A bite is served - Festive menu for those who want to eat and drink to our health.

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Festive menu for those who want
eat and drink to our health.



 COLD APPETIZERS:
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 Yak lard in Khokhlyatsky style (bitten into pieces)
 White-blue-red cabbage
 Homeless woman
 Herring

 CANNED CONSERVATIONS:
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 "Aristocrat's Breakfast"
 "Alcoholic Cod Liver"
 Granular caviar (from grain from last year’s harvest)
 Iron bacon.

HOT SNACKS:
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 Japanese-style fried eggs.
 State language
 Pizza with mushrooms grown on it.
 A dish of erotic cuisine: veal tenderness (children under 16 years old are not allowed
                                                recommended)
 Composted brains
 Domestic sausages (the undisputed leader in the Products category
                                           rubber"
SOUPS:
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 Ear (throat, nose)
 Pea jester
 Yesterday's puree soup (it is customary to serve it with a knife, not a spoon)
 and a fork) Onion grief

HOT MEAT DISHES:
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 Yakut in its own Sakha
 Filet Donahue
 Cutlets "It's a fool's will, America!"
 Medical duck with apples
 Greedy beef (Turkish drum!)

HOT FISH DISHES:
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 Electric ramp, in portions of 110 and 220 volts
 National Latvian dish:Raymond Halibut
 Tsar-carcass of Princess Swan (wife of the commander of the 14th Army)
 A bildyuga with bildyuzhinki
 Pike stuffed with Emelya. Moiseevich...

SWEET DISHES, FRUIT:
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 Dental filling (and denture)
 The first one, damn it, is lumpy, damn it!...
 Sugar mouth (full plate!)
 Glukva
 "Milky Way" (the best milky ones in the country)
 Cake "Consumer's Basket"
 Lingonberries soaked with killers
 Cream cake for normal to oily skin
 Jam "Ripper"
 


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