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Evgeny Onegin
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My uncle has the most honest rules when not
I fell ill as a joke, I told the mare that way in the morning,
forked that the wiper could not pull it out.
His example to others is science: if there is between
legs are such a thing, don’t poke it in the mare’s butt,
otherwise you won’t be happy either. My uncle is the most
honest rules, and then he had a heart attack.
He made a will, only a quarter
had a blast. And this example to others is science, that
life is not life - sheer torment, all my life
you work, you save, and you don’t get enough to eat, and you don’t get enough
you eat. It seems that you have achieved everything, it’s time to...
put aside all worries, live in pleasure
chat, and make jokes, and make jokes... But no
prepares again to rock his last hard
lesson. So, fucked up comes to my uncle - forever
goodbye vodka, whores. And my thoughts are gloomy
he lies immersed on his deathbed.
And at this sad hour, to the village
rushing like a whirlwind towards my uncle, with a greedy mouth for the throat -
kuprinik, heir to all his savings books.
Nephew, his name is Evgeniy. He, without having
savings, served in some position and
lived by the graces of his uncle. Evgeniya dear father
He was some kind of important rank. At least carefully
I grabbed it in moderation and didn’t like to spend a lot, but
after all, one day I got carried away, it came up that
what happened and what didn’t, as they say, dad got stuck
and buzzed for ten years. And being in years
elderly, unable to bear the excitementthem into one
I got sick for a week, went to take a shit and died.
Mom didn’t suffer for a long time, she’s such a woman
shina people.
“I’m not old yet,” she said, “I want to live.”
I want to fuck everything in my mouth.
And with that she let her son go. He's alone
lives for two years. Evgeniy was practical with
childhood, I didn’t spend my meager inheritance
he is on trifles, he adds nickels to nickels
was a great economist, that is, he knew how to judge
about why everyone drinks here and there, at least the prices
we are all growing up... He loved to tulle, and in
I didn’t know any measure or number about this. Friends to
they called out to him wherever he was, and his penis was like that of
donkey I used to dance at a ball, embarrassed
had to run: his tights pressure dick
I couldn't hold it back. And okay, if only
everything went off without noise, without fighting, without trouble. A
I got it, you idiot, for women more than once already
cunts. But everything was of no use, only
barely acclimatizes, and well, shove it with your baby
everyone, be it a girl or a widow.
We all fuck a little, and somewhere,
and somehow. So fuck it, thank God
It’s easy for us to shine. But don’t save it
the seed is harmful; member towards us with one end
grew up Moreover, at any time it’s like this
there is increased demand for it. But sha, I think I'm ready
I screwed up, I ask for your forgiveness. And to uncle, what
I'm the only one left to come with you. Ah,
we were a little late, the old man was already in the
thought... So peace be upon him, and glory to God that he finished
I scribbled some shit. Here comes the heir
dashingly, like a blonde Georgian.Let's go
We will go out quietly, let only one remain.
Well, while we have time, let's talk
topic of the day. So what was I talking about about the seed?
I forgot, but this is all bullshit. That's not the point of being evil
The reason is bad, we men suffer from women.
What's the use of women? One pussy, and one pussy
not without knowing. And so not only in Rus', in
ask any country about that. Where are the women?
zhut: to be in trouble. Shershe la femme - search in
pussy. From a woman there is swearing, drinking, fighting, but
You'll just put her in cancer. The end of it crossed
you will forgive, you will forget everything, you will forgive everything...
Yes, just press your penis to your leg, and that’s it
tulmont ege. What if there’s also a blowjob, and what if...
But no, this time will come. And now we
Onegin is waiting.
But here the mocking reader may tell me
the question will ask:
- You and your woman were lying in bed yourself?! Il
maybe you're a homosexual?
I will send him without anger and without fear
fucking ligent. If he is smart, he will understand me,
and if not, let him go. I love it myself
what to hide, with a good woman in bed.
But a woman remains a woman, even though she is like God
fucks.
The village where Evgeniy was bored was beautiful
red corner. On the first day he was without reason
I dragged the peasant into the bushes. And, pre-
having sung there in a hurry, he calmly left
bush. He looked around his estate, kissed and
said: “Beauty!”
In his neighborhood at this time there is another
the landowner lived. But he is such a time for women,
like our Evgeniy, he didn’t give it. The neighbor's name was
Vladimir Lensky,the capital was - not wood
Viennese Handsome, in full bloom, but
I also had my greetings. Worse women, worse
vodka; God forbid we find such a find. Which
this dashing eagle found himself in thieves' Moscow
He, having escaped the depravities of the century, was drawn into
debauchery is different: his soul was warmed by narcotics
ticks in a crazy stream. Vova started to understand
leg, but he was a nice guy, by God. And on
nature's quiet bosom came in very handy.
