Water adventures "Full speed ahead"

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                      Full speed ahead.!?                          
I served on a ship here...                                      
The captain shouts: “Keep it up!”                                  
The boatswain shouts: “Keep it up!”                                   
I say: “What should I hold?”                                     
The captain shouts: "Stop, car!"                                 
The boatswain shouts: “Stop, car!”                                  
I say: “So it’s been broken for six months already! It’s been standing for six months, nothing   
one dog is not interested, and now: stop!”                   
The captain shouts: “Stop talking! Drop the anchors!”           
I say: “Give it back yourself! Last time I suffered with the chain:     
I give and no one takes! Go, they say, with your chain! I'm like    
jackal, with her! The radio was given away, the compass was given away, the pilot, the hatch,      
They gave it to me, and the anchors to me!..”                                    
The boatswain shouts: “Stop talking!”                           
I say: “Who pushed the portholes in threes forten?! I'm 
Then they covered the holes with plywood, and on the plywood they wrote: “GLASS!”     
The captain shouts: "Attention!"                                    
I say: “Who gave the helm for a bottle?! Now, keep it up!”
Why should I hold on? For your ears! And then without a helm at night    
circled in one place! We started mooring in Nakhodka, but ended up at
Seychelles! I climbed a palm tree, looked where the exit was  
bays!"                                                         
The captain shouts: “What horror! Where is the discipline?!”                 
I say: “Who in Singapore left with a locator and returned with a sifi- 
a fox?! And then they used it to determine the weather: if it hurts, it meant rain!  
And for me - anchors!.. Who hired his son-in-law as a mechanic, although he 
started dental!.. 0n, bastard, dental fillings for the turbine    
put her until she howled!.. And her daughter-in-law as a barmaid!.. After which in
Only one daughter-in-law remained at the buffet! And whose brother, the party organizer, went to 
Amsterdam handed over bottles and never returned! There's something - a turn of pain -
shaya?!"                                                          
The captain shouts: “I’m hearing it for the first time! I can’t hear well at all!..”        
I say: “Who sounded the horn?! And now on the open sea!.. in the dark-
no... In order not to collide, I yell obscenities! Cruise ships course
change! The American battleship almost opened fire - they thought it was Russian
landing!"The boatswain shouts: “I am for peace!”                                    
I say: “Who in Saigon caught a spy on the shore and forcibly
told him secrets?! Who demanded currency from him and shouted:     
        "I WILL Strangle the Corrupt Creature!!!!!!!!!!!!!"                   
Who in Hamburg asked for humanitarian aid for AIDS victims?
And for this he promised to infect half the country?! Who flew the stern flag
to the Japanese, and hung their underpants on the flagpole to dry, after which 
the Puas shouted to us from the shore: “BROTHERS”! Should I have anchors?!"          
The captain shouts: “Give me the piano from the wardroom!..”            
The boatswain shouts: “You promised him to Klavka!..”                    
The captain shouts: “Give up together with Klavka! Give up everything!  
We will always make ends meet! Full speed ahead!!!!!!!!!!!!?"                
Then I shouted: “Hurray!”                                    
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