Humor - How foreigners become drunkards.

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║ How foreigners drink too much :))  ║
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    Once upon a time, a businessman from the glorious Siberian
city (I don’t remember which one, because this story was told to me a hundred years ago)
ago), I decided to order new glass for my store window -
zina, because unfortunately for him the locals are right opposite
the boys set up a kind of sports ground for themselves, and constantly
They broke the glass windows with a ball or something else.

 The ordered glasses were very expensive, as they were made in
America, they were tinted and not to say that they were bulletproof
washed, but they could easily withstand the blow of a stone. Moreover, the
they had to be poured using a special technology, so due to
border, along with the glass, a Nenashensky specialist arrived, something
I would like to monitor the installation.

 And everything would be fine, but only when the display cases were ordered,
accidentally made the wrong size and made the glass about half a meter
higher than necessary.

 The eternal question arose: what to do? They asked their specialist
Alista.  He looked, tried it on, groaned and said that there was nothing
you can't help it, you'll have to take special cutting equipment from the factory to Siberiaequipment, since without it it is impossible to cut glass -
Xia possible.

 This is how a foreign specialist lingered in the Siberian
town for a while, because there was no need to wait
less than a month. It must be said that he was a non-drinker and non-drinker.
By the way, he was active in sports, he ran around every morning.
pyr of the hotel in which he lived, and ran to the place of the upcoming work
bots, check how his glass is doing.

 And then one day he runs into the hangar, where the glass lies, and sees
a picture that makes his hair stand on end and his lower jaw
falls somewhere to the level of the stomach.

 Local workers, tired of waiting for a special cutter, the day before
after drinking strong drinks we decided to try it ourselves
cut cursed glass.

 This is what our foreigner saw. Right on the glass, belly down
A Siberian lies in a padded jacket and holds an ordinary glass cutter in his hands.
Another Siberian sits on his arms as a load. Two other
They pull the first one by the legs along the intended cut. But this
did not astound the specialist as much as the fact that the thick ykpen-
The glass was CUTTED!

 This circumstance finally finished off our hero, and he sat down
onto the floor, sliding along the wall. And special cutting equipment
tionI had to send it back - it was not useful.

P.S.  They say that after that incident the foreigner began to drink. And
      I quit playing sports. Like this.

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