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Selling:
* Air conditioners “Last Breath”, providing
baking vacuum indoors in 8 seconds.
* Toilet with direct flush into the flush tank
chock.
* Gas chamber converted for
making meat pies.
* Tea set "Chefir", coffee set
visa "Kefir", soup set "Excited", sha-
Shlychnitsa "Peklo"
* 2-volume "Pearls of Folk Foolishness"
sti (and dirty tricks)."
* Bicycle "Schoolboy", "Student", "As-
Pirant", "Dean".
* Female incandescent coil.
* New ear shell, white, porcelain
I howl.
* Central Asian puppies, South Africa -
nsky, Far Moorish shepherd dogs, and so on
The same breed is Russian Blatnaya.
* A cut of denim on high boots.
* Flip-flops (Vietnam), Czechs (Czech Republic),
shaped burkas (Burkina Faso) and felt boots
(Valka brought it to the commission).
* Money sucker "Racket".
* Muslim edged board.
* Camouflage padded jacket with lining
from roofing felt.
* Matyuki - wholesale, for all occasions.
* Wooden ties with a pin-bump-
koy and a buckle clasp.
* Black and white TV "Rainbow".
* Boxing gloves made of swan fur
ha.
* Radiotelephone for the deaf.
* Refrigerator "Africa-8".
* Boots are soluble.
* The medicine "Dermokhrenolin" in a loaf
kah.
*A piano cabinet.
* Bicycle Desna-2 with handlebar Glanda-3.
* Pipeline "Urengoy-Pomary-Uzhgorod",
self-excavation
* Anti-acne acne injections.
* Kettle with one handle, two spouts
and three mouths. There are no eyes.
* TVs are black and white, red and blue,
yellow-blakite.
* New hard corner.
* End chair.
* Program-controlled washcloth.
* Chainsaw "Feud".
* Metal scarf.
* Cigarettes on tap.
* Prefabricated reinforced concrete house 7x10 m, 2
floors, 5 rooms, 3 roofs, 8 entrances (5 black
nykh, 2 white and 1 front), 3 entrances with tour-
Nickels and 6 with barriers. 17.5 windows with
view of the cellar, garage for 3 excavators,
behind the house there is a spiral runway
paper airplanes and sandbox
9x12 m, filled with gravel. The house collects-
for 3 generations.
* Knitting machine "Neva-DA" for knitting
niya sea knots.
* Spyglass drainpipe.
* Hearing aids (stereo, with equalization)
zero, subwoofer and the ability to repeat
heard).
* Varnished fins with high heels -
ke.
* Double coffin.
* German Shepherd puppies in rolls 15
sq.m.
* Home direction indicators (there are di-
cues).
* Wedding ring in the nose.
* Panties made from toilet paper.
* Chiseling machine "Woodpecker"
* Imported cigarettes with low frequency
filter and automatic nicotine injection
on to the lungs.
* Partyimported waste.
* Hair the color of a sunset on the island of Honshu
(min. batch 30 pcs).
* Donald window putty.
* Mink coat cut to zero.
* Bagel-gum made from natural Moscow-
go GUM.
* Color photo album "Leaning Tower of Pisa"
(chatter in peepers).
* Galvanized soft corner 1x1x1, with
packing of connecting rod bearings and main
Australian bearings.
* Officer's chrome boots with ski boots
fastening.
* Polyethylene raincoat for fishing
we beat the fur.
* Drum roll (in bags).
* Typewriter Yatran: Russian font
wide carriage, wide keys. Cool
thing, but the handwriting is terrible.
* Male, boxer, power 3-wire.
* Bayan for spare parts.
* Baby stroller "Malvina", children's
"Pinocchio" potty and "Papa Car" diapers
lo".
* Siphon and Trichopolum tablet for it.
* VERY soft corner "Prodavlinka".
* Piano Ukraine - 5 MB of memory.
* Baby bath with centrifuge.
* 3x5 inspection hole in the women's bathhouse.
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