Erosphere - several works by Les Podervyansky.

 Hello! We present to your attention a range of
works that have already become classics in
of its own kind. It's about doing well
a famous person in Ukraine, his name is
Les Podervyansky. Works and their titles
speak for themselves. I just want to note
Here are some important points:           
 1) If you don’t speak Ukrainian very well,
don’t be embarrassed and believe me: you are already
you will understand everything; some words are not at all
need translation.                    
 2) In the works of Les Podervyansky
statements are quite common
strong nationalistic overtones. I'm asking
Don't forget that this is still humor!      
 3) I present only a small part
works, for purely informational purposes. All
the rest, including MRZ, you can
find on the website:                          
 http://www.doslidy.kiev.ua         
 Have fun reading!                
                                         
 Les Podervyansky.                
 Fucked up                             
                                         
 Diyovi individuals                       
                                         
Magarich, mitets.                         
Omelyan Kosopizd,artist.                 
Khariton Uyobishchenko, artist.              
Nazap Syvukha, artist.                    
Alfped Zolupenko, artist.               
Luda, barohha ppovidnytsia, kotpy bci above-
 the mentioned artists are sometimes referred to as a
 sometimes yes                              
Havpyusha Obizyanov, engineer.               
Stepan Cpaka, chief engineer.           
Shloma Gomelsky, scientist.            
Roger Hopodi, a French bourgeois
 Zionist                              
Prophet Samuel, an old Jew.               
                                         
 Action first.                        
                                         
 A passenger car is on the stage. For two
On the side of the car, the inscription E=MS^2. Write a little below
sano: "Nothing disappears anywhere and from nowhere
don't fight", signature: Lomonosov. Even lower
an obscene obituary was written. Two hundred
pahho closed and blocked by fire, because of
muffled voices are heard from the door.           
                                         
The first voice. And just imagine, - this mu-
 the matter goes away and you stay with her
 the two of you, and you have nothing in your hands
 of the old deviant koputa.             
Second voice. From this place, please
 with subplots, Alfpede Yukhymovich.       
The first voice. First of all, you live in
 putoThe fifth voice. It is wild, Alfped Juhy-
 movich                                  
The fourth voice. Shut up, don't piss, listen
 what a smart person says.                 
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich.  I repeat again
 once for the narrow-minded: you sleep in the kopu-
 then, dear, a notim put ii there
 with both feet.                           
Second voice (hoarsely). What do I wear?        
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich.  of course hi
 Mr. Cibyxa, - girl!               
The fifth voice. That! Why such bullshit po-
 beat - and came from behind and pushed!    
The fourth voice. That's you, Kosopisd pepany,
 instead of farting a lot, I would study in the old
 other people.                              
The fifth voice. That's me!                  
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich.  Special
 clarification for children of nature - urine aktibi-
 zipuet eporehhue zone in women on p`ya-
 tach                                    
Kosopyzda's voice. Tyu, what kind of zone, damn it,
 when she still dreams every night.
The fourth voice. Don't fuck, let me
 xatb!                                   
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich. Fuck Tantra!
The voice of Nazar Sivukha. I'm begging you, don't
 Take care, dear Alfpede Yukhymovich. 
Alfped Yukhymovich's voice.  I emphasize
 your bhimahie, gentlemen, is a woman npi
 this applies to the state of ctateboro
 excitementThe voice of Nazar Sivukha. As you said, Alf-
 Is Yukhymovich going? Drown it.               
Alfped Yukhymovich.  "Ctateboro Excitement",
 glasses cunt And at this very moment, gentlemen,
 you with the index and ring fingers hama-
 feel the popliteal fossa in hei and start
 ii to lick, all the time raising the tongue
 higher, higher and higher...                
The fifth voice.  And so to camoi shit!  Ha-
 ha-ha-ha!                               
                                         
  B barohi appears to be an animal perit.   
                                         
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich.  It was at this moment
 Linu, my friend, you have been coming for a long time
 Expected performance.                         
The voice of Nazar Sivukha. And if it doesn't come,
 Alfpede Yukhymovich? What does Toda do?      
Voice of Omelyan Kospyzd.  Then we need water
 drain!                                
                                         
  Enter Lyuda, dressed in a train
with a thread, in the hands of the man is a tray with a snake. Bo-
on pazpuchue dpit on the door, vydchynyae ix
and disappears into the dark mouth of the freight car. 
                                         
The voice of Omelyan Kospyzd.  How many of you
 you can wait, whore!                     
The voice of Xaputoha Uyobishchenka. Pasta again
 damn it!                                  
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich. And they thought it was not-
 ma?                                     
The voice of Nazar Sivukha. She is nothey, you -
 chuchundpa! The Magician's voice chattered.        
                                         
  For some time, only a chav leaves the car
heating, ctykit of aluminum beds and sup-
ka Omelyana Kosopyzda "Let's have compote
fuck!". A little later we hear a lustful voice
sok Nazar Sivukha - "Luda, are you ready?",
and some mysterious whispering.  For a few
minutes Luda gets out of the freight car,
the money is neatly folded in a durable
hehi aluminum sinks. She poppavlyae
hairstyle, put on a foam beret and
I hear a knock on the door. From the freight car I heard
you, as someone full of purhyb and cheerful perit.
From ycboro it is clear that its inhabitants live-
it's nice and fun. Enter Havpyusha Obizya-
nov and Stepan Cpaka, immersed in cboi ih-
Women's folders and accounts. They are screwed
and complex.                       
                                         
Havpyusha Obizyanov. According to our data, if
 construction won't get started now - it will
 Obligatory to get fucked in hactynhomy
 quarters                               
Stepan Cpaka (scared). And what then was
 det, Havpyusha?                           
Havpyusha Obizyanov (spitting).  Tupma on
 fuck!                                    
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich. That's right, friends
 moi, if you treat a woman correctly-
 sia, then she becomes no longer a woman, a
 symphony of this, how ego...Magapich's voice. Bpamsa!                  
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich. B cunt Bpamsa!
 That's how he got into a puddle!        
                                         
  From the carriage, you can hear someone purring again.
and the voice of Omelyan Kospyzd - "Makapo-
damn it!"                               
                                         
Stepan Cpaka (whispers). Where is the thrill of fishing?
 damn!                                   
Havpyusha Obizyanov (to Lyuda). Who is there in the
 huh?                                     
Luda Mitsi.                             
Havpyusha Obizyanov. What artists?             
Luda It's late. One with a bopod, one beaten,
 two more from bycamu, and one bespectacled boy
 more                                   
Stepan Cpaka. And what are they doing?         
Luda And macaroni is here! On Saturday and Sunday
 instead of compote - koxbe
 tach                                    
Havpyusha Obizyanov. And the bacillus?              
Luda Bacillus was given earlier, now hi.      
Stepan Cpaka (writing). It's all the same - zae-
 fuck life! (To People). Fuck you, fucker!
Luda Or maybe it is not necessary - they will fight
 blow!                                   
Stepan Cpaka. That's one dick - once we live!
 Ah life is fucking!                       
                                         
  Stepan Cpaka and Havpyusha Obizyanov by storm
the wagon runs, but the pussies are immediately taken away
and withdrawback. Havpyusha feels blan-
and in fashion: "Teppopuctu xyebi!"         
                                         
Stepan Cpaka. Let it go! We are not anymore
 we will!                                 
Magapich's voice. I see you don't have enough pussy
 to get - you still want to fuck you
 weebly! Close the door - it sucks!          
Stepan Cpaka. Guys, fuck wherever you want
 tiku nyctitb - I'll go to bed buhocutb, damn it
 I will!                                   
The voice of Xaputoha Uyobishchenka.  What, you can
 let's go, guys - it, engineer, like tsu-
 ценята - skakuchit, then it's so fun po-
 fight, and suddenly - we will suppress and shout
 damn it!                             
Alfped Zalupenko.  That's right guys -
 let it slide                             
Omelyan Kospyzd. A man is a friend to a man,
 comrade and brother                         
                                         
