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(c) RUSSOS


  Hello everyone!!! First of all, I want to thank the editors
newspaper "NICRON" for the offer of cooperation, which I accepted
I accepted with joy. As you may have guessed from the title of the section, here
You will learn about working BBSs. Because The newspaper is published on Friday (or
on Saturday), then the list of stations will be given next week
I love you, and you won’t have to look for some newspaper on Monday,
to find out which stations are working and which are not, wake up at three
o'clock in the morning of peacefully sleeping SysOps and listen to their obscene expressions
niya on the topic of what and what (well, of course) you’re calling me at the wrong time
Most of the time. Now you don’t need to humiliate yourself like that, but just say
start the "NICRON" news on Friday (or Saturday) and know everything!
 Now, to relieve nervous tension and calm you down, here’s an anecdote:
The teacher enters the class and asks: “Okay, children, now you
you tell me how you understand the word “bummer.” Well, Ivanov, speak up.”
 - Well... It's a bummer when you're walking down the street after a girl, and she
comes to the stop, gets on the bus and leaves.
 - ABOUT! It's really a bummer. Yakobidze, now it’s your turn.
 - It's a bummer when you're walking down the street after a boy, and he comes up to you.
stop, gets on the bus and leaves.
 -Yes... Everyone has their own tastes, what can you do now... Vovochka, 
and what does a bummer mean in your opinion.
 - You’re walking down the street to the bus stop, and behind you is Yakobidze, and the bus-
but everything is gone and gone...
  So your nervous tension has been relieved and you have calmed down.
  Damn it!!! Well, my parents really annoyed me, screaming: “TURN IT OFF.”
COMPUTER!!! STOP SITTING BEHIND THE SCREEN!!! LET'S THROW OUT THE WINDOW NOW!"
Okay, I’ll finish the article tomorrow after school, but now...

  THREE!!!   TWO!!!  ONE!!!  DESCENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did I remember to save the text I typed? No! I haven't forgotten. Then up to
tomorrow...

  Hello!!! I'm alive, I can think normally, although my thoughts are a pack -
brains, harness their overloaded brain convolutions
baby, or else little people will come running and eat me, or maybe
maybe even have a snack. Or an ELECTRON will come out of the socket and... take a bite
one important accessory, I mean the hand, what did you think
shameless?! Oops... Yes... Well, I'm just full of nonsense now. Not-
It became somehow convenient. What you just read is fiction.
a wreck of my overloaded brain. This condition is caused by two 
factors:
 1. The desire to send this (the word that should appear here before-
think for yourself, it’s not difficult) school is far away. You just pre-
set yourself: in two days 5 (FIVE) drop-dead difficult tests,
and yesterday there was a test in algebra, and today there was a test in 
history (I hate history!!!).These teachers apparently want to do
make us a school of the living dead. Just imagine: ShKO-
LA OF THE LIVING DEAD. Sounds good? It sounds.
 2. And the second factor is the joy caused by the purchase of IBM's
th power supply for 30,000 (THIRTY THOUSAND!!!) rubles and two 40's
ten track drives each!
 What else can I say? So... Wow, damn! Telephone! Tear off from
thought process! We pick up the phone...
 - Hello...
 - Hello. Please call Katya. - a man rang out
voice.
I'll call you right now. I have 666 Katya here. Well, ATS! Why always
connected incorrectly! Okay, let's have some fun.
 - Excuse me, but Katya is busy right now.
 - What is she doing? - the subscriber is already nervous.
That's how persistent he was. It's your own fault!
 - Katya is busy!
 - WHAT IS SHE DOING?!!!!! - the man yells into the phone.
 - Listen, dude, who are you?
 - HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And where did I end up anyway?!!!
 - A! Husband... You've come to the right place: home. And Katya is lying down now
in the arms of Vasily, the new Russian. CLEAR!!!!!!!!!
 - A... A... A... Who are you?
 - I'm my boss's security guard... Hello... Hey! Dude! Where have you gone!
Well, I hanged myself... I mean, I hung up.
  Okay, let's continue. So where are we? And two 40's dis-
driver So I bought them for a server that will work 
from next week, Saturday.
Now a little about my computer: Profi version 3.2 (quite old)
INT is the worst, the rest seems to beok, monitor electrical
nika 32 VTC 202, disk drives: A- electronics 5313, B and C- 40 road-
OK, Japanese (SERVO), I already talked about the power supply.
  Yes! I forgot to say the most important thing. In this issue of the newspaper "NIKRON"
You will not find the BBS news itself, they will only be from the next
release. Now everything seems to be!!! Ooo!!! The phone is ringing again... 
Pick up the phone:
 - Yes...
 - Hello! Hello! I recently called you and asked to call you 
Katya.
 - Yes, they called.
 - So here it is. If Katya is unnecessary to your boss now, then call 
her to the phone, just for a second, please. Then she can
return to interrupted activities.
 - ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????


                                                    (c)RUSSOS 
                                           What should stand
                                         here, you will only see-
                                         from the next issue
                                         ka.
                                         SEE YOU AT "NICRON 3"