Humor - The theory of hunting wild elephants in the Sahara Desert.

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║ Theory of hunting.         ║
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For the sake of simplicity, we will limit ourselves to considering hunting, only in di-
many elephants, which, as is known, live in the Sahara Desert. List-
The methods below can be easily modified and applied
to other animals living in other parts of the world.

1. MATHEMATICAL METHODS

1. Inverse geometry method. Place at a given point in the desert
  cage, we enter it and lock it from the inside. We perform an inversion
  space in relation to the cell. Now the elephant is inside the cage
  , and we are outside.

2.Method of projective geometry. Without loss of generality we can
  consider the desert as a plane. We project the plane onto
  line, and the line to a point located inside the cell. Elephant
  is pointed to the same point.

3. Bolzano-Weierstrass method. We cut through the desert with a line, passing -
  cabbage soup from north to south. The elephant is either in the eastern part,
  or in the western. Let's assume in the western. We cut it with a line
  going from west to east, etc. We continue this process until
  infinity, erecting a strong lattice after each step
  along the boundary line. Squareconsistently receive
  areas tends to zero, so the elephant eventually
  turns out to be surrounded by a lattice of arbitrarily small sizes.

4.Topological method. Let's convert the sugar desert into four-dimensional
  space.  According to the basics of topology, in this space
  it is possible to carry out such a deformation that upon returning to three-dimensional
  In this space, the elephant will be tied in a knot. In such a co-
  he is helpless.

2. METHODS OF THEORETICAL PHYSICS.

1.Dirac method. Note that all wild elephants in the Sahara Desert are
  are unobservable quantities. From here it is obvious
  it follows that all observed elephants in the Sahara Desert
  new. We provide the reader with the capture of a tame elephant as a sa-
  independent task.

2. Schrödinger method. In any case, there is a positive
  the probability from zero that the elephant itself will end up in the cage. Si-
  wait and see.

3. METHODS OF EXPERIMENTAL PHYSICS.

1.Thermodynamic.   Through the desert we will stretch a semi-permeable
  a membrane that allows everything through except elephants.

2.Activation method. Let's irradiate the desert with slow neutrons. Inside
  the elephant will be induced with radioactivity, and it will begin to disintegrate
  give in. If you wait long enough, the elephant will not be able to provide
  no resistance.