  Havpyusha Obizyanov and Stepan Cpaka zala-
son-in-law to the freight car and disappear into the ni-
tbmi. Lyuda again closes the door to work. 
                                         
Magapich's voice. And you, whore, how else-
 if you let anything go - I'll screw you up because of shit
 ku bupby!                               
                                         
  Lyuda leaves, clinking dishes.    
                                         
Alfped Yukhymovich's voice. What are we looking for?
 kickedgentlemen                      
Behind Syvukha. On the Bpamsa symphony.        
Alfped Yukhymovich. B cunt Bpamsa! you pa-
 not Syvyukha, better listen carefully and carefully
 go to the reader, because you are still a fool
 you don't know life! Yesterday, after dinner,
 some fool called you - like this and that,
 drop everything - come out and see! So what are you
 beat? - Everyone fell silent as if mad
 and let's go to the door, don't wear glasses
 beat! It's so good that I have a syringe
 ready Here you are, Kosopizde. So that you
 did they beat Mr. Sivukha?           
The voice of Omelyan Kospyzd. But I would kill him! 
Alfped Yukhymovich. Have you heard, Mr. Sivuha?  Sho
 not clear?                                 
Stepan Cpaka (probably). And what do you have in
 ampoules for a syringe?                      
Alfped Yukhymovich (demonstrating his com-
 unscrupulousness). Why not say? I will say: in
 one ampoule - beaver seed extract, v
 the second - all kinds of immunodepressants.    
Stepan Cpaka (delighted). What people!  Hav-
 pyusha, what people! And we will live our whole lives
 like kpotu, like that fly we fly.        
                                         
  They approached the car a few minutes ago
Shlyoma Gomelsky is a scientist, and from
listens to a conversation that is
it flows in its usual way.      
                                         
Alfped Yukhymovich. Or take such a thing
 like dancing Right now, every asshole is on his ownto myself
 dances, with hands and feet maxae, cnotie
 the whole, and in the event that the inflammation
 rehib cxonutb. Meanwhile, male nit -
 that is a valuable cupobuha. So, use your hands instead
 wave, take a handkerchief and hold it under you
 arm and dance so that you sweat well
 pposyak                                 
Magapich's voice. Hee-hee! That's crazy!     
Alfped Yukhymovich. How well pposakne -
 Now I have only one mapmiza butpu and count
 it's a hat.                           
Kosopyzda's voice. That! And what is this bullshit for?  
Alfped Yukhymovich. She sniffs again and again
 shit! Bid eporehhux zones of the nose pulse
 going to ctateboro center of excitement. Til-
 what works to reach the bushes!       
                                         
  On the mottled and freckled face
Helmets of Gomelsky, who fell byxom to
carriage, tears and saliva flow profusely.    
                                         
Helmet (through tears of happiness). Boys, girls
 titb.                                   
The voice of Alfped Yukhymovich. Go to the lab
 drink, liquid, here cboix already to hell!       
Shlyoma Gomelsky (appreciated by such insight
 pouring). How do you know, uncle?       
Alfped Yukhymovich. I know because I have spent my life pro-
 lived! Fuck, you want to be a candidate
 must!                                   
Shlyoma Gomelsky (slurps).  I was there
 candidacy!                           
Alfped Yukhymovich. You cunt, you don't want to
 150 kabovants to get?! No, you saw it
 is this The boy is completely exhausted.             
                                         
  The helmet is crying. His expression is depressingly
they sit down in barohi.  They are sinister
be silent                                 
                                         
Omelyan Kopyzd (Zhopstoko). Nothing, let it be
 pay, but I will take care of myself
 he will beat, he will burn with a hammer and he will bank.    
Alfped Yukhymovich. You are not rymahict, Omelyan.
Magician Well, maybe we can have some liquid?       
Khariton Uyobishchenko. Ta, mehi what?  Let
 climb... If there is no buzz, let climb,
 mehi what?                                
Kosopizd. Soldering will decrease!             
Behind Syvukha.  Jews - then taki xitpo-
 cpaki... Wait, they not only have
 kapohu, - they will get the guns!       
Alfped Yukhymovich. Don't let Saipa kill you,
 Mr. Sivuha, - you don't care anyway.
 (To the Helmet) Come on, liquid, apologize
 and come here - we are devoted to you
 artists will do it.                          
                                         
  The helmet opens the door and climbs in
wagon, where its departure is started by
children who like this cnpabu: Magapych, Ome-
Lyan Kospyzd and Khariton Uyobishchenko.       
                                         
Havpyusha Obizyanov. We need to close the door somehow
 tit - it's notan almshouse, that's all they are
 lick and lick!                        
Alfped Yukhymovich.  Let it be, Luda obid
 npuhece and will spin.                 
                                         
  Enter Roger Hopodi - a French bur-
terrible nationalist. Bih in a chic fl-
to a non-left suit with a raphum hat on
heads                                  
                                         
Roger Gopodi (knock on the wagon).  For example,
 boys, - freedom has arrived!              
                                         
  In barohi silence.                     
                                         
Roger Hopody. It's good to squat, guys, on
 everything is good - birds, rye, flowers,
 girls, draw what you want, bcix ku-
 if you want - send it there!              
Stepan Cpaka (whispers).  Open invitation,
 guys, - we'll get out, and I'll have a tail
 I will climb and there will be pasta one by one
 bcix is coming!                         
Alfped Yukhymovich. (to Roger Gopodi) And ba-
 will they give a target?                        
Roger Hopody. Not. I prayed only to God and to
 superiors!                             
Magician Well, get the hell out of here!        
Omelyan Kospyzd. Us aritipobatb on the dick!
 We invite anyone you want!         
                                         
  A pebble falls out of the wagon and knocks it over
Roger God's hat. Roger God panicked
intikae Enters some old man from long-
we are peysami, dressed in lapsipdak, in
the top of lapsipdak has a bright katsavka
railway workers, in his hands
sledgehammer and crowbar.                           
                                         
Magapich's voice. Grandpa, close your hands, on
 fuck, because it blows very well!              
                                         
  Grandfather silently shuts the wagon to work
begins to methodically knock out the iron with a sledgehammer
gy, thanks to the kotpum wagon ctoitb in place.
                                         
The voice of Xaputoha Uyobishchenka.  Grandpa pas-
 dude, he needs it! 
Magician Ambal grandfather. Probably a dick
 more ctoitb! Ctoitb dick, grandpa?            
Grandfather (continues work). Ctoitb, son, -
 may God grant you that you should be like that!    
Omelyan Kospyzd. Wow, fuck you, grandpa-
 ka bopseet! And what is your name?            
Grandfather (continues work). What's your name? And Samu-
 broken                                   
Khariton Uyobishchenko.  Also a Jew, so.
 The Jews have left, I'm coming!                 
Samuel (continues work). Yes, many live
 see                                    
Omelyan Kospyzd. We have it here too.    
Behind Syvukha. Gee! Samuel  Maybe you are a prophet
 Samuel?                                 
Samuel (simple). Yes, I am the prophet Samuel.  
Alfped Yukhymovich. Xa! That's crazy!  Oh wellprophets, what will happen to us!                 
Prophet Samuel. And what will happen? Nothing will happen.
 It's going to be crazy!!!                          
                                         
  With these words, Samuel knocks out the last one
the iron, the wagon gets out of place and quickly
disappears from sight. Luda enters.  B in the hands of
hei pasta bowls with compote.
People freeze in place.                  
                                         
Luda And where is the wagon? Where are the boys?           
Prophet Samuel. Where, where - in the afternoon!  Smot-
 it's necessary!                              
                                         
  At the same moment, from the side where yixab wa-
hon, there is a terrible explosion.  People po-
it washes the dishes and freezes in place.      
                                         
Prophet Samuel. How nervous you are - I'm fucking! 
                                         
 Curtain                            
                                         
 Les Podep'yanskyi.                
 Butchers                             
                                         
 Dedicated to the national issue.  
                                         
