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Remember the magnificent Cheboksary newspaper
called CLIME ?
Do you remember the story about rstO published in
CLIME ?
If you have no memories of that
newspaper and lack of memories of the
story published in that newspaper
worry. InSHUPASHKAR'e you can
see the continuation of the adventures of rstO, on-
written by the most talented coder and poet -
GLOBALUS'th i.e. DrV5ЗBb from the most popular
groups in Cheboksary Phantom Family.
(C)1999 DrV5ЗВб/PHF
rstO fell in love.
by the way:
-- means what rstO thinks
She is a terribly smart programmer from the center
employment of the population. She works from 8:00
until 15:00. Gorgeous black hair
it's red in color.
(and why do women always change their color-
in different colors?).
Wide hips.
Why did he actually fall in love?
Here's why:
rstO sits at a computer in the job center
tee. (the computer is designed for
find out where workers are needed) and out of nowhere
surf the system absentmindedly clicking
on the buttons.
-well, what a shitty system.
--It's about 5 minutes before I relax
and we need to run to this tattered kindergarten.
-maybe they'll hire you as a watchman.
and then SHE comes in.
SHE:
- a young man. free up your computer.
rstO lazily looked into her eyes.
rstO(plaintively):
- I can sit for a little while longer.
and made his eyes look like he had
took away the candy.
SHE (good):
- Go read the advertisements for now.
rstO (pleadingly):
- I can sit for a little while longer.
SHE:
- I’ll transfer the data now. and sit down again.
rstO(capriciously):
-I want a computer.
SHE (sternly):
-Get out of here or you'll get punched in the ears.
At that moment rstO fell in love.
But this fact is used to the upper layers of consciousness.
Why didn’t I get it?
So the dog attacks the owner.
I got up and went to read the advertisements for some reason.
Reading. I read everything. I didn’t understand anything.
Then the upper words of his consciousness reached the
the above-mentioned fact.
rstO (loudly): (by the way: there was a lot of
people)
- Fuck!...
Andlooked towards the computer where
SHE was sitting. She was no longer sitting.
Sat at the computer aimlessly clicking on
buttons.
And he went about his (above-mentioned) business.
After 2 weeks 23:00
rstO is standing in front of the door of HER apartment. In ru-
he has a bouquet of flowers picked from a flowerbed.
He has already pressed the bell button twice.
--Works.
rstO I'm terribly worried.
By the way, below is a brief description of what happened
previous 2 weeks:
1. found out HER last name. (First I signed up for
old payroll program which
saved in the aforementioned computer.
I found nothing. I took it and just asked HER
"What's your last name?"
wrote it down and left)
2. found out the phone number. by calling
all (56) numbers from directory 09
with this last name.
3. got HER with calls at 11:00.
4. Gave her a chocolate for March 8th
10 rub. and a postcard without wishes for 1 rub.
5. As a result, the phone began to be turned off.
And they stopped letting her into the office where SHE was sitting.
strangers with impudent faces.
6. As it turned out, SHE is not that smart
programmer.
Once SHE told him GENTLY:
- Tell your aunt goodbye.
And once again I said LOVE:
- You put me in an awkward position.
Don't come into the office again.
This made rstO fall in love with HER even more intensely.
end below.
HER husband opened it.
rstO:
- Hello. Call me please
#####at ####well ####skaya.
Husband:
- Go home.
Closed the door.
rstO went out into the yard. I sat down in front of the entrance.
I sat for 5 minutes.
-Well, that won’t work.
Got up. He hid the flowers behind his back. He called.
opened by HER husband.
rstO:
- Hello. Call me please
#####at ####well ####skaya.
The husband called HER.
SHE went out onto the forest floor.
She is wearing a terry robe.
-Simply beautiful.
I took flowers. (rstO looks into HER eyes.)
Assures (in a calm tone) rstO that there is no need:
1Coming home.
2 Call.
3 Get it at work.
SHE:
-Go home.
rstO: (in a loving voice)
-Say "Good night."
SHE (GENTLY):
-Good night.
rstO went home (7 km.) and was HAPPY.
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