Miscellaneous - From personal archive.

 From personal archive...  | 
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Lynx/Infotek                              
                                          
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Lynx>Have you hit anyone with arrows?       
Highlander>Where to?       
                                          
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Note from Lynx Sokol.                   
   I went to Zorg'ish.                     
                                          
 His house                                  
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|+-+ |    |     |-My home.              
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|║-Courts Apt. 41 (call, there is a bell)     
|+-+ His name is 'Lekha'.               
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 After her, Zorg was perplexed:               
-You took this notesent via email?     
-No, through my grandmother. :)))                  
                                          
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Lynx>Amiga=mustdie, PC=rulezzz.           
Sokol> Whaaaay?                             
Lynx> well, I say PC-mustdie, 
amiga-rulezb.                             
                                          
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Highlander> Have you met any girls?    
Lynx> No, I don’t have enough of them:              
 1.Lena, 2.Lida, 3.Olga, 4.Lena 2, 5.Ma- 
sha, 6.Ira, 7.Natasha, 8.Nadya, 9.Sasha, 
1O.Xenya, 11.i. etc.            
                                     
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In the lesson: Vasyukov was given a fofan, he 
the one who put:                       
- What are you, red bull tapeworm, scoundrel!!     
                                          
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In class: Dima’s jacket caught fire, heHe began to stew and began to drool.       
Lynx>Dima, you are drooling.           
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By tram:                                
-At the next stop you can do- 
change to a trolleybus, follow- 
shi...                                    
Lynx>And you don’t have to do it...               
Sokol>Damn, we won’t figure it out without her..    
Sting>You can do it, but where..       
- Well, will you shut up or not >:(.           
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Sokol> Well, I have 7 rubles, let’s get it for the point- 
Let's go quietly...                           
Lynx> Well, go ahead.                     
Sokol>It’s a bummer for me alone...               
Lynx>And to me...                             
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- I have a Mazda-166 at home.           
                                          
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  Anecdote.                                
Condor> Bill Gates had an accident. In reality 
animations are trying to save him. Billy is lying 
and his soul went to heaven, and there 
there are stumps, on the stumps there are pentiums, and in the pentiums 
Winda'98 loaded.                       
  Then he was unexpectedly pumped out.            
Billy: It's nice thereI don't want to live 
here. (And pulls out all the wires).       
 He returns there, and there are broken 
stumps, melted stumps. Stumps. He was killed 
There are two devils. He asks:            
- It was so good here, where is everyone?         
Voice from above: This was a Beta version.      
                                          
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                3.11.98.                  
                                          
                                          

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