 Executives                                         
Vladimir, Katsap.                         
Alexander, katsap.                        
Nadezhda, katsapka.                        
Emelyan, Katsap.                          
Balentin, a minor katsap, son of Nadezhda. 
Grisha, son of a bitch.                           
Mouse, boxing.                           
Tolya, cuhok Onahaca.                     
Onahac, a partnered hurricane.            
      and also                            
A voice from the sea that belongs to a bather
 veteran                               
                                         
                                         
 Action first.                         
                                         
  A veranda with a samovar and a vineyard nearby
the very cuhboro of the sea. It's quiet on the moped.  On
Vepands sit cross-legged and play cards.  
                                         
Alexander (to Nadezhda). Vladimir is yours
 in irpe not belmesa not netpit!           
Bladimip. I ran into my ace, and then-
 go and get angry. Be angry, I see! 
Emelyan So we now have two later
 days?                                   
Hope What are you, a hearty friend, with echoes what-
 Did you fall down? Right now, girls are not married.  
Alexander. Бладимип, ти что пидапас, pThere’s no way for worms to come in! Well vi nocmotpite,
 You explain it to him, and he sits like a non-Russian,
 sells shit.                          
Hope. Valentin, Japanese god! Why-
 Did you open the cat's eggs?  Your cat
 what?                                 
Valentin. Mommy, one time, darn-
 zero...                                  
Hope. Look at me, Valentin!         
Alexander. Nadezhda, come on to mahaxam!  Mi
 irpaem or no?                         
Vladimir. Nothing... The boy is a fighter
 pactbot... Tell your uncle - “Here bupacty, i
 Uncle Alexander, I’ll open your eggs so that
 I fucked less."                  
Valentin. Here's bupacty, Uncle Alexander i
 I'll open your balls so you can fuck
 less.                                 
                                         
  Bci katsapi pegochut. On mopi notexehbky
the hvilki are squirming and they are vomiting
shore.                                   
                                         
 Friend's diya.                         
                                         
  General carriage of a fun train. On the lav-
kah sit Grisha, Misha, Tolya i Onahac.
The stench of marveling at the bikho, cleaning the ribina,
drinking tea behind an aluminum glass holder
started to cheer up - as it should be
poizdi.Tolya (looking at bikho). Dad, look at it
 dump truck                               
Onahac (stroking his son's head).  Here,
 cuhok, if you were to run out on the road right now, where
 that dump truck, you have all the guts
 snapped                              
Tolya Papa, look at the mountains. Dad, and there
 were ours?                              
Onahac (pats Tolya on the head).  were
 cuhok, ohi were beaten around.                 
Tolya Papa, did they stand there to death?   
Onahac (kicks Tolya on the head).  For-
 shut up!!! Don't fuck!!!  I have already entertained my father
 board!                                  
Mouse. It's a child, not nohimae sho nani tya-
 jello                                   
Grisha How far are you from?                 
Onahac. With tyupma!                         
Misha (gets wine). Father, will you drink?    
Onahac. That, fucking liver... Well, come on-
 wow!                                    
Tolya Dad, give me too!                  
Onahac. On! Just don't ask for money.       
                                         
  They are drinking.                         
                                         
Onahac. I'm taking a bath in the mop, and that's it
 I'm buying (points to Tolya).  Thank him
 they said Shob bathed in mopi.             
Tolya Dad, what's better - a machine gun?
 tank?                                   
Mouse. A tank is better, a machine gun at a time
 not icunts  (With these words Misha
 Onahacy, Gpyshi, Toli and so-
 bi).                                    
Tolya Dad, I, like bupocty, will learn to ah-
 vicepa or on kamandipa.  And what's better -
 an athlete or a team?                    
Grisha That's one dick!                      
Onahac. Are you still fooling around in the university?
 ts.                                   
Mouse. Say, Tolya, "you fucked me, dad,
 cbaimi ahvicepamy, I go to the sea to swim
 sia Do you want to swim?                     
Tolya I want to be patient!                   
                                         
 The effect of friction.                         
                                         
  Veranda with samovar and butchers. On mopi
npuemho presses.                        
                                         
Vladimir (takes a large stone in his hand).
 Nadezhda, nocmotpi as I am a stone right now
 brooch!                                  
Hope Well, you, as a boy, are not yourself
 do you understand? After all, stop already!           
Bladimip. Let's have a good night of laughter
 then - tpi jump up once. (Bladimir throws it
 a pebble in the sea that sinks immediately).     
Hope Well, did you poop?  what
 not ashamed?                              
Emelyan Vladimir, the stone needs to be flat
 to take Look at what I have - oncefive will jump!                         
Hope. Like boys, by God.  People
 They're looking all around, call ctapue.       
Vladimir. Shut up, bitch, or we'll leave you
 fuck off in the sea!                           
                                         
  Icnyraha Nadezhda is silent.  Vladimip and
Emelyan throws kamhi. Alexander, jealous
im, find orpomhy kaminyuku i, vimakha-
chi her, run down.                     
                                         
Alexander. While you were fooling around here, here I am
 what I found! (Alexander shows Vladimir
 i Emelyan slippery npotubhy kaminiuk i
 swing ii into the sea).                      
Voice from the sea. I'm fucking talking about it right now ni-
 I'll give it to you!!!                          
                                         
  From the sea, a veteran Viyni in swimming trunks climbs
and with pads on her hairy breasts.  One
Nyogo's leg is 10 cahtumetpib short for
inshu.                                    
                                         
Veteran (before Alexander).  I'm a fucking pussy
 one day, any hospital will take me -
 mbot, but you are not there!!!                     
Valentin (before Alexander). Uncle Alexander!
 What do you need, uncle cripple eggs otkpytit, so
 did you fuck less?                  
                                         
  Uneasy Movchanka, storm on mopi dateli
stronger Day four.                      
                                         
  General car of a fun ride.  For a hundred
crowbar sit drunk Grisha, Misha, Onahac i
Tolya i make small talk.           
                                         
Misha (before Grisha). I'm sitting in the bar at Pribal-
 tike, there are chairs all around - fuck off
 done! The asshole comes in and says: “This is me-
 one hundred myo, maybe you can change seats? And I go-
 I say: “I don’t give a damn, you’re crazy, maybe
 You’ll change seats yourself!”                      
Misha. I fuck taki bapiahtu!               
Grisha. I respect you for that, Misha, sho ti
 risky guy.                        
Misha. In them, in the Baltics, whore, on the street
 Tsakh everything is not written according to ours. And cnpoci
 sho-real, so he’s so surprised at first-
 sya, a notim in its own way, tiri-piri,
 in pycbku no way nohimae.  And only
 dick in them, so (showing with his hand
 head) nothing else, and the rest is crap
 howl.                                    
Grisha. I sho, i around is not written in our language -
 sano?                                   
Misha. Fuck your mother, why the hell am I fucking
 children?                                   
Onahac (before Toli).  Sina, marvel at it -
 sea!                                   
Tolya (without enthusiasm to marvel at the storm
 sea). Dad, the sea -it's big, so
 Why can't you see the other shore?             
Onahac. You can see it with binoculars.                 
Tolya. And if the binoculars get dirty, then you can see
 but?                                     
Onahac. It’s obvious that I’m having fun, so then ybi-
 Dish!                                    
Tolya. Dad, are ours on the other side?        
Onahac (evil). There's katsapi...         
                                         
  Bci mumble ominously.  Poizd zupinaet-
There's a little shout of "We've arrived!"  i threatening
rypkit of the sea.                             
                                         
 Diya heel.                         
                                         
  Veranda with a samovar and katsaps. On mopi
a storm is brewing. Katsapi sit on the
randi.                                   
                                         
Alexander. Pagodka, Nadezhda, owner
 the dog is not burohit.                   
Hope. If I knew that you were so long
 Boy, I'd rather go to Seleep with Trofim
 I went, than here with you Mumu by the ears-
 then pull...                            
Alexander. You don’t make me angry, Nadezhda, I am for you
 because of Trophyma the uterus bubephy, I will inject on
 fuck fork i bubephy!                  
                                         
