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        ---- Sell: liquid crystals,                          
 minimum quantity: bucket                                      
                tel: 03, 24 hours a day                          
                                                                
                                                                
        ---- We invite:                                        
 Voluntary Charitable Society of Firefighters "FITILEK"   
 invites boys and girls to join its ranks                        
 The main requirement: inability to handle explosive materials.      
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 Payment - piecework                                              
 Tel: 02, 24 hours a day                                         
                                                                
Reception of advertising: by phone. 100 (send a guy to ... and talk 
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++ Idea and creation: Dmitry (C0RPSE-PRIEST) ++
++ Bells and whistles: C0RPSE-PRIEST & WANDERER ++
++ Editorial telephone number: 417-158b (from 20.00 to 22.00, strictly) ++
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++GOOD BYE.          ++
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