Sokol's answer to the lamer - Continuation, beginning in PLUTONIUM#6.

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|       Sokol's answer to the lamer.   | 
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 (continued, started in PLUTONIUM#6)    
    
 skl> I told you that you are a gamer - a toy 
ki something first of all.                       
                                          
write something in some editor 
simultaneously with listening to any 
be some cool music on CD, seriously 
                                          
 skl> Buy yourself a music center - you can 
It’s good to play cassettes, listen to 
dio...                                    
                                          
do pictures and all sorts of graphics 
whoa (there are _professional_ programs like 
for example Adobe Photoshop, 3D Studio Max, 
Corel Draw etc), work (and also 
                                          
 skl> Wow, bro - you don’t have RAM 
Enough, add yourself another 32MB of dims: you 
you contradict yourself - that's why 
there is SG, and Amiga.                         
                                          
seriously) with music (from _professional-nal_ know only Sound Forge) and created 
                                          
 skl> What, no more? :)               
                                          
give high quality music, and also 
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 skl> On SB, well, sorry...                 
                                          
                                          
I have a lot of different things, feel free to take them 
RS.  Can spec boast of this? 
                                          
 skl> Maybe, although perhaps graphical 
editors for the latest graphics modes 
not as comfortable as I would like, but that's all 
well...                                     
                                          
I highly doubt it.  In general, the RS has absorbed 
yourself a little from this, from that, but... 
                                          
 skl> Yes, yes - I always said that pussy- 
they have nothing of their own except 
mazdie'XX, they steal almost everything 
but from other platforms.                     
                                          
I admit, it is a lower class of car, SPECIALISTS- 
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 skl> It is lower than the class of specialized machines 
bathrooms for home use.          
                                          
ZIZED on a specific areaapplication 
nia.                                      
   4. I have already answered this question a little 
above.                                     
                                          
 skl> Where did you answer it - in toys, 
Are you fighting?                       
                                          
   5. Yes, but in the next six months I won’t 
I'm sorry.                                    
                                          
 skl> Why? Are you afraid that all this con- 
will the torque fall apart? :)                     
                                          
   6 and 7. After reading these questions, 
Another joke pops into my head 
                                          
 skl> Maybe it’s not necessary, huh?!!                
                                          
(now on topic) which ends 
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 skl> Come on then :)                  
                                          
simply brilliant :-) phrase (however 
and the question itself): What if I hit you on the head 
I'll use a tire iron, then what kind of leg do you have? 
will it fall off?                               
                                          
 skl> Nope, still off topic... :)    
                                          
      And I’ll ask you: why do you need 256 
flowers, because 16 is so cute :-) Why 
to youso many keys on the keyboard, quite 
2 would be enough (Enter key and pedal 
Reset).                                   
                                          
 skl> Listen, you’ve already started lamerism, more 
re-read above.                       
                                          
      A simple lesson follows from this: 
I should have thought carefully before 
Why ask such questions - it's stupid, 
stupid and illiterate.                       
                                          
 skl> But you can’t say anything about the answers - 
After all, questions are scales, what matters is the answers.   
                                          
   8. What do you understand by the term 
'office machine'? Drop a few lines and 
I'll answer.                                 
                                          
 skl> Big calculator :))))))))))))   
                                          
   P.S. This whole questionnaire reminded me of bass 
nude about Moska and the elephant. And the author of the questionnaire, 
it looks like not only a kettle, but also a lamer, 
                                          
 skl> This "teapot" and "lamer" wrote on 
Vyndos spec, which is several times 
mazdie'95 runs faster: what are you doing? 
wrote in his life?                     
                                          
because he pretends that he knowscomputers are like the back of your hand, and on 
really...                             
                                          
 skl> Well, who is LAMER here???           
                                          
   R.P.S.  I want to ask Lynx: will you... 
small head before publishing yours 
questionnaire?                                   
                                          
 skl> Lynx's answer should appear here.   
                                          
* Origin: The best remedy for head is that- 
since ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^  
    skl> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))  
 skl> You can rephrase:              
 The best remedy for brains is pussy :)  
                                          
 For this please excuse me        
        

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