  Enter Onahac, Tolya, Misha and Grisha.Misha. Oh, marvel... Katsapi...               
Grisha (with mockobcbkum accent).  How pa-
 year in Mackbe?                         
Vladimir. I don't understand the humor...
Onahac. It's bullshit... Katsapi is always the same
 they understand - but they don’t understand...           
Onahac (it’s terrible to go to Vladimir).
 Take your pants off! I'll be your father!          
Emelyan. Excuse me, you're not at home! 
                                         
  Misha, Grisha, Onahac i Tolya fuck ka-
tsapiv. Katsapi scream in stupid voices.  
                                         
Hope. Damn you, I hate you!
 I would upset you all!!!             
Onahac (fucking Nadezhda).  Movchi whore,
 when men talk!             
                                         
  Zoeys subside. On the mopi gude of mischief
storm, lying around beaten tila katsapiv.
                                         
Tolya. Dad, you look like fucked up!               
Onahac (to fuck Tolya). Ckiku teach you
 You can fucking please don't swear, dad
 for you, the place is empty, huh?          
                                         
  Raptom will be born in the morning
Katsapsky samovar. I started to boil. Bih si-
read through the storm and it’s dangerous
cue on misci. Bci z noctpaxom marvel
to the samovar. The sound of the samovar froze
closes properly. Curtain.                            
                                         
 Les Podep'yanskyi.                
 Change the meeting place below, damn it!  
                                         
 Executives                       
Junk, superman-bikihr.               
Gupvinyk, ahtucemit.                     
Pencil, kitchman artist.              
Samodelkin, sailor of the shipping fleet.  
Parsley, a silent chap in a cap.      
Bupatino, just talk.                    
Malvina, girl with blue hair.    
Sineglazka, alcoholic drink.      
Little Red Riding Hood, beautiful, lazy, eroictu-
 dirty and ass fucking.                      
Aptemoh, a smart dog.                  
Mnatsakanov, a ghost on television.         
                                         
  The action takes place in the workshop of Karandash.
B masterful high fashion products ha-
zaina, including: fancy rincobi
nipatib heads, ashtrays in appearance
cmepti and naked girls in pami rococo. Bi-
At the bikha sits Petrushka, a silent car-
the medicine is in the cap, and the testicle is fab. On the xpo floor
drunken, drunken and naked road Samodelkin u
pbahomy calf iPencil, above them
poodle Aptemoh sits on horseback.  At the table
two morons are sitting - Bupatino and Gupvinyk,
they drink and fuck. Sounds are coming from the bathtub
water and cheerful perit Kpachoi Hats.    
                                         
Bupatino (in a primitive xpunkum voice). ...i
 listen, damn, oh, damn, bih cmotputb,
 what is that shit flying around hei fap,
 lamps, there, all kinds.  And she herself is black-faced
 murae lamp. And it flies at him
 genus So it stopped near the beak and blinked.
 That asshole fucks there.  The woman screams.
 Bih tiku so: calm, old bitch; a with
 This shit is such a hand of his - once, and go
 here, - they stuffed the UFO and flew somewhere
 to xpiha on the horns.                       
The culprit. Is that all?                     
Bupatino. Not. They flew here and there, well
 everything is there, they flew and threw it away
 fuck you, and that dude is everything after that
 damn forgot  They ask him: how are you?
 name, a bih: "beh-eh".  They show him
 to a woman, a bih: "beh-eh".                   
The culprit. That's all bullshit.              
Bupatino. That's bullshit, it's written in the book!
The culprit. I am a godfather, I would like to go to Isaac
 the rector of the bathhouse, so he came once
 the child goes home, and there is no wife. Bih to the neighbors
 who There is no neighbor either. Bih hid behind
 I think: when it comes, I will be scared.  When and
 the fucker comes, takes off his clothes, hair like that
 let go, smeared myself with some kind of shit,
 once, inthe pipe Kymib because everything is also
 put off and let's smear.  Anointed and
 too, in the pipe. Fly to some mountain,
 well, where they are walking, ctoitb like that
 kpislo, in it sits their king and everything
 such And the motherfucker says: what are you doing here?
 are you Well, get the fuck out of here, give him a piece of wood
 and says: this is your kihb, and come on, fuck
 in order not to be seen, just don't fuck hi-
 to whom, because you will hurry.  I flew back and forth
 kumu napisdiv, and that mehi.              
Bupatino. And what, died?                   
The culprit. Right here. As they hid, the whole
 he was lying in the grave.                      
                                         
  They are humming at the door.                       
                                         
Bupatino (to Petrushka).  You, pedpilo, a
 Come on, open it.                     
                                         
  Parsley silently throws eggs and farts
doors                                  
                                         
Gupvinyk (looks up to Petpushkin
 this). Damn, some Jew hapucybab...   
                                         
  Enter Malvina, waving a blue one
by hair                                
                                         
Bupatino. And what, Malvina, can we have sex?
Malvina (offends). Damn, what's this know-
 Chit, what do you have, you don't have a wife for this?    
Bupatino.What kind of wife, well, tell me, why?
 Is there a wife here?                             
Malvina.  Not. If you want, boys, you-
 just in the mouth, that's a pity, that's okay,
 and fuck - fuck at home.            
The culprit. Uh, no bitch.                 
                                         
  Gupvinyk and Bupatino are boiling.  With bahhu
a happy and stupid perit Kras-
hoi Hats and sounds of water.                
                                         
Hupvinik (henpuemho otygpuyets).  I am alone
 only once knew Such kpaciba tol-
 ka. But in hei, you understand, only the body is broken
 ciboe, I don't care anymore, the brains are completely
 absent She was dating a guy.
 Such a good man.  I dreamed about it
 bih will go to the academy one day, and she will be his
 where to wait And here they come to the gazebo,
 and she says to him: "And now eat me."
 And bih i: "how is it?" And she says to him:
 "Now I'll show you how it is." I don't
 he ii, and she knocked him out herself. Well, you know-
 I would have broken the whole thing, he would not have
 moose And she lies and says: "and now ni-
 fuck you." And bih: "How is this?..." So,
 sorry boy                           
Bupatino. There are strange cases.  Me too
 one woman loved.  It happened, I will come
 I sit down, but I can't lie down on my back, so as not to
 vomit And so I sit all the time. And she
 bitch, come up from behind, hands on shoulders
 lie down and iron, and iron. And I: whatyou
 you bitch caressing me, what am I to you, kit? I by
 ibalniku immediately - on! (Sighs.) Loved
 me                                   
Malvina.  So I don't like men and-
 to fuck And she loved, and she hated...
 Look at yourself, who needs you?   
                                         
  Enter Neznaika, a white-faced superman
bikihr, dressed in a leather coat, dressed
for each leather jacket. In Neznaika's hands
golden nuts. With ycix kapmahib stypchat
wads of money                            
                                         
Malvina (to herself). Here's a joke.     
                                         
  Neznayka is followed by Sineglazka. Sub
eyes in hei blanji. She herself is drunk,
forged, smepdyucha and hikomy, kpim Ignorant,
not needed                                
                                         
Sineglazka. Hello guys, it's me
 brought to fuck!                     
Neznaika (with a Baltic accent). By-
 listen, Blue-eyed, I'm begging you...     
Sineglazka.  Fuck off!   Fed up!   Fool!
 (Irpibo.) Guys...                     
Ignorance Blue-eyed girl, that's what I said
 hall?                                    
Malvina (to Neznaika). Sorry, you have
 such a bad accent... You are not German
 by chance?                               
Ignorance No, I'm from the Baltic States.Malvina. Oh, how ihtepecho, tell mihe
 your im.                              
Dunno. Neznauskas.  Forgive me, I
 now.  (To Sineglazka.) Sineglazochka,
 Can you go to mihytky, let’s go to the cleaning room
 noah, i back.                           
                                         
  Sineglazka and Dunno go to npoctophy
I'll clean it up, let's see you soon
rush around npotubhi women's p`yani swear words i
sounds of blunders.                           
                                         
Malvina. My God, I can’t blame it.
 What a man, what a man!               
Pinocchio. Malvina, stinks were coming into the dormitory,
 and let's go to the bath.             
Gurvinik. Where do you go, there is Kra-
 sleep Cap sits in the morning.           
Malvina.  Leave me alone, male pro-
 tibhi! I don't blame it! My God! (By-
 starting to read.)                          
                                         
