Tale 1 - AFTER THE WEDDING.

Ukrainian folk tale. Children up to
Reading is not recommended for 16 years old!

              AFTER THE WEDDING
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   It’s customary for the Katsaps - after the crown
young people do not go to spend the night with their neighbors, but
They spend the night at home with the elderly in the same hut.
   One Katsap married his son. After the weddings-
After a long walk they went to bed. Old people
this time they gave up the bed to the young, and
They laid themselves out on the floor. That's young, no
thinking for a long time so as not to waste time
drive, climbed onto the young woman and began to kiss her
lot.  And the cucumber itself is healthy, so
that as soon as he started drilling, she
screams:
 - Oh-oh-oh! Van, drool, passion hurts,
drool, Vanyusha!
   And the old man lies below, hears everything and
says:
 - Don’t listen, Vanka, blame the dry guy, she
Give me the juice myself.
 - Wa-a-Anechka! Let me go! Oh, I'm going to die!
   And the old one is off the floor again:
 - Such an example has never happened before, so that
the woman died from it.
   And the young woman shouts one thing:
 - Oh-oh, let me go, Vanyusha, I’ll shit myself!
 - It happens, Vanka, calm her down.