Beginning - As you have probably already noticed, our newspaper is entertaining.

                                          
      As you may have already noticed, the newspaper
 our entertainment.  And what else would she like?
 be ?  After all, one of the main tasks
 media (electronic
 and not only) is a reliable representation
 the feeling of life happening here and there. 
      What is the most in our lives?
 No, not sex. Most often in our lives
 there are jokes.  Some not so much
 observant individuals may object:
 “They don’t give me a salary, they poison me with diapers,
 crime, prostitution, police. What
 Are there any jokes here?!" They, of course, in their own way
 you're right, but don't forget that life
 looks the way you look at it all.
      Let's do this experiment.
 Let's take a simple bottle (0.5 l) of lemonade
 and read it - !!! Attentively !!! - over-
 writing on its wrapper, then let's try it
 contents, and after that we’ll go to the grain
kalu and admire the organ that
 us without bones (Admit it, only
 honestly, what are you thinking now?). You-
 stick your tongue out and look at it
 more diligently than an alcoholic searches for vodka
 bottom of an empty bottle. Have you done all this?
 Wonderful  !  Now let's compare the re-
 results.                                
      I read the inscription. "Made from the base
 for DOHLER drink." Not bad ! Chi-
 I'm melting further."SERINO medium carbonated
 fortified drink." My God !!!
 And this is what I have to drink?! I'm closing
 eyes, I close my ears, with a terrible effort of will
 suppress the effect of all taste receptors
 a ditch in the tongue (what can you not do ra-
 di reader) and swallow this liquid... No-
 why, he’s not dead, there’s just something in his mouth
 strange tingling sensation. I go to the mirror
 I stretch out my tongue and... What is this yellow?
 plaque on my beautiful sense of touch
 tool?! And what kind of “radish” are they selling?
 Do I need expired lemonade?            
      That's it, dear readers. Be
 be extremely careful when purchasing different
 goods, and don’t look at the good
 pretty saleswomen who put your vigil to sleep
 activity.                               
                                          
  P.S.  This drink is really su-
 exists and you can purchase it. Poch-
 for nothing. Many thanks to the entrepreneurs
 lyu OARGSYAN'u A.S. and his colleagues, delivering
 pouring into our beautiful city no less
 wonderful drink. Well, I went tongue-in-cheek
 wash bye!                           
  R.P.S.  Dear entrepreneur! Hope
 I hope you appreciated the quality of advertising,
 given your products. Now we are waiting with
 on your part at least small financial
 support. We hope for further cooperation
 nihilism.                                
                                          
                              - ALI -