Advice from an experienced person - Student life.

Student life

     Hello, today I will give some tips
advice to a beginning student, and in general,
I’ll tell you how a student differs from a non-student
Denta, well, all sorts of gadgets. Well,
let's go:
     How to determine that a given person
is really just a student?
There are 4 main signs:
     1.The middle finger of the right hand is not on
the joke is very crooked and bent to the right side
ron, on the left, following the nail follows non-
big shot - people who have these
signs have the right to free pro-
riding on public transport as unpaid
capable and have the right to go to the region
sitting on public transport (applies
for the second point).
     2.A young man or child who has fallen asleep
Vushka is a clear sign of student guilt
ity, also this sign of evidence
indicates that the person is clearly learning
no longer in the first year.
     3. The presence of glasses on the nose (this
the sign does not apply to all students -
be vigilant, the enemy is in wait for us
everywhere, around every corner and bush!!! ),
these people clearly read a lot or read a lot
radiate in their physiognomy.
     4.(This paragraph does not apply to students
dents of Ulyanovsk Automechanical
technical school due to many reasons
see below.) With a real student, permanent
I definitely have a big bag or a huge one
package (can be both together
), in which there is always a pileall sorts of nonsense
and various trinkets.
     If you learn these 4 points the most
hey, then you will have the opportunity
easy to recognize from a crowd of students, not
while confusing them with any other category
mountain of people.
     With distinctive features it seems
That's it, let's move on!  Which one did you enter?
-or an educational institution, and scares many,
and how to study there, they think: “This is not
school, that means it will be more difficult." Nothing about
Well, I’ll tell you, you have nothing to fear,
if you understand the following rules:
     1.For complete morons who don’t want to
you want to study - only money will save you
or the shaggy hand of the parents.
     2.For complete morons who want
study - that's why they're morons, to want to
aunts get an education and a rare indi-
Cramming helps the minds.
     4.For just morons who don’t want to
kids to study - see point 1
     5.For just morons who want
study - only cramming and nakedness helps
Loyalty when cheating.
     6.For fools - Your enemy number 1 -
it's the tongue, your number one friend is the head
neighbor (if he does not belong to categories 1-6
goriyam).
     7. For normal people - still a shaggy hand
didn’t harm anyone, but what if, according to the
society, then study, delve into textbooks
kah, cram, understand, write spurs and
etc.  in the same spirit, generally do what
what all normal people do.
     8.For normal, but lazy people (I think
I think this is one of the most popularkate-
gory) - well, what can I say here, that’s all
the same as in point 8, but of course I understand
I'm too lazy, then try to take some
simple essays, assignments in exchange for
exams or exams (I tried it myself -
the only salvation).
     9.For geniuses - study, study and
study, as the great Lenin bequeathed.
     10.For lazy geniuses - for this
to make life easier, apply poppy
The greatest effort is not to study, but to
not study, but have good grades. Od-
in a word, the whole educational process is fun
and at the same time “spin” so that when
the time will come for the session, nothing will be handed in -
vat.
     Summary: All 10 points in their entirety and
completely suitable only for Ulyanovsk
Automotive Technical College, for others
establishments, in various variations.
     Next time I'll tell you how
you need to "spin", all used for
this is forbidden tricks and little nuances -
sy, rules of communication with teachers and
higher authorities above them, rules
taking notes and much more.


      --- Sheyh-Aleks (Bandit Group) ---