Genesis Project - from corporate correspondence.

 Genesis Project               
 (from corporate correspondence)       
                                         
 General Director Jehovah         
  from the head of marketing           
  Gabriel's department                        
                                         
  Research carried out by our department
within the framework of the Genesis project, showed that
the best prospects on the market have systems
themes with the following configuration:             
 Planet: 1 pc.                       
    Radius: 3000 km                      
    Gravity: 0.5g                   
    Land/water ratio: 1:1           
    Temperature: +24                     
    Atmosphere: oxygen                  
    Seas: npech. water                    
    Rivers: milk, honey                    
    Fauna: herbivore                    
    Periphery:                           
      luminaries 2 pcs. (day/night),         
 speed: 0.0007 RPM (1 rpm)    
                                         
"Send to the strategic planning department
planning for the preparation of technical specifications -              
Jehovah"
 General Director Jehovah         
  from the head of the strategic department   
  Mikhail's planning                   
                                         
  In order to reduce the cost of the system
I propose to power both lights from one
source of energy, and replace oxygen
nitrogen.                                  
                                         
"At least 50% of the oxygen must be left, a
then the user will suffocate -             
beg. dept. testing
                   and technical support Rafail"
                                         
"25% is enough -  Jehovah"
                                         
 General Director Jehovah         
  from the head of the systems engineering department    
  Lucifer                               
                                         
  During the work on the Genesis project (stage
"Let there be light"), the following works have been identified -
Disclaimer: we do not have a compact source
uninterrupted light source with distribution
litel for two luminaries.  I propose to restore
use standard source type
"red dwarf", a as a night star
luminaries apply a mirror."Better than a yellow dwarf." At cost
it's not much more, but it looks great
more impressive -                      
beg.  market  department
                                 Gabriel"
                                         
"This is a server source. Why does it need-
wives to the user of a single planet? -    
Lucifer"
                                         
"What the user needs and what he doesn't need is
The advertising department will explain - Gabriel"
                                         
"Lucifer, attend to your matters
competencies. I confirm "yellow dwarf" - 
                           Jehovah"
                                         
"By the way, with the brightness that yellow gives
dwarf, you can put a mirror instead
ordinary planetoid - Mikhail"
                                         
"I agree - Jehovah"
                                         
 General Director Jehovahfrom the head of the systems engineering department    
  Lucifer                               
                                         
  After making changes to the technical specifications, problems arose
the following difficulties:                     
  mass of the source of uninterrupted luminescence
much exceeds the mass of the planet, subsequently
cause of which the source refuses to rotate -
around the planet. Instead the planet
revolves around the source.  In addition,
due to the power of the source, an increase in
persistent temperature rise above the indicated
included in the technical specifications (by about 2 orders of magnitude). If
increase the distance to the source,
The dimensions of the system will significantly increase.      
                                         
"Dimensions are even prestigious, but
rotation of the planet around the peripheral
triples may cause the user
feeling of inferiority. Maybe we can change it
gravitational constant? - Gabriel"
                                         
"If you change the gravitational constant,
there will be compatibility problems -    
Mikhail"
                                         
"What difference does it make to the user what-
Why is the circle spinning? Let the advertising department
will come up with some theory regarding
things - Jehovah"
                                         
 General Director Jehovah         
  from the head of the systems engineering department    
  Lucifer                               
                                         
  After increasing the orbital radius, attempts
accelerate the planet to the speed specified in the technical specifications
growth lead to the collapse of the system (planet
flies into space). By the way, with the night light
It's the same story.                     
                                         
"It doesn't matter what happens in the system - what matters is
but what does the user see? Why not
make the planet revolve around itself
axles? Then it will seem to the user
that the sun and moon revolve around her with
frequency specified in the technical specifications - Gabriel"
                                         
"Isn't our user packycut? -       
                              Jehovah"
                                         
"If packycut, the project by then
will be completed a long time ago -  Gabriel"
                                         
"I agree -  Jehovah"
                                         
 General Director Jehovah         
  from the head of the testing department      
  and Raphael's technical support                 
                                         