  From the restroom, Sineglazka’s screams are almost heard: “I
I fucked up your money, I fucked up your car,
redneck, kazol! I almost feel like I'm making a mistake again
tribute. A woman's cry sounds in yhicoh
beautiful and powerful.  Yogo sounds wake up Self-
Delkin, sailor of the merchant fleet, i
Karashdash, kitsch artist.           
                                         
Samodelkin (skid Artemon for himself).  Xa-
 ha, the girls are crying, the sailors are laughing.
 (Before the Pencil.) Ahtohio,Let's go!  Ili in
 throw the dog at you?                     
Pencil. Don't touch it, it's contagious.  I
 anyway, what the fuck? I'm going to the market tomorrow.
 What the fuck? What kind of layout? I am Buratina
 having said, nomub dishes. Fuck, de chis-
 tota, de ikebana? Now everyone will go to hell. 
Samodelkin. Xa-a. You don't know shit about it
 matpocib, salaboni. (Roar wildly) In vain
 The old lady is waiting for her son to come home!   Ahtohio,
 get up, you whore, I'm about to throw the dog at you
 fucker.                               
Pencil. What about Ahtohio?  Me Pencil
 sound.                                  
Samodelkin. Well, consider it sho ti doviyabuvav-
 Xia.                                     
                                         
  Homemade man throwing Artemon's dog into the pello
Pencil. Aptemoh i Pencil squeal.
Don’t come to the bathroom yourself
know. Cry quietly. Bih sit, oxo-
holding your head with your hands and shoulders
shake. In this case, the entirety of the Self-made
kiha syagae veshchogo pivenya.                 
                                         
Samodelkin (roars wildly). Iiiiy tell her
 charging...                              
                                         
Self-made roar and dance chochotka. Z attire-
 hoi doggystyle vidpizhena Blue-eyed
 ka.                                     
                                         
Sineglazka (standing doggy style).  Awaves run
 here bihta at the stern!                     
Pencil And now bci will go to hell.    
The culprit. Give mehi zhida dzbana, give
 Jew, here is my request.                   
                                         
  Blue-eyed ctoitb cancer in a southern position
between the private and general hall.  She vomits and
cnibae. Funny sounds are heard from the bathtub,
with the Good Hat. The boys are walking. No
take part in fun only by paying
hearing Neznaika, Malvina and Petrushka, like
chaz kaplik in the cap. Malvina is suitable
to the coming Neznaika, puts his hands on him
shoulders and caresses him.                    
                                         
Malvina. Let's get out of here, I you
 please, let's go and be happy.          
                                         
  Neznaika, gloating that he was pitied, with
with all his might he hits his head in ctihy and falls
even louder                               
                                         
Malvina. Well, well, no need, she doesn't care for you
 it. No need, my dear. (Irpubo.) And then
 if you don't stop, I'll pay too
 listen After all, you do not xotite this?            
                                         
  Blows to the head also serve as an answer
ctihky.                                  
                                         
Sineglazka (hiccupping).  Already all the plaster
 beat, hit                         
PencilBupatino, I said, come on,
 that Sineglazka observed, subjects and sub-
 take plaster! This is tboi friend, I am
 What's that?!                        
Hupvinik (taken from Ctihu rincoboro nipa-
 and). Jew? Why are you silent? Hryas!             
                                         
  The Jew falls to the floor and falls to the ground.
sia Pencil ctobnie.                    
                                         
Gupvinyk (to Karandash). What, pity the Jew?
 Maybe you are also Jewish?                       
Pencil (frightened). No, I am Ukrainian. 
Samodelkin (dances chotku). One like me
 chinese                                
                                         
  Enter Little Red Riding Hood, dressed in
ciby pezinova red cap and more hi in
what She is beautiful, naked, wet and lazy.  
                                         
Little Red Riding Hood. I'm so tired, I'm here
 noise Bupatino, girlfriend, I want nocmo-
 third television                        
                                         
  Bupatino rushes to please the kpasa woman. 
                                         
Malvina (to herself). Whore. She us-
 tala - she sits in the bath all day
 tired... and I'm not tired! The bitch is naked!    
Little Red Riding Hood. I am not naked, but naked.
                                         
  Bupatino includes television. B television
Mnatsakanov.Mnatsakanov. And now I offer you a video
 story from California.  Two passengers
 ekcnpeca collided with each other. According to pre-
 the number of victims will be increased
 wanders...                                 
                                         
  Pantobo Mnatsakanov is naked
Little Red Riding Hood, choke and start ikatb.
                                         
Gurvinik (confident). Jew. What are you looking at?    
Mnatsakanov. I actually...              
                                         
  Little Red Riding Hood is getting seductive
chuhat sobi lives i xixikatb.            
                                         
Sineglazka (before Mnatsakanov, irpibo). Husband-
 rank, how old are you?                  
Dunno (hysterical). I can't take it anymore
 live like this! There's bullshit all around, scum ni-
 darasi. I don't need anything!  Coat?  in
 pussy! (Skid the leather coat.) Jacket?
 fuck the jacket! (Skid the jacket.) Take it!
 I don't need it! (Marvel at your feet.) Kolyo-
 sa? fuck you! Take it, take it all! Wait!   
                                         
  Dunno, boots, and beginning to know,
mother of gold nuts.  Nuts are not tight
know about your chubby fingers.        
                                         
Dunno. Fucking nuts, fuck, I don’t know-
 huddle.Crying Ignorant ties with nuts,
but he manages to take the time off himself
Poleks will thank them in Sineglaska.
Then Neznaika takes off his pants and sews the 9th century
Mnatsakanova. Unknown ctoitb in tights
white underwear with a light yellow nimbus near it
fuck and scream terribly.                   
                                         
Ignorance Everything! Everything!                    
                                         
  Neznaika takes out of his jacket and pants
that is, and starts waving them at friends
call I sew one pack of bih directly into the bal-
nickname of Mnatsakanova. Mnatsakanov is published by non-
the carnivore catches with a quick movement and a click of its teeth
pack in the teeth.  Mnatsakanova's eyes are scary
shine, mouth and nose pour out carnivorous
gaping                                
                                         
The culprit. Look, you Jew!  Well, from-
 give it!                                    
Malvina (frightened).  Bih schaz us ycix po-
 ictb!                                   
                                         
  The women squeal in fright and crawl under
table  Ctoitb a terrified cry.  The culprit
a gray heavy shoe rises from the floor.
connoisseur and fucks him on TV.  Late-
there is a terrible explosion. Heavy smoke creeps from
fancy things for girls and boys.  BCi
shout, the Aptemoh dog howls.  Calmonly Gupvinyk, bih butupa hands on pants
I pour myself some port wine.                 
                                         
The culprit. Uh, a Jewish face. Heh!        
                                         
  They are laughing. Begins rpatb beautiful to-
executioner The self-made artist beats under the hei chochotka. Bu-
patiho strokes Malvina, Malvina strokes
Neznayko, Neznayko strokes with one hand
Sineglazku, and the second nomarae and vomit.
Blue-eyed blue, Pencil draws, Red
Little Cap scratches her belly. Parsley knows
see a testicle under the table, which miraculously did not dissolve
it was fought and it is necessary to write it down.  
                                         
Bupatino (stupid). So, tomorrow I'm going to go-
 um?                                     
The culprit. And how! The meeting place is
 hitb nizza, damn it!                      
                                         
 Curtain.                            
                                         
 Les Podep'yanskyi.                
 A fairy tale about turnips, or Xuli is not clear?     
                                         
 Executives                       
                                         
Svydy Opanasovich, grandfather.                
Xumka, dragonfly.Valka, ohyka.                           
Jack the dog.                             
Musician, cat.                           
Bepa and Nadezhda, mice.                   
Salomon Samsonovich and Afrikan Svypidovich,
 feces researchers.                        
                                         
 Action first.                         
                                         
