EMSlog00 - And you thought it wasn’t there :)

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(c) All And you already thought that there was no :)
                                          
 Let's go! I haven't read it for a long time, collected two
weeks ago, log. The more interesting it will be
SORT them :). So... Phone sex
already exists, but have you heard about Sex through the wall?
                                          
-: Hi world, today is clearly not my day :(((
The neighbors upstairs staged a cool fuck, and
as in the song: “Moaning like goats, right up to the walls
everyone is shaking." And I haven’t turned on the screen for two weeks now.
I liked the female body :). Here we have to
sit and listen to the dude dragging along
rhu, showering me with plaster :)...        
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Who the hell was this guy who couldn’t stand it...         
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-: Can we introduce ourselves?                   
>> Here's more.                               
                                          
-: Ha! And I already know :)              
>> Okay :). What are you doing there?       
                                          
-: I listen to the upstairs neighbors arguing :).
Read the message :)                          
>> Already read it :))).                       
                                          
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-: Ha! And you know that I “played” :).  
>> Seriously?!                            
                                          
-: Gee!!! The first masterpiece is called:
"Anna_Korenina" :) (this is not a joke).        
>> And where is this masterpiece?! Let's hurry him up
her here :)                                
                                          
-: I'll think about it :). It turned out psychedelic
gloomy...                                
>> Well, in short, okay, you think there, and I deny
I'm scared...                                 
                                          
-: I will think for a long time, listening to my neighbors :).
This has been bothering her for an hour now.spanking! Well just gi-
great thoughts, man :).             
>> Well, well. What about the neighbors below or above? :)  
                                          
-: Above! And their antediluvian ottoman is cracking
Looks like it's going to fall apart!!!                  
>> Uh-uh...                               
                                          
-: Whoa! I'm already climbing the walls here :)      
>> :)) Yes, I don’t envy you :)                  
                                          
 Wow, how is it in real life :). By the way, the music, oh
which was discussed (Anna_Korenina), inserted
on to this number and I think I’ve already listened to it :).
Don't judge strictly, this is my very first work...
bot.                                     
 And this bazaar is really funny. My interlocutor
asked not to make this public, but it’s too painful
topical topic. Speccy people, not only
introduces, but also... Instead of names I use
Latin letters. Read and enjoy.  
                                          
>> A > B almost hit my face today!     
-: For what ?                               
                                          
>> Don't you know? For the attacks!           
-: Did B run into A?                       
                                          
>> Well... In your face, of course not, but
came and said this to his “comrades”.-: How did A know?                     
                                          
>> C told D, and D told us. By the way B is on me and
ran into D, according to rumors C (he witnessed
lem).  <<                                          
>> Who's on the left?! B?! He doesn’t do anything himself,
so, he also runs into others!            
-: And who told me before, like: well, small-
he’s small, he’s stupid, etc. I'm already on him
I don’t pay attention to mania - you know, eat quietly-
shady, you don’t need attention on such people! Pu-
They spoil themselves (and themselves).              
                                          
>> Maybe you're right, but A doesn't agree with this
Yep, it almost came to a fight. I'm on time
diverted the conversation in a different direction. And A then
on the bus he says: “A little more and I would
I would definitely smash his face!"            
-: Well, hero! And C he didn’t try the muzzle once-
beat? This whole thing really pisses me off -
no one had touched B before, but how was he empty?
or - let's go and A and others... It's funny how
children.                                     
                                          
 Well, damn it, it’s crazy, it’s crazy in Africa too :).
By the way, have you ever wondered why the Soviet
is the technology the best?                      
                                          
-: Who are you?                              
>> What happened there???                    
                                          
-: Gee! It's you! Yes, I have such a rush here,
Something shorted out in the socket! Are you in B/P?
something was flying... In general, it was completely locked -
zero. But a smart Soviet man (and that’s me)
I climbed into it now with a screwdriver, walked around
contacts and... Oh miracle! It's working again!
>> He was afraid of our conversations! :)
                                          
-: Probably, but I don’t like it... Nav-
It's wrong with the tee...                   
>> So just short there a couple of times and everything will go! 
                                          
-: Yeah :). I just used to have ours
oak-soviet tee, and now foreign-
five-pin. So the bastard is buggy! 
>> Ha! Cool! So change it!              
                                          
-: It should be...                             
>> It would not be necessary, but it would be necessary!!!              
                                          
 Soviet trains are the busiest in the world
and don’t argue, don’t change your mind :).        
 And here is our harsh, socialist
reality...                       
                                          
-: I started to mope early...                 
>> Damn it, you understand, I wanted to put
get yourself a modest little gadget: a mouse! I'm calling
means Senna, and he says, they say, Senna is not
I can - on Thursday!!!                       
                                          
-: Well, it won’t be that long until Thursday :) 
>> But that's not all! Last Thursday to me
was going to Hamer. Postponed until last year
Sunday. They postponed it, and then on this
Tver! And I have such glitches in my modem!!!   
                                          
-: Well, I know this small world little :). Vo-
in general: Senya is a dead number. Not you per-
The guy broke his teeth. You have to run after him and sound
wash every 15 minutes. And Hamer pr-
just pour some beer (by the way, Sena can do it too)
and everything will be ob :).                        
>> And everything will be a “bundle”?                 
                                          
-: Aha! Just do it to him in advance
(or promise :)) - what fool would refuse
from beer... Oooh! I wish I had 3 liters...
                                          
 Yes, I wouldn’t refuse, otherwise lately
I'm all vodka and women :).                
                                          
