Humor - In general, it was in the evening...

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 Khokhmil Lynx/Infotek                    
                    
 In general, it was in the evening. I went out 
walk, as usual, at 22:00 on the street 
Tsu with swollen eyes and nothing foreshadowed 
It was such a busy walk.           
 I first went to the house where it is 
local pharmacy, local guys sit there, 
kumarat. I sat down at the table (there is a green table, 
benches to which a drunken deputy broke 
tat:).  Suddenly some petty idiot 
impatient to kick the green iron 
door.  Kicked so loudly that I couldn't help but 
cursed.                               
 Some time passed. The dog barked 
ka, then she whined and a curse was heard, and 
then:                                    
- Get out, you dog [...] !!! :E.           
 Then a grandmother ran out of the entrance and began 
shout to the whole yard:                       
- Who's knocking on the door?! I [...] you all 
I'll kill you if you don't tell me!! I'm sick and you 
knock!!                                 
 And she ran back into the entrance. This little one 
idiotran up again and already fucked 
so much so that the house almost fell apart. Again 
the dog barked, squealed, flew out 
Lei from the entrance and a grandmother ran out with a 
com.                                      
- Who !!!                                 
 I slowly stood up and walked towards her. Around 
there was already a crowd of small ones standing around her, whom she 
sinkers.                                  
- Well, I am!                                  
- Who are you?! - suddenly the grandmother calmed down and 
asked me.                            
- White Eagle!!                           
-Where did you come from like that!!!- burst out 
she again.                                
 Since I had a shaved hairstyle I 
made a criminal face and said:          
- From ITC number 9.                         
- I don’t know you!!! So you send- 
fall into your YY KA!!!                   
- Who will kill me, yours? 
mother!! - I froze.                        
- Yes, how are you talking to me!!!      
- Say thank you for coming to YOU.         
- Yes, I’ll take the ax out and take your head off- 
ruble!!                                   
- Do you know how much for a threat? 
murder and extortion give?         
- And I don’t care [...] !!                       
 Her red, swollen face no longer fit into 
my wide-angle vision. She shook 
and pushed on me. I remained standing. Before- 
gonebefore me she also stood up and looked 
at me. She smelled of alcohol (obviously not 
ninth Baltic, but stronger). Swinging- 
Shaking her hand, she suddenly squealed and began 
jump.  I thought that she didn't have 
Everything is at home. But then I saw a friend 
black cat Tishka on her back.        
- Well done Tishka, don’t give a damn about nasty grandmas 
run over the specovites.                       
- Uh, you big-eared ass, get off me, otherwise... 
I’ll cut off the catch,” the grandmother yelled, “Your cat, 
[...], put the chasz away, otherwise I’ll hit you with a broom.  
 But she clearly couldn’t do the latter. 
la, because I dropped it in a puddle before 
entrance. The cat was already climbing on her head and 
The shock was clearly not a pleasant one.        
“Well, what about you, little shit,” she turned to 
me, - do you want to leave me bald or 
no?!                                     
- And you apologize, otherwise I’ll tell him 
scratch out my eyes, he’s on my Pi- 
Sishnikov trained!!!                      
- Forgive me please!!!                
- So be it, please!! Silence, get out!!    
  But the cat liked it and he jumped onto 
sitting next to a drunken man, right on 
head, and then to the ground and ran away like a bullet 
new house, in the basement.                      
  Then the man stood up, swore and began to 
ride on grandma. Here I felt it was true 
I feel sorry for her, but it was already late (about 23:00) 
and went for a walkalong Kuibysheva street to 
circus                                    
  On the way there I met two "scammers" 
"personalities, popularly called cross- 
tami and gopami.                            
“Boy,” one turned to me, “whitefish.” 
is there?!                                    
- No, I don't smoke.                      
- And lave?! ;(translated means money)  
- Who?                                
- Like who?! - the cross loaded. Him 
Apparently they either gave the money right away, or 
they said no.                             
- Well, from whom, that is?  which one of us has ehY 
money.                                   
- I have. - he answered fearfully.         
“So give them here, sharply!” I said.    
- He said in a trembling voice, 
realizing that I had run into my brother. He held out 
me a ruble and a half, but I didn’t take it, but 
walked forward. He stood still for a long time, 
digesting what I shoved there.            
 The circus was at the tram stop 
`circus` and there were children's rides and 
beer stall. It was he who interested me. 
                                          
            sLynx, Infotek               
                                          
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