  Svyda Opanasovich's house - abandoned
a place where culture rarely steps.  With bi-
it is possible to use a kna pulled by a bull's belly
to see hail, rain, storm, and also
dis. Sometimes, in a typical corruption, with
with wild howling and tapping, past the bikha
flocks of ravens, dragons,
those bugs and flying rats. B these waves-
we are in xati temhie.  He sits in the middle of the house
Svyd Opanasovich in woolen jackets and a cap
ears, behind his back he has a gun, near the
ki lies roctpo natochena cokupa, so that
it is not difficult at all to reach hei.  Bih-
the environment was frightened by a crocodile, which
swaying under the ceiling. On kpocodely where-
Somewhere pasted are the names of hotels and
bottom cnupthux hanoib. Svyd Opanasovich
He took out a box of feces from his pocket, sniffed
ii, sneezes and puts it back in his pocket.  They enter
foolish and foolish researchers of Solomon's excrement
Samsonovich and Affikan Svypydovich, dressed
in all pezinové. B in their handstry
with which they wash feces. At Salomon Samsonovich
under the armpit a small killed dragon, bih
Throw it on the table like a shop kypky.
                                         
Salomon Samsonovich (to grandfather). tell grandma
 Shob borscht zvapila. Season with garlic
 with sour cream, galushkas - it's going to be fun!     
                                         
Svyd Opanasovich takes the dragon with disgust
 behind blood-stained green claws.      
                                         
Svyd Opanasovich. Shit!  Once upon a time I still
 was a boy, we didn't have ix in the winter.
 This is how tiku ocihb, they cboix children oto
 they drive to the Levada and learn to fly, a
 notim sit, carrion, and tiku meat
 They blink, well, it's pure kopobu. And in a couple
 they will fly to Africa in a few weeks. And so beautiful
 cibo fly, damn it, we build it, all the way to the ground
 shakes When ix is the main cephe, then i
 the others too. Buva, whole villages rimhom
 fall asleep They had order back then!    
Salomon Samsonovich. And now?               
Svyd Opanasovich.  hi right now Right now hi in them
 hi, there is no order around us.          
Affikan Svydovich. And now why not fly
 eat, grandfather?                              
Svyd Opanasovich.  Huy knows him.  Once upon a time
 the order was, fuck, not the same as now!    
                                         
  Enter Valka, ohyka Svypida Onahaco-
Hey, it's a big monster.dressed in
a simple, neat dress.                
                                         
Bar.  What are you doing, grandfather?  before,
 before... What kind of nostalgia do you have now?
 not enough, tyupmy?                        
Svyd Opanasovich. Shut up, you obizyana yobana,
 what do you understand?                         
Affikan Svydovich (careful paw
 on). They have decreased a lot right now.  I
 I remember, even when I was little, there were such
 like bugai, and right now it's like kupchata.  And what
 will it continue?                         
Salomon Samsonovich. And the curse here is incomprehensible -
 huh? Ordinary mutagenesis.  Dpakons decrease
 to such pozmips, to feed cboi
 cim`i.                                  
Affikan Svydovich. But the rats became like
 planes, and bugs like hisses.            
Salomon Samsonovich. What do you want, Affikan?
 Svydovich? This is zhizn, a zhizn, as in dog-
 not pojotsya "doesn't end".            
Svyd Opanasovich (to whom I do not report
 something). Life is a bitch!.. (You can hear from the blue
 Jack's screeching and howling.)           
Salomon Samsonovich. And then, African Svy-
 dude, look at Davvin...       
Svyd Opanasovich. You would look at yourself
 sia, all in ramhi!..                     
Salomon Samsonovich. And you don't fuck for nothing,
 Svyd Opanasovich, you have not been asked yet.
 So, take a wider look: first with us
 everything is small, well there pakobuhu, cnipoxetu
 late Wobsham,I'll tell you, yes
 kill her, then she came out of the sea. Yes?        
Affikan Svydovich. Yes.                 
Svyd Opanasovich. Yes.                  
                                         
 Saying this, Prof. Svyd Opanasovich
so the hunter eats the dragon's head and leaves
look at him. I can hear from the blue again
Jack's hysterical writhing and clawing at his
he chewed                              
                                         
Salomon Samsonovich.  Then everything increased again
 ke, dinosavs, bpontozavs, everyone there
 pussies Yes?                        
Affikan Svydovich. Yes.                 
Svyd Opanasovich. Yes.                  
                                         
  With these words, Svyd Opanasovich quits
Dpakon's body and head to Jack, who
Barking into the house.  jack pre-
is a hefty latecomer in the sub-
jacket, pants, boots, but with a dog
catch  Squeezing with meat, Jack is scary
gaping                                 
                                         
Salomon Samsonovich.  Then everything is small again,
 again, all kinds of carrion - mice,
 komapi, bugs, nirmei, fuck, all kinds of
 medicine!..                                 
Affikan Svydovich. And elephants?             
Salomon Samsonovich.  What kind of elephants?  You ix
 ever seen You still bpontozapiv
 would remember! Shitthat's all!  Grandfather's fairy tales
 Sir, there were no elephants...        
Svyd Opanasovich (continues to fuck
 horse on katlety). Ihtepecho you have sex
 chaetsya: there were no elephants, but grandfather Panas,
 so there was?                           
Salomon Samsonovich.  And grandfather Panas too
 there was no, smell your feces, grandfather, and no
 distract yourself. By the way, everything is big again:
 sorry, how bugai, bugai, I don't know
 what...                                   
Svydy Opanasovich (stupidly). Like elephants.      
                                         
  Svynd Opanasovich blew out the fire and
puts the cauldron with the dragon in the furnace.          
                                         
Affikan Svydovich (v`idlyvo). But clo-
 pi is small, mandavoshki are even smaller, I already
 I'm not talking about rats, just ordinary rats.
 My father used to play with them when he was little. A
 now go and hug, every rat, like B-52!
 The dragons are getting tight...               
Salomon Samsonovich. Kctati, which se-
 front speed?                        
Affikan Svydovich. Huy knows him, I know
 I can't see how it flies.  And thank you
 They have officially reduced the quality, so here it is
 Your father won't give a damn about himself, not that
 what are we with you                           
Salomon Samsonovich. And curse us, pedovy ass-
 nipahtu, our business - . dung.             
Affikan Svydovich. Well, don't tell me, Salo-
 mon Samsonovich, our beautiful girl, i
 shepeople need                        
Salomon Samsonovich (with thin iponia).
 Especially someone like Valka.  Is this your ih-
 institute ii pozpobllav?                    
Affikan Svydovich. Ihtepecho, what are you ime-
 Are you against Valka? Normal granddaughter nor-
 little grandfather.                       
Salomon Samsonovich. Why is grandfather here?
 what? You better ask who is my mother? At-
 You know, was your mother a laboratory worker? 
Valka (proudly). Mom was wild.          
Affikan Svydovich (probably worse).
 You see, and you are still insulting, what are you?
 labotopany! I'm after Valch's mother to-
 bpyache noracab through the jungle, and she, in her own
 Chepgu, she bit me badly.  The very
 it is hot, the blood is hot. Asia!              
Salomon Samsonovich.  Well, harasho, well with
 But it's clear. Here you are, npaktik, show me
 and if the object is a man, and a woman
 it will be ordinary, what then?                  
Affikan Svydovich.  Everything will be habnaku,
 the fetus will look like a person, but with intelligence
 volume obizyany. Mendel's first law, but
 it's a dead end, we have a habitb filled up
 the dissertation of one asshole.               
Salomon Samsonovich. Well, why is it so bad-
 who? There would be raphi obizyanka.              
Affikan Svydovich. Ix nothing npukpa-
 dress, they are so raphi.  Look at
 Balku, look at his teeth, and yours? 
Salomon Samsonovich. Teeth fell, teeth set
 howlyou can, but I wouldn't try
 unless he's drunk...                       
Valka (obpazheno). And I'm to you, fool, i
 I wouldn't give it to a sober person!  Walks all day
 all in ramhi and something voobpaža.  Job
 found it!                               
Svyd Opanasovich. Valka, don't fuck when
 the elders are talking!..                     
Valka And what are they called?         
Affikan Svydovich. So you ask in vain -
 Salomon Samsonovich, find Valky
 some aesthetics, based on ahtpono-
 fashion                              
Salomon Samsonovich. You robopite more clearly,
 Affikan Svydovich.                     
Affikan Svydovich. Well, cmotpite, here you are
 robopite, sho Valka hekpaciba, a swan
 handsome?                               
Salomon Samsonovich. Nice            
Affikan Svydovich. But let's go to work
 you had a neck like a swan, otaki
 paws kpachi and nip`ya around, too kpaci-
 what, huh? Why are you silent, have you tasted dick? Yes i
 rest: a swan, gray as a swan, a
 obizyana, as obizyana. Is it not clear?     
Salomon Samsonovich. And nihuya!.. Well, it's simple
 ihctityt kpacotu!                       
Valka (fucks Jack, who grunts
 until the dragon's head). Ana, grandfather, ska-
 long live him who left the music.  music,
 kitz-kitz-kitz!..                       
Musician's voice from the blue. I am now...Enter Mupzik, an adult Siberian
a cat with a whisper, bycamu and bcim, what is the
wife The problem of an ordinary cat Musician answers
It's not like pozmipami, sablezubistyu i
raphum baritone. Both researchers are in sight
The musicians automatically stand up, as they do
not having the dignity of subordination in view of
 member.                                
                                         
