Fairy tales - HOW THE GADLESS SENT THE SOUL TO HELL.

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        HOW THE GADLEY SENT YOUR SOUL TO HELL       
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      One deacon became a widower at the age of forty. The same
 It’s impossible to do it a second time, so
 Poor thing, he fasted for a long time. Take the house too
 girl - I’m ashamed in front of my daughter, my daughter
 for seventeen years already.                      
      Once the deacon went with her to the apiary, and
 He wanted it so bad that he could just scream.
 If he had caught a bitch, he would have taken the bitch
 waved with great eagerness. And it was before
 in the evening. The daughter was lying on the grass, reading a book
 tala. The deacon looked and looked at her and said
 rith:                                     
  - Katya, give me one time. I'll end with one
 com.                                     
      The daughter was confused, blushed, saying...
 cheat She paused until she said:           
  - Dad, are you out of your mind? Is this
 is it possible?  If I were a slut, then
 a terrible sin, and I’m still a girl.       
  - What do you mean, Katya, don’t I know? I
 I will not violate my innocence. You lie down, I
 I’ll just keep my spirits up, maybe I’ll take it easy,
 teas. Otherwise I can’t bear it, I have no strength.       
      Well, if that’s the case, my daughter won’t refuse
 la. I decided to respect my father, let him answer his soul.
 children, hold it over the smell - what harm will it do?
 children? Lay downshe lifted her dress and
 says:                                   
  - Dad, if you just hold it, it’ll...
 Volta. But then - God save you!    
      The legs spread apart, curls a hundred
 the two sides separated, in the middle there was a pink pro-
 Galina appeared.  The deacon was shaking
 took off his pants, aimed as is against
 clearings and holds.                      
      And at that time, out of nowhere -
 the gadfly, how the deacon is dying right behind the
 I love my ass.  The deacon nods like a goose
down, and buried my daughter right up to her balls.
 The deacon finished here and said:          
  A gadfly bit me                       
  I put my soul in hell.                   
                                          
                                          
         HOW IVAN DRIVEN THE KIKE         
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      There lived one cab driver. His name was Ivan.
 He once had a chance to transport a Jewish woman. Zhidov-
 she was young, pretty, and the road
 distant Ivan thinks: I’ll try my luck. 
      It was getting close to night, and the village was already close.
 what, and Ivan deliberately drives slower so that
 spend the night in the field. And so it happened: those-
 the day has come, you can’t see anything, even with your eyes
 poke out.  Ivan unharnessed the horse and tied it
 to the shaft, laid a bed for the Jew on the cart,
 and climbed under the cart.               
      lieslittle Jew, but she can’t sleep,
 she is overcome with fear - it is too dark. And wok-
 someone is tapping something, someone is either screaming
 chit or howl.                         
  - What, Ivan, are there no wolves here?        
  - Oh, young lady, they happen, and often. Yes
 Why are they coming to us, why are they
 haven't you seen us?                          
      The little Jew lies there, neither alive nor dead.
 And that’s all Ivan needs. He hit the lo-
 walked with a whip on her leg, she recoiled, oh-
 The lobbies began to stir. The little Jew is completely oro-
 Bela:                                   
  - Ivan, it’s scary, someone is creeping in on us.    
  - Who should come to us! - says Ivan, and
 he hit the horse again.  Horse
 she snored, and the Jew’s heart was on her heels.
  - Ivan, pray, I’m afraid here. I'll go to you
 sleep!                                   
  - Well, go. What will you do with you, since...
 Kaya is shy.                            
      Instantly she climbed under the cart,
 huddled close to him and trembled like an aspen
 leaf Ivan pressed her closer to him,
 dug better, hugged her, and little by little began to
 feel. She didn't bother him at all -
 he doesn’t say - I’m glad that at least a little from
 got rid of fear, and besides, she understood
 Tia didn't know what boys and girls were like
 do.  Ivan touches her here and there, and
 she thinks it’s him who cheers her up,
 takes away fear.And indeed, he stroked her bottom,
 stomach, mashed my tits, it seemed more fun
 lo.  And Ivan has become a stake, he can’t wait
 push it in quickly.  He reached under my skirt
 tickled and tickled there, by the trigger of her dumb-
 I tugged at something, then I felt everything around,
 here, too, everything caught fire, it started to itch,
 Everything is burning inside, but she herself doesn’t know
 what does she want? She already started talking about fear
 forget, but her thoughts turned to how
 to get rid of the itch.                         
 Ivan did not doze for a long time,
 him out of his pants, pressed the Jewish girl closer to
 himself, leveled the front end with the front end, jokingly
 raised his top leg and lowered his end
 right in the middle. Then he hugged her and
 honka keeps moving towards herself, so far
 I haven’t got it where it should be. And she has for
 this time became even more intense.       
      Ivan then immediately pulled her towards him
 It’s cramped, and I planted as much as I could fit in.
 She hardly even noticed the pain, so it
 alarmed, only in a fever through the teeth
 would strain:                           
  - Ivan, don’t be naughty, don’t tickle me.        
      Ivan was blinking at her sideways, and then
 I turned him over on his back and he was on top. She
 no longer realizes that Ivan is with her
 does, she just feels, it hurts her
 It's good to lie under it. She's always like this
 I didn’t feel pleasure, that’s why I didn’t
 pushed Ivan off of herand didn’t scold, but yes-
shaft to your heart's content... Ivan with his head
 I put perfume on her five times, and she, look,
 got a taste for it - grunts, squeals
 out of pleasure, he helps Ivan.         
      That night they slept soundly, as
 after the bath. We slept until daylight. How did you s-
 The sun was shining, Ivan harnessed his horse,
 I woke up the Jewish girl, and off they went.          
      We reached the village. They are driving through the market
 here she asks:                   
  - Ivan, what happened yesterday? Ivan re-
 I thought she remembered about the commotion:    
  - That's me, joking. I scared you a little.
 She, without thinking for long, reached out in the middle
 Di Voza, lifted her skirt to her navel and said:
  - Another parrot!                         
      Ivan lashed the horse, the market was struck by lightning
 passed and quickly left the village. And beyond the outskirts
 explained to the little girl that this is not possible in public
 do, and punished: home, what happened,
 don't tell.                         
 And how I got her to the place - in full
 rushed off quickly.  Not even an hour will tell
 fool, then he'll get it for nothing.

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