Humor - Microdrama.

                   
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         М И K Р О Д Р А М А II.          
            Действуюшие лица:             
                                          
  Юзер - тупой геймер.                 
  KV - propeller controller.                  
  IDE is the screw itself.                         
  CMOS - clock controller.           
  MEM - memory on SIMMs (4 brains).     
                                    
  The user is cut to BLOOD. Here they killed him and 
it begins to load the loaded state- 
yaniye.                                   
  KV> Ide, a ide. (Kicks the screw, it starts 
starts to grind angrily).                  
  Ide> What are you talking about?                   
  KV> Georgia Billi.sav.              
  Ide> (raises the ready flag and starts 
can grind).  Cmos, a cmos, how much 
time has passed since I started 
loading...      
  Cmos> (Wakes up). Whom ?             
  Ide> Billi.sav.                   
 Cmos> 1 minute 45 seconds.             
  Ide> Well then, okay...               
  Kv> Let's be sharper...                    
  Ide> fuck off, I think (and further grinding 
shit...)     
    Uploaded.                       
  The user plays further, suddenly he turns 
turns the corner. There should be an EGA woman there.   
  Kv> load Baba Yaga...         
  Ide> where can I find it for you...           
  Kv> on yourself.                            
  Ide> (Grasping, grinding). ABOUT! Like 
she... (Starts loading).  Oops! on her 
bad sectors, what to do?                
  Kv> Mask them with zeros, maybe the user doesn’t 
will notice.                                  
  Ide> (Loading).       
 The top part appeared on the screen 
Eg and the computer hung. The user starts squeezing 
keyboard combinations Ctrl+alt+del. Nothing 
it doesn't work.Proc.> Who put Di halt here for me?  
  Ide> (blushes). Not me, but probably...     
 The user presses Reset...     
                                    
       Continued in Plutonium#8.         
                                          
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