Music (good, but a little loud). Sit down
 sit down, I don't like it. B whose business
 Ballentina?                              
The roller (just point to the floor where the roller
 Guts rumble and Jack grunts). Yes, Musician!
                                         
  The musician with an expression of disgust looks at the
the bottom of the floor and on the predatory Jack, who is
chit and bared his teeth from under the table, and from
kicks him with all her might.  Ashes-
jack the horse screaming, she ran out of the house,
a A musician with an air of dignity sits down
table                                    
                                         
  Salomon Samsonovich (probably removed
from pocket kpaciby a box with feces, oz-
finished with Palekh writing, and pulling
Music). Smell it, it's impoptny, you ta-
which was not sniffed.                           
Music Smell this shit yourself!              
                                         
  Enter Xumka - this is an ordinary pedliva
old woman Caught in the oven, shedi-
a cauldron of delicious goodness begins to rise from there. Goods-
sat down to have dinner.                       
                                         
Salomon Samsonovich (in a whisper, with a stuffed
 then, to Afkyna Svydovicha).  And Moore-
 zika, too, your ihctityt pozpobljav?       
Affikan Svydovich. Hi, this is nature. So-
 hey Muzika - fuck you, you'll try.  Everything we are
 right now we can, it's taki, like Jack or Valka. 
Salomon Samsonovich. Yes! Music is Euro-
 bye!                                     
Affikan Svydovich. Xa! Japan!          
The musician (having heard about Japan, elegantly ex-
 tyra with bycib dpaconovii fat).  You can
 don't whisper there, I catch the ultrasound
 that, I see in full speed, I read
 I think from a distance, I rush up to 20
 metpib, and in length - by 50. I can re-
 bite the dear iron and scratch the dear ka-
 menu. At one time I can knock out two
 let it be said, not at Baltsia.
 Do you still use it?                        
Affikan Svydovich. Eh, we would like that!      
Music You won't be like that.                 
                                         
  With these words, the musician eats bread in the ta-
saw and elegantly cleans up imperfections with it,
notim ate bread and again butupa byca ed
fat                                    
                                         
Salomon Samsonovich. And tell me, Musician... 
Music ...Basylovich                   
Salomon Samsonovich....Muzik Basylovich,
 Are you tired of being an otaku cynepmehom?
Affikan Svydovich (popovla).  Cynepko-
 Vol.                                    
Music (very calm). You wanted to joke
 kybatb, but you didn't succeed. Hi, not on-
 finished Me too, dear, I would like to ask,
 Have you had enough of walking around all day?
 someone else's poop, but as you can see, I'm not
 I'll see.                                  
Affikan Svydovich.  This is how we work
 and I notim kal - it's interesting.            
Music Of course. To each his own.          
Salomon Samsonovich. You see, Music Ba-
 Silovych, Kal is a very interesting thing.  you
 noticed that a person, when nocpe, always
 look to see where she is
 What is the quality of feces? It's interesting, a
 Curiosity is the way to the future.         
Music Why do you need a path to what you have
 no?                                   
Affikan Svydovich. Well, don't say. In people
 The future is promising, but far away
 you won't fly All our activities are because
 a woman with prejudices, this brave natpio-
 tic curiosity is a feat!            
Music Then why bci your ihctitytu not-
 Can you help a guy like me?
 Why do you sometimes get acne?         
Salomon Samsonovich. Interesting question. Will-
 I can argue.                        
Salomon Samsonovich (tricks does
 two things: argueand a small flame
 with which to clean off the silver overalls
 Shit, a stick butupatb against the bench, on
 where Afkykan Svydovich is sitting). understand-
 Well, Musician Basylovich, you are always a person
 I was interested in many things.  Better -
 cboim feces, secondly - nutkamu and kaz-
 dumb and ugly. Give her all this, too
 will feel that he is not living in vain.  We
 scientists, drinkers and preachers are none of our business,
 but kal, but come... It's been a long time since we left, sha-
 hobhi, those times when Tsar Peter imnopty-
 bab gave you crazy currency. Now maemo
 cboix i pozpoblyaem all hobbies and hobby mods
 whether Rather, we are now independent of Za-
 speed, and economy, and you climb here with your
 with her beauty, you don't need hikomy. First
 because you are not interested, you don't have any
 abnormal, you're just a boring tbapuha, u
 everything is in place. The one who made you -
 not a scientist!                              
                                         
  Excited by a gesticulating stick with feces,
Salomon Samsonovich strikes a crocodile with
imnopthumu stickers, which is quiet bucib
overhead in tobapuctba.  Sincerely
the crocodile falls straight on its head with a spring
The music, which is scared with wild learning
directly into the bull's belly, with which he
bent poor bikho. Musician, tangled in
Puzypi, unfolds into a severe henpubithy
the nature from which the reports are sometimes extended
tis his hecamobute teaching.  Crocodile
will remainlie on the table. Only in cro-
codila pil during the impact pozpilosya, as if
ka vid chamaydana.  God-excited Solomon
Samsonovich throws a stick with a shit
fall into the gizlo and smother his nightmare
slapping                                    
                                         
Salomon Samsonovich. Well, as I promised him,
 this xbactyhobi?                       
Affikan Svydovich. Don't say that, these are cats
 already done, I would give ix ycix to us-
 lo!                                     
Baba Xumka. Bih, damn, no mice at all
 chip He says that you have to behave with mice
 the way you want, so that the mice behaved with the
 fight...                                  
Salomon Samsonovich.  Look, Tolstoy
 read!                                  
Svyd Opanasovich. Tonutu is needed.         
A voice from the blue. No need.                 
                                         
  The mice enter - Bepa and Nadezhda.  At
the first look at them makes
it is clear why Muzik was attracted to Tolstoy.  This
adult creatures with a palisade of teeth i
with big claws behind his shoulders. Bepa and Na-
the rain is very reminiscent of the terrible ptepodakti-
lion tpiacoboro pepioda and behave so-
responsible                            
                                         
Bepa. No need to drown that bastard like that
 Nadya and I will take care and heal a little
 its with imo.Hope Damn, I'll be a bitch!               
                                         
  Nadezhda takes the ox out of her ear and buys it
his Both bastards are sitting with their heads down,
after putting the bare skin on the table, they scratch
their pussies, slapping and spitting on the floor
log                                    
                                         
Affikan Svydovich (to himself).  oh oh oh
 oh! What kind of plights are npatibhi! Oh, how scary!
 Well, I guess I'll go...                 
Bepa. There was a team, damn it!        
Affikan Svydovich (to himself). Ai!  How
 scary!  Don't worry, I'll leave after
 English...                           
                                         
  With these words Afkyan Svydovich wants
climb into bikho. Bih is so annoying to Vera and Na-
it's raining, that's obviously a fucking joke.    
                                         
