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| Sokol's answer to the lamer. |
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(continued, started in PLUTONIUM#6)
skl> I told you that you are a gamer - a toy
ki something first of all.
write something in some editor
simultaneously with listening to any
be some cool music on CD, seriously
skl> Buy yourself a music center - you can
It’s good to play cassettes, listen to
dio...
do pictures and all sorts of graphics
whoa (there are _professional_ programs like
for example Adobe Photoshop, 3D Studio Max,
Corel Draw etc), work (and also
skl> Wow, bro - you don’t have RAM
Enough, add yourself another 32MB of dims: you
you contradict yourself - that's why
there is SG, and Amiga.
seriously) with music (from _professional-nal_ know only Sound Forge) and created
skl> What, no more? :)
give high quality music, and also
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
skl> On SB, well, sorry...
I have a lot of different things, feel free to take them
RS. Can spec boast of this?
skl> Maybe, although perhaps graphical
editors for the latest graphics modes
not as comfortable as I would like, but that's all
well...
I highly doubt it. In general, the RS has absorbed
yourself a little from this, from that, but...
skl> Yes, yes - I always said that pussy-
they have nothing of their own except
mazdie'XX, they steal almost everything
but from other platforms.
I admit, it is a lower class of car, SPECIALISTS-
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
skl> It is lower than the class of specialized machines
bathrooms for home use.
ZIZED on a specific areaapplication
nia.
4. I have already answered this question a little
above.
skl> Where did you answer it - in toys,
Are you fighting?
5. Yes, but in the next six months I won’t
I'm sorry.
skl> Why? Are you afraid that all this con-
will the torque fall apart? :)
6 and 7. After reading these questions,
Another joke pops into my head
skl> Maybe it’s not necessary, huh?!!
(now on topic) which ends
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
skl> Come on then :)
simply brilliant :-) phrase (however
and the question itself): What if I hit you on the head
I'll use a tire iron, then what kind of leg do you have?
will it fall off?
skl> Nope, still off topic... :)
And I’ll ask you: why do you need 256
flowers, because 16 is so cute :-) Why
to youso many keys on the keyboard, quite
2 would be enough (Enter key and pedal
Reset).
skl> Listen, you’ve already started lamerism, more
re-read above.
A simple lesson follows from this:
I should have thought carefully before
Why ask such questions - it's stupid,
stupid and illiterate.
skl> But you can’t say anything about the answers -
After all, questions are scales, what matters is the answers.
8. What do you understand by the term
'office machine'? Drop a few lines and
I'll answer.
skl> Big calculator :))))))))))))
P.S. This whole questionnaire reminded me of bass
nude about Moska and the elephant. And the author of the questionnaire,
it looks like not only a kettle, but also a lamer,
skl> This "teapot" and "lamer" wrote on
Vyndos spec, which is several times
mazdie'95 runs faster: what are you doing?
wrote in his life?
because he pretends that he knowscomputers are like the back of your hand, and on
really...
skl> Well, who is LAMER here???
R.P.S. I want to ask Lynx: will you...
small head before publishing yours
questionnaire?
skl> Lynx's answer should appear here.
* Origin: The best remedy for head is that-
since ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
skl> :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
skl> You can rephrase:
The best remedy for brains is pussy :)
For this please excuse me
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