-: Ah... Well, yes, beer in generalharmful, they say
it makes you pee crooked :-). (Although I'm like
I didn’t notice any anomalies :)).                  
>> And also your eyes cross, then you wither, sl-
screw it up and become a Werewolf!          
                                          
-: You are confusing this with arsenic :))          
>> Never mind!                                 
                                          
-: Well, who cares, and who... Beer after all
preferable.                         
>> By the way, why do you use arsenic?  
                                          
-: Well, sometimes it’s like going to a Sabbath with Lam pr-
let's go :) so immediately a glass (and then
ten :)) and for women :))).               
>> Gee!                                    
                                          
-: Whoa!                                 
>> For women???                           
                                          
-: For them, dear ones!                       
>> Can't you get enough???                  
                                          
-: Well, then we’ll always drink blood
glad! Especially the blood of virgins (and virgins)
Vennikov :)) good!!!                    
>> Blood, arsenic, beer - a good menu.
                                          
-: You’re just whining, farther than you can see :). Сейчас у меня позывы на это от мороженого
которое я слопал час назад... Во блин, до-
катился...                                
                                          
-: Гляди :)...                            
>> У тебя на диске пусто как в... у негра!
                                          
-: Now I... Damn, how are you in your catalog
are you getting your bearings?                           
>> There are half the source codes and other nasty things! 
                                          
-: Shchaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.              
>> No... who from the server?!!             
                                          
-: I!                                     
>> Oh, yes, and how did I not notice this? :o    
                                          
-: Well, judge for yourself, if you have what-
I don't have it!                            
>> We need to climb the servers!               
                                          
-: Well, why?! If the world is not without good people -
her :)).                                   
>>Are you laughing?                             
                                          
-: Damn! And Erotic 23 - what a joke?!   
>> What??? I'm on my 23rd?! Exactly... and how
it's medid you look?                        
                                          
-: Damn, to the bark! I last saw the 13th,
that means a dozen flew past! In Sturm sq.
widowed...                               
>> Yes... and Erotic-rules!                  
                                          
-: I’ll swing now...                            
>> Nooooo!!! It's time for me to sleep...         
                                          
-: In general, speaking in accessible language - to you
sorry :)                                  
>> I have to get up at 6 am.                  
                                          
 How wrong I was... And I, out of naivety and
the kindness of your soul... And they touch my soul
they spat... Well at least they didn’t put a lot on it :)
                                          
-: Glitches... Gee...                         
>> All in a bunch!                            
                                          
-: All in a bun :).                       
>> Here Mythos wants you!                 
                                          
-: What? :)                            
>> In the ass ;) (my sister tells me).    
                                          
-: Geum... well, come on! :)                
>> Werewolf, don't print my bazaar with Cash
(that's me, Methos).-: Hee!                                    
>> I tell you, hee hee...                       
                                          
-: Gee...                                  
>> Yeah, that means it’s bad?!               
                                          
-: What do you mean?                             
>> Well, there are such drunken bazaars I and this-
The hour is not at its best. No need!!! :)       
                                          
-: Sleep...Sleep.... Rest in peace, and yes in-
a hundred fallen ones will cry over your mortal body
crazy girls.... RIP...                      
>> Yes, I'll bury you :). Damn, you're a Werewolf
I shouldn't print this!!!                
                                          
-: Sleep... Sleep... In the next world you will be washed,
about... and there too :)                      
>> May you rest in peace...           
                                          
 The funny thing is that Log, which was discussed
whose, was a mixture of Hamer's
macros: "Flag in your ass" and words from
which one could understand only one thing: “A
we drink here... But Hamer doesn’t drink - he’s a tailspin
swallowed. Yes?!! Yes... Here are the bottles now
open with forks..." :)))))).-: Am I missing something, is EMS already freeware?
>> Which one?                                 
                                          
-: 1.00                                   
>> No, I guess...                           
                                          
-: Why... I just downloaded it from Hamer
no problem?                             
>> So Hamer is the guy at the helm! Give me...
                                          
-: Byary. Have you seen my cat? Look fifth
file below ("SORR_OFF").                  
>> How can you write now if the monitor
burned out? :(                               
                                          
-: Guess it :)                           
>> TV?                                
                                          
-: He's the most... Old junk. No shit
apparently my eyes are already hurting... This is my last
day (and his too :)).                      
>> What kind of monitor was it?                 
                                          
-: ELEktronika :).                        
>> And on the TV you can adjust all sorts of sharpness
Have you tried brightness?                        
-: You offend me, commander :)                   
>> How about hitting someone naked? :)                   
                                          
-: Doesn't help :).                        
>> Let's try at 2400.               
                                          
-: Gee... So I have...              
>> Oddly enough, for me too... That's it, p-
Let's stop and go to a psychiatrist!                
                                          
 It's long overdue :). And not only to him,
and also to... Narcologist (and everyone :)).  
                                          
>> Where is the letter “E” on the club?             
                                          
-: That is ?!                             
>> Where is the first letter?                   
                                          
-: There’s something I’m not getting what you want :).
>> I want to know where on my keyboard the
There's a letter... Gee! The letter "E", but in reverse.  
                                          
-: "Eh", or what?                          
>> Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!                         
                                          
-: "E" - SS+S.                            
>> EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! Gee! Gee!         
                                          
 How little is neededfor a person to be happy :). I
I thought that life was empty without women and beer, but
it turned out that without the letter “E” too...   
 That's all the jokes. I hope on the fifth
their number will be dialed no less. And now chi-
Contain a collection of typos and expressions.