Humor - Jokes.

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Advertising on Russian Radio:
Men love women
women love children
kids love hamsters
AND HAMSTERS DON'T LIKE ANYONE!!!

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 The ass crashes into the 600th Mercedes. From Mercedes
Five hefty men come out. Suitable
to the asshole driver and say:
- How will you pay?
  Selling an apartment, a dacha, a car
- Why?  (at the same time he takes out a case full of
  entirely in bucks).
- (the kids are surprised) man, what are you doing?
  are you eating?
- I raise rabbits.
- How is this?
- Come to my village on Tuesday
  "Elkhovka", there ask where Semyon lives
  Ivanovich, they will tell you where to find me.
ON TUESDAY:
Mersu is shown the way to a three-story building
a mansion that is located on a hill.
 They drive up to the gates of the mansion where above the water
The companies have the inscription "Semyon Ivanovich". To them
A big guy walks around and wonders who she’s come to see.
whether.
- We’re going to Semyon Ivanovich, he’ll show you how to...
  breed faces.
The big guy takes out a pipe and brandishes a gun
calls Semyon Ivanovich:
- Semyon Ivanovich, here to see you RABBITShave arrived.
:)))))))))

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 A man sails on a boat to the island, there
meets three women who ask for a ride
take them to the mainland, and for this he has them.
We sailed to the mainland.
The first whore takes out 25 dollars and gives it away
to the man and says:
- For the trash talk.
The second one takes out 50 dollars:
- For syphilis.
The third one takes out 100 dollars:
- For AIDS.
Man:
- And this is change.
And at the same time he takes out an elastic band.