Shop-Show! - Let's start with the TDK anthem. Everyone stand up!

Hello, my friend!  It's me again
The Great and Fearless Storyteller and King
Text (it turns out a little immodestly).
    Let's start with the TDK anthem. Everyone stand up!

 Having powdered the wheels with cocaine, I go out to In-
ternet,
 And the stars shine beautifully for me, And sympathies
chen Dos!
  Tu.. Tu.. Tu..
 Let's meet you in the evening -
 Let's speak and write together in Pascal,
rit.
Let's meet you in the evening -
 We'll break the keys.
Let's meet you in the evening -
 We'll play music together.
  Tu.. Tu..
Erase the floppy disk, erase the other -
 You won't change anything
This tale has no end
 You won't change anything...

             pause!

Color your computer green
 And discs with hairspray -
There will be no more package here
 System procedures!
 Tu.. Tu..
 Let's meet you in the evening -
 Together we will solder pieces of hardware. Come on
I'll meet you in the evening -
 Read the spectrophones, thief, thief...

                  * * *

     And be careful not to compare with
some "Agatha Christie" - after all, this is the same
two different things... I think you understand me-
you're waving...
     Now you can sit down... Anthem of the Con-
was ending... But the text was not over yet.
          Let's get started gentlemen...
                 Shop show
  (story of the unfortunate Text-Bildinga)
     I sat and sat and typed in Is-Dos
your crazy and murderous lyrics, and
suddenly I'm tired of it. How much is possible? Well no
as much as needed? Briefly speakingrest-
I decided. Who is in our TDK for recreation?
master? Of course, this is the smart-ass Alco-
need!  “It’s time to unwind,” I said to myself and
I went to “pick out” my friend Alcohol. Vytsy-
I didn’t have to kill him - he turns out
sat peacefully, grunting in his hut. I
explained my problem to him, he pretended
that I understood and we crutched. They were tired
we went to the stop and got into the first one we got -
Xia tram.
    I immediately took the load, that is, how
People say "booted up". With your
loaded, I didn’t notice that the conductor had approached
tor and asked “Young man, will you pay
passage."  For some reason I heard
that she is asking to “pay for the train.” I believe
rushed to her with a face twisted with anger
and answered:
 - What are you doing? I don't have that much money anyway
Moreover, I should buy this train completely
optional!
 - Stop rosining my brains, pay up
800 rubles, or get out. And it's just me here
I remembered that I hadn’t paid for the fare. I
I thought about this topic for a long time, until
I got “kopecks” for 10 rubles each. Ob-
smiling with relief, I said, “Keep it in.”
in fact the pocket is wider...", and poured out coins
in her hands, in her bag, on the floor... I
shrugged his shoulders in disgust and turned away
to the window (not Windows'95).
     My aunt roared and threw a weapon at me.
ashy look.
 - What are you doing? Okay, come on... Here we are
not some kind of cattle depot - I excused myself.
Apparently it had an effect on the conductor too.
wentfurther, without looking back, collect
handouts.
     Alkash and I reached the Damba, bought
whether to “smoke” and moved to “Simbirsk-M” -
The store is a complete computer. Imagine:
There are monitors, disc drives, hard drives and
a lot of different good things, everything glitters
novelty and quality...
 Quite unexpectedly they woke up in me
"remnants of the past":

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     It was at school. We are sitting with our sidekicks -
We're at recess, kidding around with something...
And there it means we have a kid in the class...
some... don't know what. And somehow by itself
We started talking about “computers”. Little boy Shaky-
My name was Mom and this means he says:
 - Wow, I bought a computer. And he has Pooh
and asked:
 - What about a computer?
 - Yes, it’s big, you can put disks in there -
lie.  Here are all the boys who have at least something in them
the computer realized they were laughing. I
became impatient and approached Shakymind:
 - What is a disk? - I asked. He made
made a smart face and replied:
 - Well, so... so... small...
 “I see,” I said, “but how’s the computer?”
what is your name?
 - Well, I actually don’t know... I didn’t look.
Yes, but I haven’t bought it yet, but I’m planning to.
 “I see,” I repeated, “and what kind of collection?”
are you going to buy?
 - So big.
 - What type do you prefer?
 - Well, so that you can insert disks there -
fuck...
 - Listen, Shaky, you brought the computer -
went home. What are you going to do with it?
 - Play...
 - Yes... And how?play something?
 - Turn on and play.
 - You are simple. Well, what to play?
 - In games.
 - Which ones?
 - In different ones.
 - Okay, how are you going to start the game?
 - Put the disk in.
 -Where are you going to put it?
 - Well, there... there’s a special place there.
 - Well said... And everything is clear with you.

              //////

     Alcohol brought me out of my trance
saying that he was tired of it here. And let's go
Should we continue to scour the center? In "Curve"
house" we went up to the second floor and found
a small shop for different hippies there.
Behind the counter stood a twitching
some Metal Chaos saleswoman.  At the same time
she somehow managed not to swallow it-
gum, which she chewed with hysterical vomiting
niya - apparently also to the beat of the music. Although
I didn’t catch any motive in the music
va. I guess I have no hearing. Gone.
     I just finished browsing
the last row of hippie tapes, when
two blue guys came into the shop. With each other
they were talking in some kind of lover's language
accent.  Later I realized that they were not blue-
no matter what, but just two homeless hip-
pi.  Or maybe they are blue hippies? Who are they
knows.  In short, they bought themselves one of
numerous handkerchiefs with images
various shards, barbed wire, and
left the store.  But then, apparently
who saw that the hippies bought a handkerchief, to
a young boy ran up to the counter and, wanting
probably to look like a hippie, asked
the same scarf with a skull on blackbackground.
     The saleswoman is a simple woman, she
I usually took the mani from the boy and took it off the wall
handkerchief and pulled it over the happy head
what a boy. The baby smiled gratefully and
started running towards the exit. Apparently in a hurry
quickly show off to your peers
new fashionable toy.
     This is where our adventure ends
and we tiredly wandered home.


                      --- Motovator ---



 P.S.: Shaky recently changed his mind about buying
computer, but decided to buy myself a Ural motorcycle
with three (!) cylinders. How about we wait?
we'll see.