After all, our Onegin at this time from fucking is hour-
he was exhausted. He lay alone, with the curtain drawn, and
I couldn’t even look at the women. Habits with children
without being idle for a long time.
He found another idea, and began to firmly
have a beer Well, there's no harm in drinking in moderation,
but our hero was drunk until dawn. From the pistol
summer in the ace thrashed and like a camel in the desert
drank
Oh, guilt! Guilt! How long have you served the idol?
scrap for me too. I drank in a row: nectar, shit,
and I thought the truth was in the wine. Didn't find her there
as long as you drink and no matter how much you drink, it’s all in vain. Pu-
Skye isn't hiding, you bastard, I'll find you if I-
whoa she is!
Onegin and Lensky became friends. During the hours
blizzard winter blizzard, a long time by the fire
they drink liqueurs and fuck for their lives. But here
Onegin notices that Lensky somehow answered
answers all the questions inappropriately, and even more quickly
He’s glad to get away and barely drinks anymore. Followed
Let's steal their words.
-Where are you going, Vladimir?
- Oh yes, Evgeny, I have to go.
- Wait, who do you spend time with?
Tell me, have you already found it?hole?
- You guessed right, but only, only...
- Well, sheramyga, well, people! What's the name of the guy?
this whirlwind? Olga ? What, it doesn’t?! How not
gives ? You know, it’s not right, brother, you’re asking...
sew! Wait, you won't leave me, will you? Not
piss, let's get our way. Tell me is there more
alone?
- Olga’s dear sister...
- Take me!
-Are you kidding?
- No, you will play this one, I will play this one...
So, can I get ready?
And now my friends are rushing nearby. But this
day my friends didn't get a damn. For use
the key to the treat. And having asked early for a simpler-
Nya, they're flying home for a long, short time... We them
Let's listen stealthily:
- Well, what about the Larins?
- Bullshit! It was in vain that you raised me. Fuck
I won't be there for anyone. I advise you Tatya-
well.
- Why so?
- My dear friend Vova! Baba you understand
sucks. Once upon a time, in previous years, I also tore
everyone, it would be a pussy. Over the years the heat fades away
blood, now I fuck only for love.
Vladimir answered dryly, and then all
the path was silent. Came home, took a dose,
shirked, sat down and became sad... With one hand
wrote poetry, the other one jerked his dick furiously
Meanwhile, two fuckers appear at the Larins
the women were so impressed that
The sisters' pussy was cramped. And so, she was called Ta-
Tiana: chest, legs, ass - without a flaw. And
these legs are not yet a happy captivity of men
was in charge of the member. Do you think she didn't want to pop?
try to finish? I wanted it so much that I was sweating
and her face changed. But still,despite
I was well-mannered for this. Novels about
love read, looked for them, lowered them in a dream,
and took strict care of my virginity...
Tanya can’t sleep, the enemy doesn’t sleep, love
the heat embraces her.
- Oh, nanny, nanny, I can’t, open the window -
but, light a candle!
- What are you, child?
- I want dick, I want Onegin soon! Ta-
Tiana got up early this morning, pussy hit the bench
scratched it and sat down by the window to flog it like Bobik
The bug will be attracted. And Bobik is scalding the bug
cancer! What are they afraid of, dogs? Only ve-
the grater rustles in the leaves, and then look - and he
in a hurry. And Tanya thinks in excitement: “How is this
Bobik will not get tired of working at these speeds -
yah?". So we have to visit, or
the forest floor to push someone without warning
Lyadki. Bobik finished, Zhuchka got off and
he rushed off into the forest with her. Tatiana
There is only one window left, full of bitter thoughts.
And what about Onegin?! For a hangover, use brine
drank a whole jug (there is no better product, right
friends?) and smokes a trampled idiot.
Oh damn, bulls, cigarette butts! Sometimes you are weak
more cigarettes! We don't value you, idiots.
and we appreciate you when you are not there. There's shit in my mouth
I want to smoke, but I only have a little money. And
suddenly in the corner he finds someone half-crushed -
damn bull! And the cries of joy rightly come from
the breath of the suffering is heard. I sing honor, I sing
Glory to you, bulls, cigarette butts, idiots!..
He asks for another jug of brine, and here is a letter
The maid brings it in. He printed it out, read it,
instant end in pantsgot up. Not myself
For a long time Zhenya was tormented by painful thoughts, and
again, since he was bored with peace, wine in
the blood began to play. In Tatyana's dreams he
presented it, and staged it this way and that - re-
sewed: “This evening I’ll tear off this Tatyana!”