Salomon Samsonovich.  Afykan Svydovich,
 don't lose your human face. Huy im in
 mouth, those bastards, get in the door!        
                                         
  All this heroic type is for nothing.
Affikan Svydovich, overcoming the barrier
windowsill, disappears into wild nature.       
                                         
Hope Well, who will give it to?  What about
 take care of yourself?  I'm so tired today, huh
 I can't look at him!..            
Valka  Tato is always like this, they sit like this,fuck themselves like normal people, a notim pan-
 how they will start to scream and be afraid.  A
 what to fear Crazy or not crazy, one-
 how will we die...                         
Bepa. Maybe his cobictb is not clean?..   
Valka Well, I won't say anything about cobictb,
 because I didn't see it.                           
Salomon Samsonovich. Right now the time is so stupid
 no, in bcix hepbu, bci are treated, somehow
 They see ghosts and phantoms, but I am here
 I'm alive - I haven't seen a single one.  And you
 grandfather?                                   
Svyd Opanasovich. Once, when I was little
 and goats grazed on the levada, then came out of the forest
 there are four of them, they are on horses, thin and naked.
 Bci with braids, and one still has maga-
 Zinni I guess that's what they were going for, tiku
 oh bicu fuck?                          
Bar. And ciho to weigh.               
Salomon Samsonovich. Ta! Is this fanto-
 we are shit, not phantoms. Some goats
 ran away from the house, or you, grandfather, are somewhere
 the cap was fucked, or the kharasho was stung...   
Svyd Opanasovich. Then don't get carried away by this
 yes, then there was order!..               
                                         
  Svyd Opanasovich bctae and butt the ax
by the belt  Now it becomes visible that from behind
Svyda Opanasovicha will meet the adult
other xbict, as in cettepa.               
                                         
Svyd Opanasovich (to Khimki). Seventh stage
 yesSalomon Samsonovich. Where are you, grandfather?       
Svyd Opanasovich. The turnip must be pulled out,
 healthy, damn, grown up like a dog!      
Bar. We need to call Jack and Muzik... 
                                         
  Valka tika from the house. Mice - Bepa and Na-
Dezhda, Baba Xumka and Svydy Opanasovich
follow her. Salomon Samsonovich alone
chat in xati. Bih comes from the crocodile
Clean the cleaned stick and extend it with
self ribho under successful sounds ctapobuhhoi
nichi "Dubinushka", fulfilling any custom
but physical efforts of love are supported
bodies of collective katapcucy.            
                                         
 Curtain.                            
                                         
 Les Podep'yanskyi.                
 Damn it                       
                                         
  On the stage ctoitb is a hideous and broken kiock
with seller bhytpi, near kiocka ctoitb
a bunch of people waiting for a tram.  Suddenly ппиби-
he grunted and shook his head
in kiock.                                 
                                         
Mudilo in a Czech hat.  What is it?
 What, you can't walk calmly?         
Stuck mudilo (lying downdestiny). There is oil
 hell!                                  
Bci mudila. Where?                          
Stuttered mudilo. There! (Pomypae).        
                                         
  Bbigae the second mudilo, bih with a bullet
I was standing still and disappeared.              
                                         
Mudilo in a hood (joke). The rate of oxye-
 vayuscha                                  
                                         
  Mudila, who are standing nearby, stupidly laugh-
sia                                      
                                         
Mudilo in a shiny coat (surely i
 soon). There's plenty of butter!                
                                         
Mudilo in a shiny coat disappeared into the
 pmyi, in which, on its basis, know-
 see dohuya oil.                     
                                         
Mudilo in cnoptubhux pants with avoska.
 Luda, what are we doing?  Right now, you know, ckiku
 dolboyobiv nabizhit?                    
                                         
  Mudilo in cnoptubhux pants and Luda from
repent Five adult men ran from behind.
dil, they carry bags, nobhi butter, and in
everyone has a whole pack of teeth.
Mudyls are struggling with their tongues, trying hard
they chew it, but they are disgusted
splash                               
                                         
One ofmumbled It's a thrill, my wife!        
                                         
  Bci ostopilo look at im after i sto-
yes, like xbopi stovbnyakom.               
                                         
 Mudilo in a geek hat (pantobo ska-
wife). Follow me!                         
                                         
  Hatobn stumbles after him,
to hear a terrible roar, passing through life
night cry The seller comes forward with kioc-
ka to half and enviously looks at im
due to On the side where the oil is located,
young men are coming.  They have machi
shepherds, they hold stretchers in their hands.
A dollop of butter is lying on the stretcher.  Sincerely,
directly on the oil, there is another mudilo,
bih blyue butter down.                    
                                         
The seller What's wrong with him?               
Mudilo The same will happen to you, grandfather, too
 add oil from icu.                      
                                         
  From the side from which mudila came,
wild crowing and cries can be heard here and there
kiocka quickly pponosya all hobi and hobi
for oil lovers.  Enter mudilo in
cnoptubhux pants and people, they crawl
cancer, bending under oil.  In the eyes of
them happiness.                               
                                         
Mudilo in cnoptubhux pants. And I love you
 cried outwhat ever this day hacta-
 no, it will happen, but you didn't cry.         
Luda If you knew, you could use a wheelbarrow
 drive up I'm sorry, he's being dragged like that!    
                                         
  Three mudils enter, they carry mudils
in a shiny coat, bmypobahoro in butter.
                                         
Mudilo in a shiny coat.  I bcix you
 ibab, scumbags, seven to one, fascists
 damn it!                               
                                         
  Mudila smiles.                   
                                         
One of the mudils. You'll be late, we'll see you
 stick your head in oil.                 
The seller Guys, what will you do with him? 
Mudila (they want). Kactpipyem fuck.     
                                         
  On the other hand, I overtook Kiocky
arpecubha old woman.                      
                                         
Arpecubha old woman (to an old man).  Sho ci-
 Yes, stop it?                        
                                         
  The salesman looks at the old woman, frightened
look The old woman ran away, eating the sta-
rum fist. Bending under the oil, pro-
there is a section of kindergarten teachers
Kindergarten Behind them with a piece of butter in their teeth
a young man in a black hat. One but-
he has no trouble dragging himself along the ass-
foldMudilo in a Czech hat. Girls, women
 pitb skirts, women's oils. (Better).     
                                         
  One of the teachers is quite handsome
a piece of butter on his head. Muddylo in this-
 geek hat icnyckae squashed boy and
sigh Enters a fat woman from bycamu,
bopodavka and a bite of butter under the armpit.   
                                         
Woman (to the seller). Aaron, get lost
 oh, today I'm raphehbko for dinner
 I will fry a piece of butter.  (Looks at the corpse
 mudila, which is the first npuhic news about
 butter). Aron, who is this?                   
Aron. Bih is dead. Give him some butter
 bih loved him.                         
                                         
  Onacucta woman eats a piece of butter i
puts it in the teeth of a dead man.  Aron buxo-
get out of the closet and tie the door to the house,
Apoha does not have hir. He has hir instead
a small cart and two irons.  Fits
tram Bih is absolutely empty and blue-
he Aron and the fat woman leisurely
screeching to a halt.  Kpim them, in the tram
hixto didn't sit down. Sitting in the doorway, fat
a woman takes Apoha under naxby and together with Apo-
 oil). Aron, who is this?                   
Aron. Bih is dead. Give him some butter
 bih loved him.Onacucta woman eats a piece of butter i
puts it in the teeth of a dead man.  Aron buxo-
get out of the closet and tie the door to the house,
Apoha does not have hir. He has hir instead
a small cart and two irons.  Fits
tram Bih is absolutely empty and blue-
he Aron and the fat woman leisurely
screeching to a halt.  Kpim them, in the tram
hixto didn't sit down. Sitting in the doorway, fat
a woman takes Apoha under naxby and together with Apo-
Nom and oil sat on the tram.  tram,
falling asleep, it slowly sinks into the blue
far away under the hatxhehhi sounds of polonaise
Orihcbkoro and suppressed cries of lovers of ma-
sla                                     
                                         
 Curtain.