  Initial testing of the system revealed
the following defects:                       
1) Steady overheating is observed       
2) The axis of rotation deviated by 33 degrees.
 from the vertical, as a result of which arose
 cyclical temperature anomalies        
3) The carrying capacity of the rivers is not adequate
there is a design                         
4) There is no herbivorous fauna          
5) The orbit is unstable, the planet has a shadow
tendency to fall in the sun               
                                         
 General Director Jehovah         
 from the head of the systems engineering department    
  Lucifer                               
                                         
1) What did you want with this ratio?
land/water?  For optimal cooling
you need somewhere around 1:3 - 1:4.                  
2) We are working on it                  
3) Because milk turns sour and honey sours
is being harrassed                               
4) The herbivorous fauna needs grass, but it doesn’t
grows in such heat and without water. OfferedI'm planning to put water on the rivers, this will also
can solve problem 3.                 
5) As a gravitational npotubobeca
we will launch another one into outer orbit
planet.                                 
                                         
“There’s nowhere to squeeze the land, so we’ll have to
increase the area of the seas. And this is growth
volume and gravity. Yes, even an extra pla-
nope... -  Mikhail"
                                         
"Nothing, the user will tolerate it. Extra
We’ll design the planet as a feature. And here is the milk and
We have already announced honey. At least in the most
noticeable rivers should be left -  Gabriel"
                                         
"I remind you that deadlines are running out, and you
the horse was not yet lying down. By the way, designers before
still have not presented the horse project, everything is with
messing around with dinosaurs. Who needs these dinos?
saurs? -  Jehovah"
                                         
"Actually, the user loves dinosaurs
- Gabriel"
                                         
"Okay, but there should also be a horse -  Jehovah"
 General Director Jehovah         
  from the head of the testing department      
  and Raphael's technical support                 
                                         
1) In addition to unresolved problems with the axle,
neta now tends to fly away
space.                                  
2) There is no herbivorous fauna again.           
                                         
 General Director Jehovah         
  from the head of the systems engineering department    
  Lucifer                               
                                         
1) Let's make another counterweight, now at
inner orbit.                       
2) And the fauna multiplied, devoured all the food
wow and died                           
                                         
"How many total counterweights do you need? -  
                                Mikhail"
                                         
"In general, after calibration work, the
it was possible to stabilize the system at nine - 
                               Lucifer"
                                         
"Did I understand correctly? Instead of one planet
the user will receive 9?! -  Jehovah"
                                         
"So what? 8 of them are still unusable
for life - Lucifer"
                                         
"What about the size of the system? -  Jehovah"
                                         
“And the user doesn’t even need to know them.
Half of these planets without a telescope and not
you'll see. I propose to supplement the "Guide"
user" 11th commandment: "Do not invent
Thai telescope" - Gabriel"
                                         
"Don't. Then they will definitely invent it -
                               Jehovah"
                                         
"By the way, after increasing the orbital radius
the brightness of the night star fell below about
project minimum.  I suggest installing
put a mirror in its place -  Rafail"
                                         
"Where were you before?  We're just
balanced the system! Do you want to reschedule everything?
ctpaubatb again?! - Lucifer"
"No more! Until the project is delivered, there is
elk for six days. Lucifer, or you will force-
make it all work, or I'll transfer you from
demotion! -  Jehovah"
                                         
 General Director Jehovah         
  from the head of the systems engineering department    
  Lucifer                               
                                         
  And it’s my fault that they didn’t immediately give me normal
small technical specifications? In general, yes.  Axis tilt
will have to leave it as it is.  At least
at least in the Garden of Eden it will be +24, and if
the user will go somewhere else, it’s his
problems. We didn’t have time to finish the dinosaurs.
we will, but we will make horses.                  
Nothing came of it with milk and honey, let it go
whether there is water in the rivers, it is true that it carries
sea salt. To prevent herbivores from getting fat
all resources, we have released a patch in the form
predators, but give them a program that is different
The user's gains from mining are no longer successful.
we Well, in general, it will work somehow
det.                                     
                                         
"And that's good - Jehovah"
                                         
                            (C) YuN, 2002
                             Submitted by
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