The day flew by like a single moment, and here is Onegin
already going, as agreed, to the ancient park
- Tatyana is waiting!!! They were silent for two minutes,
thought Zhenya: “Well, hold on!” He said to her:
"Did you write to me?" And he barked at her: “Well, lo-
live!!!" Nut, mighty and harsh, bashfully
he took away the branches when Onegin’s member was crimson
freed me from the captivity of my trousers. From Onegin's caresses
Tatiana was careless and delirious. rustling-
We take on snow-white dresses, and, after groaning,
inevitable - shed her innocence.
Well, innocence is, brothers, truly
both laughter and sin. Although, if we look deeper
Yes, you have to crack it to eat the nut. But
here you will excuse me, I have been chewed up, believe me,
as much as I could. Now excuse me and forgive me
the hymen is no longer brittle.
But while we're fooling around here, Onegin
Tanya got pounded. And we will have to, together with
We’d rather hurry to the ball. Oh, it's been a long time since the ball
already in full swing, a couple is huddled in the living room
couple And the men's dicks are all tense on the women
everyone except their personal wives. Well, exemplary su-
springs, in retaliation for the marriage ring, circling
with a partner in the ballroom circle, to someone else’s cha-
are about to end. In the next room, look:
above the tablecloth there is green sika, and behind the curtain
in the corner they are fucking someone on the floor.Lackeys are fast
scurrying around in the billiard room - they’re already vomiting, there
bottle caps are popping... Tatyana, after-
Le fucking, went upstairs quietly,
I dug the door and lay down. Ev runs to the toilet
a genius right away, he had a tired fashion behind him
There is a shower to take off, which is not harmful to us
adopt. Then Evgeny rushes to the table, and,
something must happen, Vladimir and Ol-
goy at the table, and the member, of course, with a stake.
He walks towards them with a decorous gait, kisses their hand
it's easy for her.
- Hello, Vova, old friend. Jeve
lam bree! A glass of cleco!
A bottle of Cleko first, then a bison
ku, hvanchkar. And an hour later it was already pumping another
Zey like leaves in the wind. Oh, for a bottle
“Special”, Onegin, spitting his caviar upward, called
Vladimir is a bastard, and Olga is old
hole. Vladimir vomited a little something
began to yell in the heat of the moment. But I furrowed my brow
strictly, Evgeniy asked:
- For fucking?
He said to the owner who was running nearby:
- Go ahead, assholes!
I accidentally caught Olga's gaze and took off
decided to take off her panties. The guests came running; our
caroused so that the crowd would not approach, pocket-
he pulled out a pistol, the crowd instantly froze
but next And he is handsome, powerful and brave, between her
I drank a glass. Then I broke the mirrors a little,
burned the sofa with a cigar, left the house, screaming
zero: “Proshka!”, and through the snoring:
- Go home, idiot!
A blizzard whirlwind swirls in the darkness,
The window is shining. Vladimir Lensky
goes to bed, even though it’s time to sleepfor a long time. He's in
my half-drunk head was busy with one thought
and under a blizzard hurricane, dueling cleared
your revolver.
- Onegin, bitch, whore, infection, bastard,
fagot and shit. As soon as the sun comes out - tear-
immediately, duel to the death. It's decided!
The sun rose with a red stick, in its mouth with
hangover shame and disgrace. Onegin stood up,
I dug the fuck up and drank 200 grams of vodka. Calling.
The servant runs up to him, shirt, tie,
sits, ties a black bow around his neck... Door
wide open - the second enters. I won't come
lead words. Without giving him pussy, I barely said
Hall Onegin that will come.
- Let the bitch wait at the mill!
The clearing is covered with white snow. Yes, everything is here
it will be sewn and covered.
“My second,” said Evgeny, “here
he is my friend, Monsieur Chartreuse.
And so friends without reasoning become
between the birches
- Make peace? Fuck these things!!! revolvers
I ask you to take it in your hands!
Onegin silently threw off the blanket and also picked up
gun. He looks at the enemy through the front sight.
Vladinir also raised his gun and not anywhere...
Hey, he's pointing a gun at his eye, you fagot. Evge-
The thought was enough, the thought flashed: “Kill-
no, you idiot! Well, wait, my friend, give it time!”
And he pulled the trigger first. Vladimir fell.
The look is already cloudy, as if full of sweets
geez. And after a minute's pause:
- Fucked up! - said Monsieur Chartreuse.
What can you do, you don’t know women’s nature?
only one knew... It must be Lensky. After all
Not even a year has passed, and Olga is no longer the same
fuck.I’ll make a reservation, the other one became a husband, but not
about that, friends, we are pushing. Mother kept saying, and
Those words did not go unanswered. And so,
the carriage is harnessed, and ahead is Moscow, Mos-
qua...
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