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Punk #02

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                Selling:

   * Air conditioners “Last Breath”, providing
baking vacuum indoors in 8 seconds.
   * Toilet with direct flush into the flush tank
chock.
   * Gas chamber converted for
making meat pies.
   * Tea set "Chefir", coffee set
visa "Kefir", soup set "Excited", sha-
Shlychnitsa "Peklo"
   * 2-volume "Pearls of Folk Foolishness"
sti (and dirty tricks)."
   * Bicycle "Schoolboy", "Student", "As-
Pirant", "Dean".
   * Female incandescent coil.
   * New ear shell, white, porcelain
I howl.
   * Central Asian puppies, South Africa -
nsky, Far Moorish shepherd dogs, and so on
The same breed is Russian Blatnaya.
   * A cut of denim on high boots.
   * Flip-flops (Vietnam), Czechs (Czech Republic),
shaped burkas (Burkina Faso) and felt boots
(Valka brought it to the commission).
   * Money sucker "Racket".
   * Muslim edged board.
   * Camouflage padded jacket with lining
from roofing felt.
   * Matyuki - wholesale, for all occasions.
   * Wooden ties with a pin-bump-
koy and a buckle clasp.
   * Black and white TV "Rainbow".
   * Boxing gloves made of swan fur
ha.
   * Radiotelephone for the deaf.
   * Refrigerator "Africa-8".
   * Boots are soluble.
   * The medicine "Dermokhrenolin" in a loaf
kah.
   *A piano cabinet.
   * Bicycle Desna-2 with handlebar Glanda-3.
   * Pipeline "Urengoy-Pomary-Uzhgorod",
self-excavation
   * Anti-acne acne injections.
   * Kettle with one handle, two spouts
and three mouths. There are no eyes.
   * TVs are black and white, red and blue,
yellow-blakite.
   * New hard corner.
   * End chair.
   * Program-controlled washcloth.
   * Chainsaw "Feud".
   * Metal scarf.
   * Cigarettes on tap.
   * Prefabricated reinforced concrete house 7x10 m, 2
floors, 5 rooms, 3 roofs, 8 entrances (5 black
nykh, 2 white and 1 front), 3 entrances with tour-
Nickels and 6 with barriers. 17.5 windows with
view of the cellar, garage for 3 excavators,
behind the house there is a spiral runway
paper airplanes and sandbox
9x12 m, filled with gravel. The house collects-
for 3 generations.
   * Knitting machine "Neva-DA" for knitting
niya sea knots.
   * Spyglass drainpipe.
   * Hearing aids (stereo, with equalization)
zero, subwoofer and the ability to repeat
heard).
   * Varnished fins with high heels -
ke.
   * Double coffin.
   * German Shepherd puppies in rolls 15
sq.m.
   * Home direction indicators (there are di-
cues).
   * Wedding ring in the nose.
   * Panties made from toilet paper.
   * Chiseling machine "Woodpecker"
   * Imported cigarettes with low frequency
filter and automatic nicotine injection
on to the lungs.
   * Partyimported waste.
   * Hair the color of a sunset on the island of Honshu
(min. batch 30 pcs).
   * Donald window putty.
   * Mink coat cut to zero.
   * Bagel-gum made from natural Moscow-
go GUM.
   * Color photo album "Leaning Tower of Pisa"
(chatter in peepers).
   * Galvanized soft corner 1x1x1, with
packing of connecting rod bearings and main
Australian bearings.
   * Officer's chrome boots with ski boots
fastening.
   * Polyethylene raincoat for fishing
we beat the fur.
   * Drum roll (in bags).
   * Typewriter Yatran: Russian font
wide carriage, wide keys. Cool
thing, but the handwriting is terrible.
   * Male, boxer, power 3-wire.
   * Bayan for spare parts.
   * Baby stroller "Malvina", children's
"Pinocchio" potty and "Papa Car" diapers
lo".
   * Siphon and Trichopolum tablet for it.
   * VERY soft corner "Prodavlinka".
   * Piano Ukraine - 5 MB of memory.
   * Baby bath with centrifuge.
   * 3x5 inspection hole in the women's bathhouse.
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