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(R) Fedin Pavel
Soviet programmers
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PCS Corporation
Publishing Division
Moscow
-1991-
The humpbacks of Soviet programmers.
2 kilobyte resistor.
- Norton Commander for BC is a thing!
- Yeah, and Stream Tracker for abacus is just great...
"HACKERS OF ALL COUNTRIES UNITE"This parasite needs to cut off the wires.
Oh, the floppy drive latch.
You'll be all over the feed now!!!
- Why do you have so many mistakes?
- This is Turbo Russian ++
Discover - fire box. Let us store corn in it
(Ukrainian)
Insert the disk into hole A, close the squiggle and plop down on the
Buy kyu.
Now you’ll go to the morgue to untangle the wires.
Oh, shameless eyes, I bit through all the disks.
A magnet for your bag.
The discs are fresh, not cleaned.
Let go of the wire - the car hurts!!!
When you press a key, the machine emits lustful screams...
- Why is she yelling?
- This is the sound of a program being flushed alive into the toilet.
I would like to take you to an open field and press Reset...
Don't be what the disks are formatted with.
Be prepared for the struggle to read other people's disks.
These idiots need to be opened one by one and washed one by one
Drown you in data.
Join the Anti-Virus Society
Put away your dirty manipulators, asshole.
- Listen, if a kilobyte is 1024 bytes, then a kilobab is 1024 women?
- Why do you need so much!!!
So that you can program on Focal for the rest of your life.
(Option: To teach you C for the calculator.)
I am a poet, my name is Platosha,
From me to you all a microsh.
(Fig shows)
How to pervert, so on my disk.
Depraved like Enter on a Corvette.
Escape from here until you get it using Ctrl+Alt+Del.Why are you squeaking like a speaker from the EU...
Have you eaten too much of the cartridge?!
You, gramophone modem, modulate quickly from here!!!
- Do you have everything on disk?!
- You don’t have a bit of conscience!!!
- You, resident muzzle, crawl off my car right now, otherwise
You'll grab FAT!
- Don’t put your head on the transformer - you’ll demagnetize your brain...
- I’ll copy you, I’ll copy you! I'll delete it right now, no
UnErase will not help!
- You, hedgehog, stop typing all sorts of nasty things - there’s a monitor already
blushes!
- What are you playing all the time - the space bar has pushed to the floor!
- You're not a hacker, you're a fucker!
- And I... And I wrote a virus for the calculator!
- Yes?! Borland C++ or Turbo Basic?
- Enter Turbo Pascal urgently! Well, hurry up, hurry up!
- Got in?! Well, come out!!!
- Well, what kind of editor is this! This is not an editor directly, but an Editor
some kind!
- Wow, what a thing! What did you click on? For what?! Well done!
Genius! ...He formatted your disk...
- You know, DEC released a tape recorder for IBM!
- Yeah, and also a gramophone for Cray!
- Right now you’ll be erased from here, you won’t have time to open the door!
- I-B-M-Er-C-A-T compatible with... printer!!!
(The anthem of the Soviet Union is heard)
- Typically, flexible storage is used to store information and programs.
disk or brains of the author...
- For such games, the authors must be forced to manually forge
matte or instead of ribbon into a printercharge...
- Don’t you want to chew the keyboard?
- The shortest virus was written by a programmer from our company -
it takes up 0 bytes and even the author doesn't know what it does.
- Mikola, I caught the virus!
- So drag him here!
- Oh, so cunning! You're not a witch!
- Well, you have a font! Worse than on the abacus!
- Shut up! You'll ruin this one too!
- Who touched my car and touched it all?!!
- Eh...Eh...Eh, you're about to tear my disk!!!
- How long do you have it?
- Under 720...
- There will be 2 x 360.
- Do you want to look at the fool?
- Want.
- There, the optical disk is being put into the EU.
- Don't need disks?
- What about the new ones?
- More girls.
Nothing unnatural is shameful and printable.
When you take the car home, scrape off the inventory number.
It's better to kill the president than to kill the residents...
When you jump out the window, bequeath the discs to someone.
The more programs a programmer can write off, the higher his price.
threads.
Before you erase a file from the disk, make sure that it is not yours!
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