Humor - V. Tikhonov.


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  V. TIKHONOV                
                 
                 
 ERROR THEORY               
 Errors are also inexhaustible,       
 like an atom.               
       
AXIOM       
 Any program has errors.       
       
       
      
       
 LAW OF PROPORTIONALITY       
 The more the program is needed, 
Ma, the more errors there are in it.               
                                          
                INVESTIGATION                 
            Contains no errors only 
A completely unnecessary program.              
                                          
                                          
                                          
   FUNDAMENTAL LAW OF ERROR THEORY    
           They learn from mistakes.            
                                          
               COROLLARY 1                
            The programmer who wrote the program 
Rammu, becomes a scientist.                 
                                          
               COROLLARY 2                
   The more mistakes a programmer makes, 
the faster he becomes a scientist.         
                                          
               COROLLARY 3                
      A major computer scientist has never 
does not write correct programs.            
                                          
                NOTE                 
           That's why heand scientist.             
                                          
                                          
                                          
    INSTRUCTIONS TO THE BEGINNING PROGRAMMER     
If you managed to write the first time 
program in which the translator does not detect 
didn't make any errors, please report it 
system programmer. He'll fix it      
                            errors in 
translator.                              
                                          
                                          
 LAW OF ERROR FINDING          
           The programmer can find a bug 
only in someone else's program.                 
                                          
                INVESTIGATION                 
 A bug doesn't care who finds it.   
                                          
                                          
                                          
     ADVICE FOR A BEGINNING PROGRAMMER       
Never correct any errors you find. 
because this will entail the emergence of an inevitable 
a known number of unfound ones. Better describe 
them in the accompanying document -          
                        tions as special 
ness of the program.DEFINITION                
 We will call the error language the rules, 
around which programs are written.        
                                          
               LANGUAGE OF ERROR                
                                          
1. Errors can follow one another. 
                                          
2. From the permutation of two equivalent 
errors, the result does not change (commutative 
number of equivalent errors).              
                                          
3. Two consecutive errors can be corrected 
combine into one, stronger one.           
                                          
4. You don’t have to make the same mistakes 
every time, it’s enough to do one, and 
then contact it as needed 
from anywhere in the program.          
                                          
5. Errors can form cycles. Nai- 
the more stable of them is infinite.    
                                          
6. Errors can cause each other and themselves 
ourselves (recursive errors).           
                                          
7. Mistakes allow for multiple nesting. 
into each other.                             
                                          
8. Two identical nested errors are called 
are an even error and an error is not 
are.ERROR PARITY PROPERTY          
If the written program worked correctly 
correctly, this means that during it    
   work was performed with an even number of errors 
or the programmer did not understand the task.         
                                          
 FORMULATION OF THE ABOVE PROPERTIES,  
 INTENDED FOR POLITICIANS       
             Mistake repeated twice 
ceases to be an error.                   
                                          
      INTERACTION OF ERRORS WITH THE BASE       
        HOWL OPERATING SYSTEM         
            Error during execution 
have the highest priority.                
    An error can interrupt execution 
only another, more active error.     
    Operating system requests to error 
cam errors can be ignored.        
        Error requests to the operating room 
the system cannot be ignored. When ra- 
bot with error files can use 
file system of the base OS and            
                                 her mistake 
kami.                                     
    On a computer with parallel architecture 
multiple errors may occur        
simultaneously  
exactly.SYSTEM PROGRAMS            
   System programs make the process easier 
writing application programs and their        
                                   oshi-   
side                                      
      Definition.   Testing is 
the process of finding errors in a test. Good 
The best test must contain errors, compensated 
showing their lack in the tested        
                                  prog-   
frame. A language editor designed to ensure 
programmer's speech from syntactic errors 
side, allows you to add very 
clever errors that cannot be solved 
detect neither a translator nor a debugger. 
A regular text editor such     
                         no possibilities 
provides.      Translator program 
designed for translating programs from 
high level language into machine language, 
generates errors during translation. Errors 
which contain                            
             huddled in the original description, 
are translated accurately.  Final 
advice to those who have reached it. Before the start 
work on the project should be done carefully 
think through all the necessary errors and connections 
between them. This                           
          will greatly simplify the work onошибками в самом проекте.                 
                                          
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