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Our naive relationship grew into a physical one.
I proposed marriage to Margot, not knowing that she loved...
variety.
Kisses quickly spread throughout the body.
At the age of 16, she fell in love, sent him a letter in the spirit of Pushkin’s Ta-
tyany. But, fortunately, he did not receive it.
I divide all women into two categories: prostitutes and homosexuals.
It was spat on the soul under the guise of prudence.
She slept with him one-on-one.
Apart from work, I don’t go out anywhere.
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(R)IRONMAN
COLLECTION OF STATEMENTS OF SOVIET OFFICERS
Textbook for junior and intermediate students
educational staff.
"In civilian life you don't need fools.
That's why I'm here."
Unknown ensign.
130. Now you are wearing plaid shirts, but when the time comes, change them
on a khaki cap.
131. A goose is not a hindrance to a pig.
132. The cadet’s face should express sorrow and thoughtfulness.
133. What are you writing, comrade soldier? Are you smart or what?!
134. Don't spit in the well until you jump over.
135. When I was a cadet and wanted to read, I got up through
half an hour after lights out, I took a book and went to the toilet with it!
136. Comradescadets, what are your last names? - Ivanov, Petrov, Sido-
ditch! -
What are you, brothers? - No, namesakes.
137. Tank weight - M tons. No, these bastards are heavy, better than K.
138. Mines are tank and anti-tank.
139. Strategy is a desire for how a leader should act.
formidable opponent.
140. Now you are looking out of the window of the audience, and the time will come,
and you will look out the window of the tank entrusted to you.
141. The boiling point of water in the tank is 90 degrees. No, 90
degrees is a right angle.
142. What fell from the cart cannot be cut down with an axe.
143. Why do you have rats and other insects here?
144. The fence fell two days ago and is still standing.
145. The Kalashnikov assault rifle is zeroed at the target,
which is a plywood square made of black paper, sized
measuring 20 by 30 centimeters.
146. Let's inscribe an ellipse into a square, draw a tangent at an angle of 45
degrees to diameter. Why are you laughing?! This technique has long been
They are already using it in the States!
147. Our department purchased a computer. Now the officers of the planning department
Up to 500 thousand strategic operations per second are carried out.
148. Take a rake and mark!
149. Well, I drank a glass, well, two, well, a bottle, two, but why do that?
get drunk?!
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