Marazm - ...The Hedgehog stopped near the tree stump.

 - Marazm -                
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(c) Werewolves                            
                                          
 ...The Hedgehog stopped near the tree stump.        
 - Hmm... There is sun. There is a stump. And where
people?                                   
 - I won’t come? - Came from the bushes
voice, like a drunken Bear.           
 The Hedgehog critically examined the drunken Bear. 
 - Well, if only you don’t rock the boat.     
 - Why do you need me?              
 - I want to eat!                           
 - I thought... No, then I’m sorry...       
 “That’s all of you,” Hedgehog was offended.       
 - How so?                              
 - No way... When it’s bad - not a single ass
won't help!                               
 -Are you feeling bad?                         
 - That's not the right word!                           
 - So... Listen, maybe you’ll drink? - Bear-
I pulled myself and a liter bottle out of the bushes
moonshine, - Trophy! Yesterday at the mushroom picker -
I came across... I immediately drank and ate, -
The Bear neighed angrily.                    
 - Do you think it will help? - Pronounced with doubt -
es Hedgehog.                                  
 - The stump is clear! It always helps me. It happened
I'll come to the den drunk. The wife begins to
sing, children cry... Judgment! AI'll bang a hundred
end and... A real man is always lucky
It's great - if you have something to drink!         
 - However... - Hedgehog was surprised, - But I -
that's another problem!                           
 - Yes, this is the first thing in our men's affairs.
and the last resort!                     
 - I thought...                           
 - Don't be mopey! Here... - The bear danced -
poured moonshine into a glass and handed it to Hedgehog.   
 - How many are here? - Asked the Hedgehog, wondering
shaking a glass as big as myself.          
 - Two hundred! - For some reason, proudly produced
Bear carried, - Don’t look at him,
kvass, you'll feel better right away!                   
 “Oh-oh-ho,” the Hedgehog sighed and fermented... 
 - Well! - The Bear smiled, looking at
the wounded Hedgehog, - I told you, in our
In fact, this is the first and last resort...   
                                          
 Moral: For a real man, always everywhere
it’s okay if he ferments in glasses...