bought 3 battles. The girl
already persuaded. It turned out that I was sitting at the same desk with her
6th grade. We drank beer along the way. Let's go home before the dead man.
Two of them went to fuck the girl and promised to call us later. How did
elk, the girl wanted to fuck at home, so we are no longer in it
participated. Fully drunk, we collapsed to take a nap.
... In the morning I had a severe headache. Getting up, I looked at the dead man -
there were cartoons and I went home with a normal impression of the day
birth. And now I’m typing this text. There's only one bad thing, that
the girl was not fucked :(.
I apologize for the indecent language used here.
I do not publish the hot twelve and no less hot six
because nothing has changed there!
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