Humor - That is true.

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 1. Anyone who considers himself indispensable, let him stick his finger in
    water and see what hole remains if you take it out.

 2. Physical meaning of one tenth of a second - a period of time
    between the traffic light turning green and the rear horn honking
    standing car.

 3. Nothing brings people together like something stupid said at the same time.
    post.

 4. How much can you accomplish if you leave work early?

 5. The less you think, the more like-minded people there are.

 6. You shouldn’t be offended by the truth, it’s better to take revenge in kind.

 7. Education - the ability to pass off other people's thoughts as your own.

 8. Anesthesia is a means with which the doctor gets rid of consciousness
    Comfort of the patient during surgery.

 9. Poles cause damage to your car only as a matter of self-
    defense!

10. If you go quickly, they will carry you slowly.

11. This is not the place for you - here you will quickly wean yourself from vodka drinking -
    to violate and disgracefully.

12. At the command “CLUTCH” it becomes dark.

13. A patrol vehicle is sent forward at visual distance
    memory.

14. The signal to attack is three green whistles.

15. Dig a trench from me until lunch.

16. Tanks are advancingin small groups of two or three people.

17. Our occupation is not worth a penny.

18. It’s like in a war - they killed the commander, took another’s machine gun.

19. You live like pigs in a den.

20. Sergeant! Your orderly doesn't have a haircut and hangs by his ears.

21. Short dashes from me to the next oak tree.

22. If you don’t like these fees, we’ll arrange more for you.

23. The battalion commander does not walk, he takes a GAZ-69 with him
    or deputy tech.

24. You lead a life like a groundhog, fellow cadets!

25. Boots should be cleaned in the evening and put on fresh shoes in the morning.
    fishing

26. Are you cadets or where?

27. Now I will sort it out properly and punish anyone.

28. After the end of the shooting, combat and training cartridges must be
    restored to their original condition.

29. Tomorrow we have classes on VAP. Dress code: no weapons.

30. Report the presence of people! Those who don't do everything will be punished.

31. Either you stop smoking or one of two things.

32. When a cadet is called, he must stand up and blush.

33. Each cadet must be either rewarded or punished.

34. In the next lesson there will be some increase in content
    scope of work.

35. That you swear like little children.

36. Look at me! Where I am normal, and where I am merciless.

37. How you line up! Run one by one.

38. You can’t break everything, you have to sit on something.

39. The value of sine in wartime can reach four.40. What form are you in, comrade cadet? There's a whole major in front of you
    worth it.

 To be continued...